Howmanheyman 26590 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Every time this thread pops up I sing the title to the tune of 'mustang sally'. Without fail every year. I get "Sunshine on a fanny day" Both very good. For some insane reason I get the tune of Boney M's 'one way ticket' replacing the constant 'one way ticket' chants with 'sunshine fanny' chants instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Pictures ffs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Time to take my Zoom Lens out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12735 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Off to tour some beer gardens in town today. won't be taking pictures but will be thinking of this thread as I watch from behind my perv goggles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 I took the day off today as it was Fist Jnr's 5th birthday. Took him to school which provided a fine opportunity to peruse the milfery on display in the yard. Surpassed only by the return in the afternoon to pick him up. Top notch! Easiest place to hit on milf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12735 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 New line: Walking half naked round the shops, How I wish I could give you fingers and tops! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 9929 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Time to take my Zoom Lens out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 The 6inch lens of love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26590 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 The sun shines and I always say 'Sacre Blurt' in a French accent when I see a hinney. Chez letting the team down if he doesn't do that on French soil itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38535 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 " French soil" Kinky bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5881 Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Went to BishopsMill in Durham last night. Some quality women on display from Sherburn, Peterlee, Sacriston, Pelton, Stanley. If I was still single I would have had a plethora of STDs last night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ausman 0 Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 So where are the "fucking photos" then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26590 Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 So where are the "fucking photos" then? Whitley Bay, earlier on this afternoon. She said she was called Brenda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Neville will be livid when he sees that.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ausman 0 Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Whitley Bay, earlier on this afternoon. She said she was called Brenda. Yeah right, to much sunshine for England. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ausman 0 Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Although, I would climb a mountain of razor blades just to smell her farts though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26590 Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Although, I would climb a mountain of razor blades just to smell her farts though.But would you crawl through broken glass just to stick matchsticks in her shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 If that was England then someones photoshopped the tab dumps, dog turds and crisp packets out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19723 Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 Sunshine fanny? Today it was more like sunshine fatty in se1. What is it with fat munters wearing crop tops, exposing rolls of fat to the world? I was reminded of a certain episode of curb your enthusiasm. I don't mean to sound sexist, the same rule should apply to men. I'm sizeist if anything. If I was built like CT, I wouldn't stroll around the City, man boobs and beer gut jiggling on proud display, while people tried to eat their lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34161 Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 Sensational bit of charva clout walking through Kingston Park earlier. Crop top, fake tanned flat belly and some sort of winged tramp stamp sticking out the top of her jeans. It would be an exaggeration to say she was stopping traffic, but it was certainly slowing down for blokes to get an eyeful. Obviously as a staunch feminist, I put imaginary blinkers on and accelerated past. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 Whitley Bay, earlier on this afternoon. She said she was called Brenda. She was in the Berkley Tavern earlier. Stunk of fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19723 Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 (edited) Getting a cab through Central London as I write this. Fuck me, the streets are crawling with tits and ass. Edited July 1, 2015 by Dr Gloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34161 Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Aye there have been some sensational sights up here today too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19723 Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Anyone in Paloma Faith's league? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5881 Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I'm working in Sunderland. The lasses are the tits sagging below the waist line variety Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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