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Just now, Monkeys Fist said:

The Department of Booberology have just issued an official Pink-Nosed Puppy Alert. 


Having just driven through the city centre I can confirm the skeetatch is ridiculous- like BOGOF day at Tits-R-Us. 

 

Blart everywhere?

I feel the need to finish work early.

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2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Sunglasses on :naughty:

 

I had you down for being far less subtle tbh :lol:

 

You weren't doing this drive by in the artic by any chance were you?

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2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Nah, I was in a bright orange van with giant fucking carrots on the side. 
 

 

Subtle as baaallz. :lol:

 

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Up in Newcastle today visiting my mother. Fuck me. Shit the bed. Judas Priest. I need a cold shower. Forgot how little lasses wear up here. Sun’s oot, tits oot

 

awkward the shining GIF

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4 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

Up in Newcastle today visiting my mother. Fuck me. Shit the bed. Judas Priest. I need a cold shower. Forgot how little lasses wear up here. Sun’s oot, tits oot

 

awkward the shining GIF

Somehow fabricate a reason to go Jesmond. 
 

Tittytastic :lol:

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1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

Up in Newcastle today visiting my mother. Fuck me. Shit the bed. Judas Priest. I need a cold shower. Forgot how little lasses wear up here. Sun’s oot, tits oot

 

awkward the shining GIF


Tell your mother to put them away, FFS. Disgusting.

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On 05/05/2006 at 13:31, Smooth Operator said:

My ode to Sunshine Fanny,

 

Sunshine Fanny where have you been,

Sunshine Fanny do you keep it nice and clean?

 

Eagerly awaiting for the sun to show,

To reveal your true colours as a scantily clad ho.

 

You perk up my day and give me a twitch,

So keep it up you sun-loving filthy bitch.

 

For a live performance I'll be busking outside Fenwicks window all afternoon tomorrow.


annual bump of this TT classic 

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On 10/08/2022 at 15:00, Monkeys Fist said:

The Department of Booberology have just issued an official Pink-Nosed Puppy Alert. 


Having just driven through the city centre I can confirm the skeetatch is ridiculous- like BOGOF day at Tits-R-Us. 

👆

2022. Back when you could get away with saying things like this 

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4 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

:lol:
Those were t’days 

 

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Love that gif. :D

Well, the sun has finally reached the coast and my God. I'll have to stay in for fear I'll be put on a register. 

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