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Ok it's an old one, but worthy of a place on here....


Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tag line....




Sainsbury condoms - Making life taste better.


Tescos condoms - Every little helps.


Nike condoms - Just do it.


Peugeot condoms - The ride of your life.


Galaxy condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.


KFC condoms - Finger licking good.


Minstrels condoms - Melt in your mouth, not your hands.


Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.


Abbey National condoms - Because life is complicated enough.


Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.


Ever Ready condoms - Keeps going and going.


Pringles condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop.


Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper.


Goodyear condoms - For a longer ride go wide.


FCUK condoms - No comment required.


Muller light condoms - So much pleasure, but where's the pain.


Halfords condoms - We go the extra mile.


Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.


Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.


Renault condoms - Size really does matter.


Ronseal condoms - Does exactly what it says on the tin.


Ronseal quick-drying condoms - Its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes.


Domestos condoms - Gets right under the rim (please).


Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach.


Carlsberg condoms - Probably the best condoms in the world.


AA condoms - For the 4th emergency service.


Pepperami condoms - Its a bit of an animal.


and ....


Polo condoms - The condom with the hole

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