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I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day.

 

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to

enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in

meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'magic'.

 

"Wow!" I said, nearly dropping the handset, "I don't know if I could keep

pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw

me!"

 

She just giggled down the phone and said she was sure I'd rise to the

challenge!!!

 

"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's

a few inches wider these days!"

 

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me saying that

tubby bald men were cute!

 

"Anyway", she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"..........

 

So I told her to fuck off. :icon_lol:

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I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day.

 

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to

enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in

meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'magic'.

 

"Wow!" I said, nearly dropping the handset, "I don't know if I could keep

pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw

me!"

 

She just giggled down the phone and said she was sure I'd rise to the

challenge!!!

 

"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's

a few inches wider these days!"

 

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me saying that

tubby bald men were cute!

 

"Anyway", she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"..........

 

So I told her to fuck off.  :icon_lol:

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didn't somebody post this a couple of months ago ....

 

Sorry mate ;)

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You did not respect me and my reasons when I told you I couldn't be with you anymore and you do not respect me now. That, my dear tom, is one thing I will not allow myself to be put through.

-Cecily

 

Bitch. ;)

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You did not respect me and my reasons when I told you I couldn't be with you anymore and you do not respect me now. That, my dear tom, is one thing I will not allow myself to be put through.

-Cecily

 

Bitch. ;)

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;):lol::lol::lol:

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