Jump to content

Road Rage


Smooth Operator
 Share

Recommended Posts

Was driving back home after dropping the bairn of at her grandma's before school this morning, came to the roundabout at the end of my street. There was a car to my right which was indicating to go down the road I'd just come up so I went to turn left. Then the daft bint driving the other motor changed her indicator to turn right as she was half way out.

 

So I stopped and muttered a few words to myself. She stopped in the middle of the roundabout cos she didn't have a clue which way to go, so I thought fuck it and turned left and pulled up outside my gaff.

 

Cue he wife pulling up over the road from me and winding her window down saying, "Don't shout and ball at me, it was a genuine mistake but there's no need to shout and ball at me!" So i said, "You cannot indicate one way then change your mind halfway across the roundabout!". She replied, "Look it's too early in the morning to be shouting and bawling at me"!

 

What I said next was of great suprise to her and I quote, "Fuck off you ugly old bint!".

 

Well what did she expect me to say, "Oh you're right pet i shouldn't have said anything due to the earlyness of the day"??? Plus I wasn't even shouting and bawling to start with. :icon_lol:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Was driving back home after dropping the bairn of at her grandma's before school this morning, came to the roundabout at the end of my street. There was a car to my right which was indicating to go down the road I'd just come up so I went to turn left. Then the daft bint driving the other motor changed her indicator to turn right as she was half way out.

 

So I stopped and muttered a few words to myself. She stopped in the middle of the roundabout cos she didn't have a clue which way to go, so I thought fuck it and turned left and pulled up outside my gaff.

 

Cue he wife pulling up over the road from me and winding her window down saying, "Don't shout and ball at me, it was a genuine mistake but there's no need to shout and ball at me!" So i said, "You cannot indicate one way then change your mind halfway across the roundabout!". She replied, "Look it's too early in the morning to be shouting and bawling at me"!

 

What I said next was of great suprise to her and I quote, "Fuck off you ugly old bint!".

 

Well what did she expect me to say, "Oh you're right pet i shouldn't have said anything due to the earlyness of the day"??? Plus I wasn't even shouting and bawling to start with.  :razz:

128309[/snapback]

 

Wow. Impressive.

128799[/snapback]

 

Trust you to post for the first time in yonks in a driving thread. ;)

 

How's life in the real world?

Edited by luckyluke
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Smooth lad, does this lot actually happen???  :angry:  :angry:

 

You seem to have a propensity for calling ladies 'ugly bags' or words to that effect! ;)

 

Do you want someone to talk to?? :razz:

128327[/snapback]

 

I've only done it to those who deserved it, and it just so happens that the last couple of dried up old hags who felt the wrath of my tongue happened quite close together.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Was driving back home after dropping the bairn of at her grandma's before school this morning, came to the roundabout at the end of my street. There was a car to my right which was indicating to go down the road I'd just come up so I went to turn left. Then the daft bint driving the other motor changed her indicator to turn right as she was half way out.

 

So I stopped and muttered a few words to myself. She stopped in the middle of the roundabout cos she didn't have a clue which way to go, so I thought fuck it and turned left and pulled up outside my gaff.

 

Cue he wife pulling up over the road from me and winding her window down saying, "Don't shout and ball at me, it was a genuine mistake but there's no need to shout and ball at me!" So i said, "You cannot indicate one way then change your mind halfway across the roundabout!". She replied, "Look it's too early in the morning to be shouting and bawling at me"!

 

What I said next was of great suprise to her and I quote, "Fuck off you ugly old bint!".

 

Well what did she expect me to say, "Oh you're right pet i shouldn't have said anything due to the earlyness of the day"??? Plus I wasn't even shouting and bawling to start with.  :razz:

128309[/snapback]

 

Wow. Impressive.

128799[/snapback]

 

Clearly the lady driver in question was Bridget, having the second major roundabout incident of her driving career. At least this time she didn't abandon her vehicle in the middle of it. ;)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Was driving back home after dropping the bairn of at her grandma's before school this morning, came to the roundabout at the end of my street. There was a car to my right which was indicating to go down the road I'd just come up so I went to turn left. Then the daft bint driving the other motor changed her indicator to turn right as she was half way out.

 

So I stopped and muttered a few words to myself. She stopped in the middle of the roundabout cos she didn't have a clue which way to go, so I thought fuck it and turned left and pulled up outside my gaff.

 

Cue he wife pulling up over the road from me and winding her window down saying, "Don't shout and ball at me, it was a genuine mistake but there's no need to shout and ball at me!" So i said, "You cannot indicate one way then change your mind halfway across the roundabout!". She replied, "Look it's too early in the morning to be shouting and bawling at me"!

 

What I said next was of great suprise to her and I quote, "Fuck off you ugly old bint!".

 

Well what did she expect me to say, "Oh you're right pet i shouldn't have said anything due to the earlyness of the day"??? Plus I wasn't even shouting and bawling to start with.  :razz:

128309[/snapback]

 

Wow. Impressive.

128799[/snapback]

 

Clearly the lady driver in question was Bridget, having the second major roundabout incident of her driving career. At least this time she didn't abandon her vehicle in the middle of it. ;)

128999[/snapback]

 

 

If Bridget drives a white, Audi estate (badly) the it was her!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Was driving back home after dropping the bairn of at her grandma's before school this morning, came to the roundabout at the end of my street. There was a car to my right which was indicating to go down the road I'd just come up so I went to turn left. Then the daft bint driving the other motor changed her indicator to turn right as she was half way out.

 

So I stopped and muttered a few words to myself. She stopped in the middle of the roundabout cos she didn't have a clue which way to go, so I thought fuck it and turned left and pulled up outside my gaff.

 

Cue he wife pulling up over the road from me and winding her window down saying, "Don't shout and ball at me, it was a genuine mistake but there's no need to shout and ball at me!" So i said, "You cannot indicate one way then change your mind halfway across the roundabout!". She replied, "Look it's too early in the morning to be shouting and bawling at me"!

 

What I said next was of great suprise to her and I quote, "Fuck off you ugly old bint!".

 

Well what did she expect me to say, "Oh you're right pet i shouldn't have said anything due to the earlyness of the day"??? Plus I wasn't even shouting and bawling to start with.  B)

128309[/snapback]

 

Wow. Impressive.

128799[/snapback]

 

Clearly the lady driver in question was Bridget, having the second major roundabout incident of her driving career. At least this time she didn't abandon her vehicle in the middle of it. :razz:

128999[/snapback]

 

Not guilty. Thankfully, the car I've got now isn't an old banger prone to breaking down at inopportune moments such as on the A19 roundabout when the part-time traffic lights come to an end :angry:

129053[/snapback]

 

 

We don't want to hear your excuses Biddy! Glad to hear you're moving up in the world though. :angry: How's working life treating a lazy knacker like you anyway? ;)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
 Share

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.