adios 717 Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 I buy a leather jacket so I look real toughAll the little girls will think I'm tough 140692[/snapback] Laziest rhyme EVER! 140710[/snapback] I think that award goes to "yeah, yeah". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 "of Louse, Tony Blair, in Lizarazu"??? Really? Tony Blair 'in' a French defender? Disgusting. You want the album like, it IS class. 139746[/snapback] I think "Toto" should be left as is, and I had assumed that wasn't Bixente, but some bizarre historical reference. Although I've just searched "lizarazu -bixente" in google and I still can't find anything relevent, but the name must come from somewhere - no idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 It comes from the Basque country Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 If God Gives Life, he's such an Indian giver. - Modest Mouse - Bukowski Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14030 Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Woo hoo, woo hoo hoo Woo hoo, woo hoo hoo Woo hoo, woo hoo hoo Woo hoo, woo hoo hoo Woo hoo, woo hoo hoo Woo hoo, woo hoo hoo Oh yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 If God Gives Life, he's such an Indian giver. - Modest Mouse - Bukowski 141121[/snapback] "What matters most is how well you walk through the fire" Charles Bukowski Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13830 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 Southern trees bear strange fruit,Blood on the leaves and blood at the root, Black bodies swinging in the southern breeze, Strange fruit hanging from the poplar trees. Pastoral scene of the gallant south, The bulging eyes and the twisted mouth, Scent of magnolias, sweet and fresh, Then the sudden smell of burning flesh. Here is fruit for the crows to pluck, For the rain to gather, for the wind to suck, For the sun to rot, for the trees to drop, Here is a strange and bitter crop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3187 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 God's footballer hears the voices of angels Above the choir at Molineux God's footballer stands on the doorstep And brings the Good News of the Kingdom to come While the crowd sings 'Rock of Ages' The goals bring weekly wages Yet the glory of the sports pages Is but the worship of false idols and tempts him not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3187 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 I put on my raincoat to make it rain And sure enough the skies opened up again I dreamed of you as I walked to the shops You were dancing with the wallies on top of the pops Once in a while Gennady gerasimov deops his smile And you can see that his aims A portfolio pregnant with gains Hes been up all night Moving the goalposts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 Used to have a right laugh at Scooter when we were younger. Lyrics such as 'the painted cow' shoved in randomly.. 'It's not a bird, it's not a plane, it must be Dave, he's on the train.' 'I'm the candyman, also known as Dave, Dave from Sheffield, furthermore known as the screaming lord, but you can call me Ice - Ice, Ice baby.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 Used to have a right laugh at Scooter when we were younger. Lyrics such as 'the painted cow' shoved in randomly.. 'It's not a bird, it's not a plane, it must be Dave, he's on the train.' 'I'm the candyman, also known as Dave, Dave from Sheffield, furthermore known as the screaming lord, but you can call me Ice - Ice, Ice baby.' Scooter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 Used to have a right laugh at Scooter when we were younger. Lyrics such as 'the painted cow' shoved in randomly.. 'It's not a bird, it's not a plane, it must be Dave, he's on the train.' 'I'm the candyman, also known as Dave, Dave from Sheffield, furthermore known as the screaming lord, but you can call me Ice - Ice, Ice baby.' Scooter Here, I used to think they were great when I was younger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombadil 0 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 Used to have a right laugh at Scooter when we were younger. Lyrics such as 'the painted cow' shoved in randomly.. 'It's not a bird, it's not a plane, it must be Dave, he's on the train.' 'I'm the candyman, also known as Dave, Dave from Sheffield, furthermore known as the screaming lord, but you can call me Ice - Ice, Ice baby.' Good shout, the bit in bold is genius. The 'lyrics' to their first ever song are fantastic as well, try reading them with the thickest German accent imaginable. Is everybody on the floor?We put some energy into this place! I want to ask you something...are you ready for the sound of Scooter!!? I want to see you sweat! I said...I want to see you sweat!! Yeeah. Hyper! Hyper! Hyper! Hyper! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 Used to have a right laugh at Scooter when we were younger. Lyrics such as 'the painted cow' shoved in randomly.. 'It's not a bird, it's not a plane, it must be Dave, he's on the train.' 'I'm the candyman, also known as Dave, Dave from Sheffield, furthermore known as the screaming lord, but you can call me Ice - Ice, Ice baby.' Scooter Here, I used to think they were great when I was younger. So did wor sis'. At least you can both laugh about it now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stevieintoon Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 If yeev got nee pride at aal And yee naa nowt aboot footbaal Yed fit right in at the Stadium of Shite ----------------------------------------- New Boy Peter e runs like a cheetah Beardsley's gonna be a world beater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 If yeev got nee pride at aal And yee naa nowt aboot footbaal Yed fit right in at the Stadium of Shite ----------------------------------------- New Boy Peter e runs like a cheetah Beardsley's gonna be a world beater Watch out Hoddle, we've got Waddle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 I was listening to The Aliens for the first time this morning and a few lyrics hit me, but I can't remember them or find them. All stuff about being very bitter towards women who are basically snakes with mammary glands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 "So you go and you stand on your own, and you leave on your own, and you go home, and you cry, and you want to die" The Smiths, How soon is now ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 "I like my football on a saturday, Roast beef on sundays, all right" Too right Ray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooner 243 Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 (edited) She was blessed with a knack for giving bad advice He's got five thumbs on his left hand, five more on his right Well her mom left town with the supermarket clerk but her dad was only jealous 'cause the kid had work and the boy stays home all day 'cause of paranoia He's got kung fu grooves that can never be imitated She's got a fashion queen walk and she wears her blue jeans faded He's got moves with the puck that we've never ever seen, and his girlfriend's 22 and he's just 17 and she gives advice that'll ease your paranoia And we all need someone to save our souls, 'Cause the next time could be mine, could be yours 'Paranoia' Sam Roberts Edited November 5, 2010 by tooner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 Skibadee skibadanger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38682 Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 Mmmmmmmmmm Mmmmmmmmmmmm Mmmmmmmmmm Crash Test Dummies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavey Davey 0 Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 "I got wise, why pretend, that my season would come again, open my eyes, just to find, I'm all alone" "What have I become, my sweetest friend, everyone I know, goes away in the end." Award for legendary lyrics goes to: "I don't want to see a ghost, it's the sight that I fear most, rather have a piece of toast, watch the evening news" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WDP Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 I know a lot of people think Oasis' lyrics are garbled nonsense fuelled by early 90's drugs especially the third album "Be Here Now". The first song on that album though just about sums me up on of the lyrics "D'Y Know What I Mean". "I aint good lookin but am someones child." Great lyric I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3594 Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 the fucking pies are fucking old the fucking chips are fucking cold the fucking beer is fucking flat the fucking flats have fucking rats the fucking clocks are fucking wrong the fucking days are fucking long it fucking gets you fucking down evidently chicken town Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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