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....HIV comes from monkeys!

 

Wild chimpanzees to be prescise liveing in southern Cameroon!

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/5012268.stm

 

So let me build up an HIV evolution timeline here, some sick monkey hunter bones a chimp in the 1930's, thinks nowt of it and puts it about regularly over a period of time. Then 70-80 years later it's the worst disease you could ever wish to catch with little hope of a cure! :(

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....HIV comes from monkeys!

 

Wild chimpanzees to be prescise liveing in southern Cameroon!

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/5012268.stm

 

So let me build up an HIV evolution timeline here, some sick monkey hunter bones a chimp in the 1930's, thinks nowt of it and puts it about regularly over a period of time. Then 70-80 years later it's the worst disease you could ever wish to catch with little hope of a cure!  :(

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Not exactly breaking news but seems to confirm the theory. I hope that monkey fucker is happy with all the harms he's caused. :(

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How do you know the hunter boned the monkey?  Perhaps they were just sharing needles.

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:(

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You would though.

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FFS. Not with the kid watching.

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I'm behind her. He doesn't suspect a thing.

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Some clever chap should photoshop that image, and stick your martian mush behind her like this one:

 

:(

 

Edit: wait a minute, he????? :(

 

Edit 2: talking shite. Bollocks. :(

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Manc-mag's already admitted it tbh.

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I thought he was more into pigs and whales.

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The evidence suggests he's not too fussy.

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Manc-mag's already admitted it tbh.

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I thought he was more into pigs and whales.

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The evidence suggests he's not too fussy.

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As long as the chebs are perfectly symmetrical.

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As long as the chebs are perfectly symmetrical.

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You'd be more able to field questions on whale chebs tbh.

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Manc-mag's already admitted it tbh.

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I thought he was more into pigs and whales.

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The evidence suggests he's not too fussy.

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As long as the chebs are perfectly symmetrical.

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Is that why he lusts after your moobs?

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Manc-mag's already admitted it tbh.

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I thought he was more into pigs and whales.

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The evidence suggests he's not too fussy.

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As long as the chebs are perfectly symmetrical.

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My sole criterion tbh. :(

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My sole criterion tbh.  :(

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Wouldn't put it past you.

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He'd have a whale of a time. Oh cod this is not the time or plaice for this fishy nonsense, etc, etc.....

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I'm suprised I haven't been blamed yet.

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You mean because of your love of "Spanking the monkey"?

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:( That makes more sense, I was thinking about the ins and outs of your hand contracting AIDS.

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