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Alex Hammond on Sky Sports News this morning, to SSN's on-the-spot reporter waiting for news on Wayne Rooney:

 

"Is there much media interest in this story?"

 

:lol:

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Isnt Alex Hammond the little gadgee of Top Gear?

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Richard

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Who's this Alex Hammond bloke then?

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Isnt Alex Hammond the little gadgee of Top Gear?

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Richard

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Who's this Alex Hammond bloke then?

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hasnt he just told you? hes Richard isnt he?

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A conversation I had last night with a lass called Courtney:

 

"You're a shit Tom."

"This coming from the girl who tried to steal me from my girlfriend?"

"Fuck off. Wasn't successful was I?"

 

Jesus wept!

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Isnt Alex Hammond the little gadgee of Top Gear?

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Richard

146161[/snapback]

 

Who's this Alex Hammond bloke then?

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A conversation I had last night with a lass called Courtney:

 

"You're a shit Tom."

"This coming from the girl who tried to steal me from my girlfriend?"

"Fuck off. Wasn't successful was I?"

 

Jesus wept!

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She was right though, a shit is often called a "Tom" isn't it!

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maybe she meant that you're rubbish at being Tom

 

you're a shit Tom

 

rather than

You're a shit, Tom

cos quite frankly, there's a fair few Tom's out there and they're doing a much better job of Tom-ery than you.

Edited by Geordie Fish

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maybe she meant that you're rubbish at being Tom

 

you're a shit Tom

 

rather than

You're a shit, Tom

cos quite frankly, there's a fair few Tom's out there and they're doing a much better job of Tom-ery than you.

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Nope, she's a thicko from Bracknell who was trying to get me to cheat on me lass. Ergo I politely told her where she could go and get called a shit a few days later.

 

Was very funny. :o

 

And ooo you bitch! :unsure::lol:

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boy "where do you want uz to put that"

girl "up ma arse"

boy "up where" ?

girl "up ma arse"

boy "ya fucking slut!"

 

:lol::unsure::o:o

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Silly things women say?

 

"I'd like you to meet my Dad"

 

"maybe if you paid attention you'd know what was wrong"

 

...well maybe if what was wrong hadn't occurred in your addled hormonal mind I'd stand half a fucking chance you deluded psychopath.

 

how about silly questions Girls ask

 

"You don't talk about me to your mates do you?"

 

Course I bloody do, if I had to try and deal with all your emotional baggage by myself.... two things would happen, 1) I'd go as skitzo as you and 2) My mates would find you more appealing and I'd have to get shot of you.

 

"Why don't we turn the tv off and just talk"

Well ok, but Only on the condition that the conversation will be more interesting than ANYTHING on tv, and I've lately grown fond of those '50 top whatever' list programs... so ... you know... be warned

 

 

"Why don't you respect me?"

because you're a whiney anixety ridden screw up, who doesn't respect themselves enough to hold off sleeping with me until after the first time we met?

 

Do your trust issues stem from bad relationships in the past?

No it's this condescending cricket in a top hat on my shoulder, he's telling me that after I kill you I should wear your flayed skin like a robe... he says it's because you tell the others about my Joy Time.

 

Edit. and may all your christmases be white. :lol:

Edited by Geordie Fish

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