Craig 6284 Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 50F degrees People in southern England turn on the central heating People in Edinburgh plant out bedding plants 40F degrees Southerners shiver uncontrollably Glaswegians sunbathe on the beach at Largs 35F degrees Cars in the south of England refuse to start People in Falkirk drive with their windows down 20F degrees Southerners wear overcoats, gloves and woolly hats Aberdonian men throw on a T-shirt & girls start wearing mini-skirts 15F degrees Southerners begin to evacuate to the continent People from Dundee swim in the North Sea at Broughty Ferry Zero degrees Life in the south grinds to a halt Inverness folk have the last BBQ before it gets cold Minus 10F degrees Life in the south ceases to exist People in Dunfermline throw on a light jacket Minus 80F degrees Polar bears wonder if it's worth carrying on Boy Scouts in Oban start wearing their long trousers Minus 100F degrees Santa Claus abandons North Pole People in Stirling put on their 'long johns' Minus 173F degrees Alcohol freezes Glaswegians get upset because all the pubs are shut Minus 297F degrees Microbial life starts to disappear The cows in Dumfriesshire complain about farmers with cold hands Minus 460F degrees All atomic motion stops Shetlanders stamp their feet and blow on their hands Minus 500F degrees Hell freezes over Scotland wins the World Cup....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 Old joke week part two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17520 Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 Old joke week part two 142841[/snapback] Positively ancient that. And the one I heard substituted Scottish people with Geordies. Must try harder Craig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 Old joke week part two 142841[/snapback] Positively ancient that. And the one I heard substituted Scottish people with Geordies. Must try harder Craig! 142842[/snapback] a blast from the past (yeah i'd seen the geordie one) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 Old joke week part two 142841[/snapback] Positively ancient that. And the one I heard substituted Scottish people with Geordies. Must try harder Craig! 142842[/snapback] Generically identical tho tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 Old joke week part two 142841[/snapback] Positively ancient that. And the one I heard substituted Scottish people with Geordies. Must try harder Craig! 142842[/snapback] Generically identical tho tbf. 142851[/snapback] Says the half-mackem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 Old joke week part two 142841[/snapback] Positively ancient that. And the one I heard substituted Scottish people with Geordies. Must try harder Craig! 142842[/snapback] Generically identical tho tbf. 142851[/snapback] Says the half-mackem. 142865[/snapback] /half Jamaican Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 Old joke week part two 142841[/snapback] Positively ancient that. And the one I heard substituted Scottish people with Geordies. Must try harder Craig! 142842[/snapback] Generically identical tho tbf. 142851[/snapback] Says the half-mackem. 142865[/snapback] /half Jamaican 142868[/snapback] I prefer 'Jamackem' if you dont mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 That ad where the couple have been on honeymoon in Jamaica for 10 years reminds me on Mancy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17520 Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 That ad where the couple have been on honeymoon in Jamaica for 10 years reminds me on Mancy. 142870[/snapback] Every time I hear the word Jamica I'm reminded of the "D'ya make her?" joke. Is mancy really a rasta then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17520 Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 Is he a buffalo soldier? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 That ad where the couple have been on honeymoon in Jamaica for 10 years reminds me on Mancy. 142870[/snapback] Every time I hear the word Jamica I'm reminded of the "D'ya make her?" joke. Is mancy really a rasta then? 142875[/snapback] D'yer Mak'er, the reggae tune by Led Zep Re: da Manc: Nah, I've know idea where all this started either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 That ad where the couple have been on honeymoon in Jamaica for 10 years reminds me on Mancy. 142870[/snapback] Every time I hear the word Jamica I'm reminded of the "D'ya make her?" joke. Is mancy really a rasta then? 142875[/snapback] Aye. He had his dreads highlighted with blonde tips in recognition of his Mackem/charva heritage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17520 Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 That ad where the couple have been on honeymoon in Jamaica for 10 years reminds me on Mancy. 142870[/snapback] Every time I hear the word Jamica I'm reminded of the "D'ya make her?" joke. Is mancy really a rasta then? 142875[/snapback] D'yer Mak'er, the reggae tune by Led Zep Re: da Manc: Nah, I've know idea where all this started either. 142878[/snapback] That's disappointing mon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 Depending on what you read I'm either Jamaican or Northern Irish. An Irish Reggae sensation if you will. Pat O' Banton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 Depending on what you read I'm either Jamaican or Northern Irish. An Irish Reggae sensation if you will. Pat O' Banton. 142883[/snapback] Good man so he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 Depending on what you read I'm either Jamaican or Northern Irish. An Irish Reggae sensation if you will. Pat O' Banton. 142883[/snapback] Good man so he is. 142884[/snapback] "Ei'm gonna haff yew kelled!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17520 Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 Does anyone have ant idea on what Dotbum is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 Does anyone have ant idea on what Dotbum is? 142887[/snapback] I thought he was from Dublin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 Does anyone have ant idea on what Dotbum is? 142887[/snapback] Bogtrotter I believe. He's very PC about it. I said the wrong thing once and he looked up at me from my newly tarmacked drive, raised his eyebrows (including the ones on his cheeks) and played merry hell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17520 Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 Does anyone have ant idea on what Dotbum is? 142887[/snapback] I thought he was from Dublin. 142889[/snapback] Yeah, originally, but he now lives in France with his g/f and gadgets? Iirc he once said he was in his forties but somehow I really doubt this...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 Does anyone have ant idea on what Dotbum is? 142887[/snapback] I thought he was from Dublin. 142889[/snapback] Yeah, originally, but he now lives in France with his g/f and gadgets? Iirc he once said he was in his forties but somehow I really doubt this...... 142893[/snapback] Sorta makes him surplus to requirements n'est-ce pas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17520 Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 Does anyone have ant idea on what Dotbum is? 142887[/snapback] I thought he was from Dublin. 142889[/snapback] Yeah, originally, but he now lives in France with his g/f and gadgets? Iirc he once said he was in his forties but somehow I really doubt this...... 142893[/snapback] Sorta makes him surplus to requirements n'est-ce pas? 142897[/snapback] She does all the work too. He'll be out on his ear soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34133 Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 I'll take credit for the manc-mag=Rasta wannabe thing. It's true though - first piss-up I went to I couldn't place his accent, but when he turned up at the next one with dreaded extensions it all fell into place. Weird bloke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34133 Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 Is he not late 30s? He lives the life of Riley tbh. Working from home AND it's sunny a lot of the time by the sound of things! Bastid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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