Happy Face 29 Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Given to me by a colleague many moons ago for my propensity for dancing/strutting my funky stuff 131369[/snapback] Not because they're so chubby it's like your wearing a 10ft python as a belt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Given to me by a colleague many moons ago for my propensity for dancing/strutting my funky stuff 131369[/snapback] Not because they're so chubby it's like your wearing a 10ft python as a belt? 131378[/snapback] More like the 10' snake between the hips *cough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Given to me by a colleague many moons ago for my propensity for dancing/strutting my funky stuff 131369[/snapback] Not because they're so chubby it's like your wearing a 10ft python as a belt? 131378[/snapback] More like the 10' snake between the hips *cough* 131382[/snapback] Overkill tbh, inches much more appropriate. (not to mention usable) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Could it be possible his girlfriend likes it both ways and his lack of telling you is: 1. The hope is they will both hit it off and you can be one happy family. 2. You might not swing that way and thus he doesn;t want to scare you away as a friend. 3. He's not really sure about his relationship with his girlfriend and doesn't talk about it anyway. 4. He is a typical bloke and just forgot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Could it be possible his girlfriend likes it both ways and his lack of telling you is:1. The hope is they will both hit it off and you can be one happy family. 2. You might not swing that way and thus he doesn;t want to scare you away as a friend. 3. He's not really sure about his relationship with his girlfriend and doesn't talk about it anyway. 4. He is a typical bloke and just forgot. 131431[/snapback] Did you see the documentary about The Naked Rambler? He was walking from L/End to J'o'Groats with a girlfreind. Along the way, they mat one of his other girlfreinds. Anyway, the two girls got on sooooo well that they spent the night together He was not a happy chappy in the morning as he hadn't been involved in the night-time frolics!!! Oh, and you should have seen the nipples on his girlfreind - like fuckin' organ stops, the whole time:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Given to me by a colleague many moons ago for my propensity for dancing/strutting my funky stuff 131369[/snapback] Not because they're so chubby it's like your wearing a 10ft python as a belt? 131378[/snapback] More like the 10' snake between the hips *cough* 131382[/snapback] Overkill tbh, inches much more appropriate. (not to mention usable) 131387[/snapback] Not if he wants to constrict his prey and then ingest them whole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Could it be possible his girlfriend likes it both ways and his lack of telling you is:1. The hope is they will both hit it off and you can be one happy family. 2. You might not swing that way and thus he doesn;t want to scare you away as a friend. 3. He's not really sure about his relationship with his girlfriend and doesn't talk about it anyway. 4. He is a typical bloke and just forgot. 131431[/snapback] Did you see the documentary about The Naked Rambler? He was walking from L/End to J'o'Groats with a girlfreind. Along the way, they mat one of his other girlfreinds. Anyway, the two girls got on sooooo well that they spent the night together He was not a happy chappy in the morning as he hadn't been involved in the night-time frolics!!! Oh, and you should have seen the nipples on his girlfreind - like fuckin' organ stops, the whole time:o 131445[/snapback] I saw that programme-he was a bit of a spaz. As for his girlfriends nipples, am I the only person who finds 'organ stop-esque' nipples alarming? I'd run a fucking mile tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34182 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 I reckon you might be a breastophobe! Or at least have boob OCD. Everything has to be absolutely perfect, symmetrical, not too big, not too small etc. Weird tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 I reckon you might be a breastophobe! Or at least have boob OCD. Everything has to be absolutely perfect, symmetrical, not too big, not too small etc. Weird tbh. 131496[/snapback] Think of me more as a disciple, searching tirelessly for the holy grail (of chebs). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 I saw that programme-he was a bit of a spaz. As for his girlfriends nipples, am I the only person who finds 'organ stop-esque' nipples alarming? I'd run a fucking mile tbh. 131491[/snapback] Being something of an expert on breasts , I would love to spend half an hour, or more, giving hers the full treatment. They were magnificent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 She was only a welder's daughter, but she had acetylene tits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 I saw that programme-he was a bit of a spaz. As for his girlfriends nipples, am I the only person who finds 'organ stop-esque' nipples alarming? I'd run a fucking mile tbh. 131491[/snapback] Being something of an expert on breasts , I would love to spend half an hour, or more, giving hers the full treatment. They were magnificent 131504[/snapback] I find this sort of attitude reckless in the extreme tbh. Safety goggles required at the very least or there'd be eyes out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 I saw that programme-he was a bit of a spaz. As for his girlfriends nipples, am I the only person who finds 'organ stop-esque' nipples alarming? I'd run a fucking mile tbh. 131491[/snapback] Being something of an expert on breasts , I would love to spend half an hour, or more, giving hers the full treatment. They were magnificent 131504[/snapback] I find this sort of attitude reckless in the extreme tbh. Safety goggles required at the very least or there'd be eyes out. 131516[/snapback] But would you prefer ones that didn't react to anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 I saw that programme-he was a bit of a spaz. As for his girlfriends nipples, am I the only person who finds 'organ stop-esque' nipples alarming? I'd run a fucking mile tbh. 131491[/snapback] Being something of an expert on breasts , I would love to spend half an hour, or more, giving hers the full treatment. They were magnificent 131504[/snapback] I find this sort of attitude reckless in the extreme tbh. Safety goggles required at the very least or there'd be eyes out. 131516[/snapback] But would you prefer ones that didn't react to anything. 131544[/snapback] He has this retreating effect on women's nipples and is more than used to it. tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 I saw that programme-he was a bit of a spaz. As for his girlfriends nipples, am I the only person who finds 'organ stop-esque' nipples alarming? I'd run a fucking mile tbh. 131491[/snapback] Being something of an expert on breasts , I would love to spend half an hour, or more, giving hers the full treatment. They were magnificent 131504[/snapback] I find this sort of attitude reckless in the extreme tbh. Safety goggles required at the very least or there'd be eyes out. 131516[/snapback] But would you prefer ones that didn't react to anything. 131544[/snapback] Trust me, I always get a reaction! I just dont want to be prodded in the eye/mouth/earhole by something(s) resembling chipolata sausages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groundhog 0 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Old fella's sick of his lass so finds a hitman to knock her off "How ye ganna dee her in?" he asks "Simple," replies the hitman "shoot her just below the left nipple!" "F**k off man.." cries the old bloke "...I want her killed, not f**kin kneecapped!!!" Back on topic..... Yes they can be friends but if 1 has any carnal desires on the other, @ some point, someones gonna get hurt.........unless they both go for it, tho but Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Trust me, I always get a reaction! I just dont want to be prodded in the eye/mouth/earhole by something(s) resembling chipolata sausages. Mmm sausage! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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