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Craig
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Ok it's an old one, but worthy of a place on here....

 

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tag line....

 

 

 

Sainsbury condoms - Making life taste better.

 

Tescos condoms - Every little helps.

 

Nike condoms - Just do it.

 

Peugeot condoms - The ride of your life.

 

Galaxy condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

 

KFC condoms - Finger licking good.

 

Minstrels condoms - Melt in your mouth, not your hands.

 

Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.

 

Abbey National condoms - Because life is complicated enough.

 

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

 

Ever Ready condoms - Keeps going and going.

 

Pringles condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop.

 

Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper.

 

Goodyear condoms - For a longer ride go wide.

 

FCUK condoms - No comment required.

 

Muller light condoms - So much pleasure, but where's the pain.

 

Halfords condoms - We go the extra mile.

 

Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

 

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.

 

Renault condoms - Size really does matter.

 

Ronseal condoms - Does exactly what it says on the tin.

 

Ronseal quick-drying condoms - Its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes.

 

Domestos condoms - Gets right under the rim (please).

 

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach.

 

Carlsberg condoms - Probably the best condoms in the world.

 

AA condoms - For the 4th emergency service.

 

Pepperami condoms - Its a bit of an animal.

 

and ....

 

Polo condoms - The condom with the hole

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