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I heard, and this might not be true, that Dolphins have fadges like women and seaman used to capture them and tie them to the mast.

 

Freddie the Dolphin was raped. FACTADONTYAWISHYOURGIRLFRIENDWASHOTLIKEME.

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I heard that story about a variety of big fish. And that their movement as they were dying "helped". I'm sure mermaids have human minges though, somehow.

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Dolphins aren't fish :razz:

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I heard, and this might not be true, that Dolphins have fadges like women and seaman used to capture them and tie them to the mast.

 

Freddie the Dolphin was raped. FACTADONTYAWISHYOURGIRLFRIENDWASHOTLIKEME.

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I heard that story about a variety of big fish. And that their movement as they were dying "helped". I'm sure mermaids have human minges though, somehow.

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Dolphins aren't fish :razz:

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I know.

 

ANd regarding Freddy, iirc the court decided that a dolphin's penis has a variety of non-sexual purposes, hence the diver was let off.

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I heard, and this might not be true, that Dolphins have fadges like women and seaman used to capture them and tie them to the mast.

 

Freddie the Dolphin was raped. FACTADONTYAWISHYOURGIRLFRIENDWASHOTLIKEME.

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I heard that story about a variety of big fish. And that their movement as they were dying "helped". I'm sure mermaids have human minges though, somehow.

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Dolphins aren't fish :razz:

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I know.

 

ANd regarding Freddy, iirc the court decided that a dolphin's penis has a variety of non-sexual purposes, hence the diver was let off.

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Such as? Rudder?!

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I heard, and this might not be true, that Dolphins have fadges like women and seaman used to capture them and tie them to the mast.

 

Freddie the Dolphin was raped. FACTADONTYAWISHYOURGIRLFRIENDWASHOTLIKEME.

133992[/snapback]

 

I heard that story about a variety of big fish. And that their movement as they were dying "helped". I'm sure mermaids have human minges though, somehow.

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Dolphins aren't fish :razz:

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I know.

 

ANd regarding Freddy, iirc the court decided that a dolphin's penis has a variety of non-sexual purposes, hence the diver was let off.

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Is this like the bloke from Durham who reckoned he was giving the horse a tickle?

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I heard, and this might not be true, that Dolphins have fadges like women and seaman used to capture them and tie them to the mast.

 

Freddie the Dolphin was raped. FACTADONTYAWISHYOURGIRLFRIENDWASHOTLIKEME.

133992[/snapback]

 

I heard that story about a variety of big fish. And that their movement as they were dying "helped". I'm sure mermaids have human minges though, somehow.

133996[/snapback]

Dolphins aren't fish :razz:

133998[/snapback]

 

I know.

 

ANd regarding Freddy, iirc the court decided that a dolphin's penis has a variety of non-sexual purposes, hence the diver was let off.

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Such as? Rudder?!

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Paperweight? Doorstop? Sandwich filling? Who knows....

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I believe the argument made by the defence was that dolphins sometimes extend their penis to allow divers to get a ride in the way you or I may extend our hand. I shit you not :razz:

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I believe the argument made by the defence was that dolphins sometimes extend their penis to allow divers to get a ride in the way you or I may extend our hand. I shit you not :razz:

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I have the same problem.

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did this guyhave the same lawyer as Michael Jackson?

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It was expert testimony rather than just his lawyer saying it. It's true, honestly. Freddie was drowned after getting caught in fisherman's nets not long after too. He should have stayed at Amble.

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why does that sentence do nothing to dissuade my opinion that these images are not entirely objectionable to you Renton?

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why does that sentence do nothing to dissuade my opinion that these images are not entirely objectionable to you Renton?

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Well I'm not the psycholoigist am I?

 

Amusing would be a better adjective than objectionable though. :razz:

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Freddie wouldn't have had a 'fadge' like, you'd have to have given him one in his blow-hole :razz:

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:razz:

 

That's one mental image I didn't expect to have today when I woke up this morning.

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Can't stand Star Wars think its' fucking shite!

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You weren't even born when the last of the first trilogy came out though so I don't blame you. Back to the Future's probably more your thing.

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Fair few trilogy's i prefer then the original 3!

 

The man with no name trilogy is by far the best!

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Freddie wouldn't have had a 'fadge' like, you'd have to have given him one in his blow-hole :razz:

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Could you "tp" a female dolphin.... :razz:

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"tp"?? What are you on about, you sick sick man?

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Freddie wouldn't have had a 'fadge' like, you'd have to have given him one in his blow-hole ;)

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Could you "tp" a female dolphin.... :razz:

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"tp"?? What are you on about, you sick sick man?

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Triple penetrate I think :razz:

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Freddie wouldn't have had a 'fadge' like, you'd have to have given him one in his blow-hole ;)

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Could you "tp" a female dolphin.... :razz:

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"tp"?? What are you on about, you sick sick man?

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Too much porn..... :razz:

 

I think I've plumbed new depths with talk of dolphin orgies.

 

Btw, I saw a documentary on dolphins the other day and they're all sluts as a matter of fact. They have sex and multiple partners for pleasure.

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why does that sentence do nothing to dissuade my opinion that these images are not entirely objectionable to you Renton?

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Amusing would be a better adjective than objectionable though. :razz:

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.. no it wouldn't... it would be the opposite of what I was trying to elude to

 

i.e. that you find that mental image... satisfactory... enjoyable even.

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why does that sentence do nothing to dissuade my opinion that these images are not entirely objectionable to you Renton?

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Amusing would be a better adjective than objectionable though. :razz:

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.. no it wouldn't... it would be the opposite of what I was trying to elude to

 

i.e. that you find that mental image... satisfactory... enjoyable even.

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And your point is?

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