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Inconsequentially, it's the jorman lass' birthday today...wonder if she got me pressie...I digress.

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'Brock, I am how you say 'up the duff'

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:lol:

 

'There is a bread in my oven?'

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She phoned me up just now...

 

"I love you".

 

Oh fuck.  :lol:

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How does that work then?

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The fact I fancy 2 other lasses atm and now the one I copped off with in Germany phoning me up on her birthday saying she loves me? I thought we were just 2 mates you know... :razz:

 

I can't think about it right now I'm sozzled.

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I thought we were just 2 mates you know...  :razz:

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After the way you went on about her?! :lol: Ahhh, the fickleness of youth...

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I thought we were just 2 mates you know...  B)

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After the way you went on about her?! :lol: Ahhh, the fickleness of youth...

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There were underlying factors to that...she reminds me alot of the ex I haven't really got over (who incidentally told me to go and fuck myself recently...)

 

I'm currently ranting about all this "do i love me german bird???" shite on msn.

 

Urgh I dunno what to think tbh. I'm not even making sense. :razz:

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meet up and bone her, if after sex you don't feel the urge to shower in bleach, then you might as well give her a fair crack of the whip. :lol:

 

in all seriousness, shes a kid with a school girl crush, she doesn't "love" you, she just has strong affection for you and hasn't the words to fully describe it.

 

to say "like" isn't strong enough, you "like" a comfy chair... you don't want to grind your pubescent german fanjita against it.

 

Love is too strong, but it's a simple catch-all phrase which is too readily thrown about. if she starts to get upset when you don't tell her that you love her back, just use that analogy. If she fails to get a restraining order, then she may well "love"you... even if she isn't she's definitely a girl with a sufficient lack of self respect to let you try some wild sex acts out on her..

 

the flaming cheeto finger... or some such.

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