Lou 0 Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 I like mixing popular sayings..eg "Does the Pope shit in the woods?" 15576[/snapback] Me and my mates have used that before, gets some strange looks from people who are either religious or don't know the two original sayings 15599[/snapback] Although this stuff just makes me think of Back to the Future when Biff would say stuff like 'you're as funny as screen doors on a battleship" or "i'm gonna hunt you down and kill you like a duck" .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted August 21, 2005 Author Share Posted August 21, 2005 Fuck my hat, I didn't know that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 Does the Pope shit in the woods? That's on GTA San Andreas, that. For me, there's way too many to mention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8980 Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 for a girl that's not too pretty I use "Trogolodyte" "She's been hit in the face with the ugly shovel" or "Pig Dog" Greggs I eat a "Corndog Nasty" (corned Beef pasty) no idea where it came from but just always said it. whenever someone says something stupid, obnoxious, arrogant or annoying I like to say "Wow you're a total..." either "fucktard" "Jackass" "Cockshine" if I'm honest I say "What the deuce" a shit load, bugs the crap outta loads a people. Basically I say everything insulting in a "Stewie" style now. also I say ghetto slang in the poshest accent I can muster. Think of Stephen Fry saying " 'sup homie" ooooh also regional dialects following posh speak is fun, "just popping orf for tea with tipper and badger......La" "Baminoss" in a mexican stylie whenever I'm leaving somewhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 "Pig Dog" Haha we use that as well, or used to when I was at home. Along with "Hippodonkeymoose" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 for a girl that's not too pretty I use "Trogolodyte" "She's been hit in the face with the ugly shovel" or "Pig Dog" 15811[/snapback] I've been known to use "terrible accident in the ugly lumber mill" in the same vein. Caught myself using "back in your box" today, anyone know where the hell I got that from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 for a girl that's not too pretty I use "Trogolodyte" "She's been hit in the face with the ugly shovel" or "Pig Dog" 15811[/snapback] I've been known to use "terrible accident in the ugly lumber mill" in the same vein. Caught myself using "back in your box" today, anyone know where the hell I got that from? 15900[/snapback] I used to say that all the time for about a year. I cannae mind what its off though. Will endeavour to remember Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 8 Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 foaming at the gash with a complete wide one was something my mate kept saying at when he was up. he is in the raf like, if that explains anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ticaL 0 Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 Six and Two Three's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted August 24, 2005 Author Share Posted August 24, 2005 Tonight my favourite saying has been "what a shower of fucking shite" Tomorrow it will be "convict bastards" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_NUFC 0 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 My phrase for that situation is "lets get the fuck out of Dodge" Think its from a Tarantino film but I can't remember which one. 12371[/snapback] Pulp Fiction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_NUFC 0 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Waaaaaaaaaaaaaat! Whey ye bugger a' hell! Am clammin (I'm Hungary/Thirsty) It's geet blashy (rain) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djimi 0 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 dam it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Here's 20p; go and phone someone who gives a shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 8 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 if its a mobile number they are calling they might need more than 20p. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5899 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 friggin sweet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Not my saying but my son often says.. Bite my shiney metal ass (think its from futurama) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Not my saying but my son often says.. Bite my shiney metal ass (think its from futurama) 18488[/snapback] It is indeed, one of the catchphrases of Bender and alltime great character from animated or indeed any comedy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 Back in yer box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4ever 0 Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 Don't eat the yellow snow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 Back in yer box 19776[/snapback] You too? Don't suppose you know where that phrase is from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4ever 0 Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 Back in yer box 19776[/snapback] You too? Don't suppose you know where that phrase is from? 19786[/snapback] http://www.phrases.org.uk/bulletin_board/2...ssages/393.html ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 (edited) Possibly Edited August 26, 2005 by Sima Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Author Share Posted September 2, 2005 SPOT ON BOSS! Taken from a pub landlord in Pooley Bridge. As in: Landlord: Yes boss? Customer: Three pints of lager please Landlord: SPOT ON BOSS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 "saucy devil" can be applied to a group of people or a single person. I love sayin it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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