Just been sent this in an e-mail

[catmag 336]

You know you're a nurse if...

 

You would like to meet the inventor of the 'nurse call button' some night in a dark alley.

 

Your sense of humour gets more warped each year.

 

Almost everything can seem humorous....eventually.

 

You know the smell of different types of diarrhoea well enough to identify it.

 

You can tell the pharmacist more about the medication they are dispensing than they know.

 

You screen your phonecalls on your day off to see if anyone from the hospital is trying to call and ask you to work.

 

You've been telling stories in a restaurant and made someone either at your table or nearby retch or throw up.

 

You notice that you are using more 4 letter words than you did before you started nursing.

 

Every time someone asks you for a pen you can find at least 4 of them on you.

 

You live by the motto "to be right is only half the battle, to convince the doctor is more difficult"

 

You've told a confused patient that your name was that of your co-worker and to holler if they need help. (I have done this!  )

 

Your bladder can expand to the size of a Winnebago's water tank

 

You find yourself checking out other customers' veins in the supermarket queue.

 

You avoid unhealthy looking shoppers in the supermarket for fear that they will drop near you and you'll have to do CPR on your day off.

 

Your finger has gone places you never thought possible.

 

You have seen more penises than any prostitute

 

If you are not a nurse and have been sent this by a friend who is, it's just to help you understand our mindset and questionable mental status/sanity. Most of the time we function in spite of this sick sense of humour, fairly normally and very responsibly. Scary eh?

 

 

Have to admit - every single one of those statements are true

[MrBass 2181]

You would like to meet the inventor of the 'nurse call button' some night in a dark alley.

 

Have to admit - every single one of those statements are true

139912[/snapback]

 

 

[catmag 336]

You would like to meet the inventor of the 'nurse call button' some night in a dark alley.

 

Have to admit - every single one of those statements are true

139912[/snapback]

 

 

139914[/snapback]

 

It wouldn't be a pleasurable experience for him!

[Guest alex]

You would like to meet the inventor of the 'nurse call button' some night in a dark alley.

 

Have to admit - every single one of those statements are true

139912[/snapback]

 

 

139914[/snapback]

 

It wouldn't be a pleasurable experience for him!

139916[/snapback]

In whichever sense

 

[catmag 336]

You would like to meet the inventor of the 'nurse call button' some night in a dark alley.

 

Have to admit - every single one of those statements are true

139912[/snapback]

 

 

139914[/snapback]

 

It wouldn't be a pleasurable experience for him!

139916[/snapback]

In whichever sense

 

139920[/snapback]

 

Mwah!

[Toonraider 0]

 

All very true unfortunately

[Mags 1]

Oh how fucking true!!!!

 

You know you're a nurse if...

 

You would like to meet the inventor of the 'nurse call button' some night in a dark alley.They'd not be long in this world

 

Your sense of humour gets more warped each year. patient dead pool anyone

 

Almost everything can seem humorous....eventually.see above

 

You know the smell of different types of diarrhoea well enough to identify it. Ah, the unmistakable scent of C-diff

 

You can tell the pharmacist more about the medication they are dispensing than they know.Or make up new med names just to mess with them- generic form of viagra anyone?

 

You screen your phonecalls on your day off to see if anyone from the hospital is trying to call and ask you to work.That's a given

 

You've been telling stories in a restaurant and made someone either at your table or nearby retch or throw up.

 

You notice that you are using more 4 letter words than you did before you started nursing.

 

Every time someone asks you for a pen you can find at least 4 of them on you.At the very least

 

You live by the motto "to be right is only half the battle, to convince the doctor is more difficult"

 

You've told a confused patient that your name was that of your co-worker and to holler if they need help. (I have done this! ) Me too- last night even

 

Your bladder can expand to the size of a Winnebago's water tank And your pain threshold gets higher and higher too

 

You find yourself checking out other customers' veins in the supermarket queue.Rolly, ropey...

 

You avoid unhealthy looking shoppers in the supermarket for fear that they will drop near you and you'll have to do CPR on your day off.

 

Your finger has gone places you never thought possible.Lets not discuss that- SMO might get excited

 

You have seen more penises than any prostitute. Dodgy reference there, but true

[Kid Dynamite 5873]

You would like to meet the inventor of the 'nurse call button' some night in a dark alley.

 

Your sense of humour gets more warped each year.

 

Almost everything can seem humorous....eventually.

 

You know the smell of different types of diarrhoea well enough to identify it.

 

You can tell the pharmacist more about the medication they are dispensing than they know.

 

You screen your phonecalls on your day off to see if anyone from the hospital is trying to call and ask you to work. You've been telling stories in a restaurant and made someone either at your table or nearby retch or throw up.

 

You notice that you are using more 4 letter words than you did before you started nursing.

 

Every time someone asks you for a pen you can find at least 4 of them on you.

 

You live by the motto "to be right is only half the battle, to convince the doctor is more difficult"

You've told a confused patient that your name was that of your co-worker and to holler if they need help. (I have done this!  )

 

Your bladder can expand to the size of a Winnebago's water tank

 

You find yourself checking out other customers' veins in the supermarket queue.

 

You avoid unhealthy looking shoppers in the supermarket for fear that they will drop near you and you'll have to do CPR on your day off.

 

Your finger has gone places you never thought possible.

 

You have seen more penises than any prostitute

 

If you are not a nurse and have been sent this by a friend who is, it's just to help you understand our mindset and questionable mental status/sanity. Most of the time we function in spite of this sick sense of humour, fairly normally and very responsibly. Scary eh?

 

 

those ones are scarily true

[peasepud 59]

those ones are scarily true

139959[/snapback]

 

You have seen more penises than any prostitute

 

however that one has nowt to do with nursing