manc-mag 1 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 SMO you ungrateful twat! This puts me in mind of that Viz article where Jim Davidson was watching TV and there was an item about starving children on. He noticed a lump in his throat and he was worried he was developing a redeeming feature. Turned out it was just a malignant cyst or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17631 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Thanks for the useless info, it's defo not a veruca. Got an appointment with the doc at 10 to 4, will he sort me out do you reckon or refer me to the nurse? 135409[/snapback] Always thinking with his cock, even when in severe pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 12, 2006 Author Share Posted May 12, 2006 Thanks for the useless info, it's defo not a veruca. Got an appointment with the doc at 10 to 4, will he sort me out do you reckon or refer me to the nurse? 135409[/snapback] Always thinking with his cock, even when in severe pain. 135418[/snapback] You've not seen the fucking nurses at my doctors! Think Nanny from Count Duckula! Used to always give me hacky looks from the age of 12 when I was going every week to ask for free blobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 I've got a wart on the side of my index finger and have had for at least 10 years. I bite it of every few month and it regenerates. Doesn't hurt though. I like to give it a rub. But back to the wart 135253[/snapback] If you want rid of your unsightly wart do this: (my dad swears by it) Purchase a potato, slice said potato in half. Rub each half onto the offending wart area, bury the 2 bits of potato in your garden. Result - Your wart should disappear within the week. 135258[/snapback] Or, alternatively attack it with drawing pins until you rip the thing out and your finger wont stop bleeding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie 0 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Bazuka that Verruca. 135224[/snapback] Is that what it is like? I was gonna take a drawing pin to the bogs and pop it and see what comes out. 135228[/snapback] Could be. I actually liked my Verruca, used to pick it. Was gutted when it dropped off. 135231[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras 234 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Thanks for the useless info, it's defo not a veruca. Got an appointment with the doc at 10 to 4, will he sort me out do you reckon or refer me to the nurse? 135409[/snapback] Always thinking with his cock, even when in severe pain. 135418[/snapback] You've not seen the fucking nurses at my doctors! Think Nanny from Count Duckula! Used to always give me hacky looks from the age of 12 when I was going every week to ask for free blobs. 135421[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8950 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 I'm now in serious pain too, was standing by the door in my room when it swings open, ripping my big toe nail past the point of no return, it's basically ripped halfway down the nail and half way across. The medics I live with say I should leave it and not tear the slightly loose bit of nail off. Apparently it could get infected and stuff. it fucking canes though... so tempted to tear this nail bit off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Thanks for the useless info, it's defo not a veruca. Got an appointment with the doc at 10 to 4, will he sort me out do you reckon or refer me to the nurse? 135409[/snapback] thanks very much, was only helping hopefully you'll be referred to the VD clinic..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 I'm now in serious pain too, was standing by the door in my room when it swings open, ripping my big toe nail past the point of no return, it's basically ripped halfway down the nail and half way across. The medics I live with say I should leave it and not tear the slightly loose bit of nail off. Apparently it could get infected and stuff. it fucking canes though... so tempted to tear this nail bit off... 135521[/snapback] Empathetic pain sensation here.*shudder* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13988 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 Thanks for the useless info, it's defo not a veruca. Got an appointment with the doc at 10 to 4, will he sort me out do you reckon or refer me to the nurse? 135409[/snapback] thanks very much, was only helping hopefully you'll be referred to the VD clinic..... 135526[/snapback] If SMO's much-documented exploits are all true, I really don't understand how he isn't skanked-up beyond belief. Must just be pure luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 If it was on your arse i could have diagnosed it straight away for you...... your lass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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