Renton 17705 Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 this thing still rumbling on? last I saw Renton got a bit arsey with a post of mine... haven't really been bothered to reply. 150714[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8973 Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 this thing still rumbling on? last I saw Renton got a bit arsey with a post of mine... haven't really been bothered to reply. 150714[/snapback] 150747[/snapback] you sure told me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Viana seemed to be playing quite defensively for Portugal.. maybe we should re-sign him as a defensive midfielder as it appears to be his natural position 150725[/snapback] OMG LOL U MONG! Viana is not a defensive midfielder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 what would you suggest to get this thing off topic then? a nice conversation about hedgehogs? Penguins? fungal spores? 150718[/snapback] Penguin walks into a bar and says to the barman "Have you seen my brother?" Barman says "What does he look like?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Rocky's trainer was also the Penguin in the Batman series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 What's black and white and red all over? Half a penguin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 I was at the zoo the other day and someone threw a penguin into the lion enclosure. The lions went beserk; they couldn't get the wrapper off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 A builder looks up from his bricklaying to see a penguin watching him. He shows the forman, who says "take him to the zoo". So off the builder goes with the penguin. The next day, the builder and the penguin return to the site. The forman is incensed. "I told you to take him to the zoo!" "I did", replied the builder. "We're going to the cinema later." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8973 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 -long joke I can't be arsed with about Dwarves and Nuns- then the rest of the Dwarves started to chant "Grumpy fucked a penguin, Grumpy fucked a penguin" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17705 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes real mess trying to eat with his little flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you´ve blown a seal." "No, no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Jesus wept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 What's black and white and red all over? Half a penguin. 150896[/snapback] What's got 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 What goes black and white, then red? A penguin in a blender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 What's black and white and red all over? A penguin with AIDS. Or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckypierre 0 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 whats red and screams? A skinned baby covered in salt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8973 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 What's black and white and red all over? A penguin with AIDS. Or something. 151041[/snapback] Mary's Child weeeeeeps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 christ! it nearly fell of the bottom the page......................... BUMP!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13830 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 re-bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17705 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 re-bump My God, do you know what you've done? Think of the children! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Think of the children! Leazes isn't going to like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 without being a pedant penguins don't live within several thousand miles of isbjorn any more and they normally play lead guitar not percussion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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