Jimbo 133 Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 The Time Machine only takes about 2 hours to read ffs! 150671[/snapback] Thats a lot of shit ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Going back to what Toplass was trying to say....you fellas are missing the point, its not the fact its a strange loo at all...its the fact of where it is! I just cannot 'go' if there are people in and out and chatting outside the loo im in! Or if someone is in the cubicle next door! If its a solitary loo, then no problems....fire away! Mind, if its a single loo with a queue forming outside, then again, i just cant go, i feel under pressure 150640[/snapback] How do you think the turd feels! I do alot of motorway driving and can commonly be found somewhere on the M6 in a services dropping my load somewhere in the row of around 8-12 cublicles. You can here more zips, farts and plops than watching 3 hours of Pete from BB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 The Time Machine only takes about 2 hours to read ffs! 150671[/snapback] Thats a lot of shit ! 150674[/snapback] thats an average shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 My mam walked the Great Wall of China for Chaaaaarite and had to stay in hostels along the wall...apparently the shitters were holes dug in the ground and they all had to squat together (all lasses like) in a circle, no privacy. Personally, I couldn't gan me like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted June 19, 2006 Author Share Posted June 19, 2006 My mam walked the Great Wall of China for Chaaaaarite and had to stay in hostels along the wall...apparently the shitters were holes dug in the ground and they all had to squat together (all lasses like) in a circle, no privacy. Personally, I couldn't gan me like. 150682[/snapback] So youd rather crimp one off in a circle of men? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 if I get stuck on a sudoku puzzle I just wait until I need a shit, wander to the loo and casually negotiate the release of the chocolate hostages while filling out the rest. best part of my day at times, a satisfying poo and satisfyingly finishing a puzzle. jobs a good'un Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 if I get stuck on a sudoku puzzle I just wait until I need a shit, wander to the loo and casually negotiate the release of the chocolate hostages while filling out the rest. best part of my day at times, a satisfying poo and satisfyingly finishing a puzzle. jobs a good'un 150723[/snapback] and you could save money on skid-sheet and recycle by wiping your arse on the page when you've done ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 if I get stuck on a sudoku puzzle I just wait until I need a shit, wander to the loo and casually negotiate the release of the chocolate hostages while filling out the rest. best part of my day at times, a satisfying poo and satisfyingly finishing a puzzle. jobs a good'un 150723[/snapback] and you could save money on skid-sheet and recycle by wiping your arse on the page when you've done ! 150733[/snapback] Fuck it! Why even bother doing the puzzle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 I have very little qualms about where I drop my load, I'm sure I could. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 If I want to read a book or magazine I can think of a million places I'd rather be sat that shitting on the toilet! Into the bathroom, do what you've got to do, and get the hell out of there. I don't turn it into a bloody day out!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 If I want to read a book or magazine I can think of a million places I'd rather be sat that shitting on the toilet! Into the bathroom, do what you've got to do, and get the hell out of there. I don't turn it into a bloody day out!! 150784[/snapback] Unless you've and internal injury and you're passing melted muffins.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 If I want to read a book or magazine I can think of a million places I'd rather be sat that shitting on the toilet! Into the bathroom, do what you've got to do, and get the hell out of there. I don't turn it into a bloody day out!! 150784[/snapback] Unless you've and internal injury and you're passing melted muffins.... 150859[/snapback] Ewww. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Shit thread tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Shit thread tbh 150878[/snapback] It certainly has gone to pot(ty)! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Shit thread tbh 150878[/snapback] It certainly has gone to pot(ty)! 151343[/snapback] yeah everyone seems to have an attack of verbal diarrhoea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 one way or another, this transparent toilet humour has got to stop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 one way or another, this transparent toilet humour has got to stop! 151350[/snapback] agreed, its taking the piss now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5904 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 nee worse than the bogs that rise out of the floor in durham on a night. felt seriously weird getting my nob out in the middle of the street with lasses walking straight past. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 nee worse than the bogs that rise out of the floor in durham on a night. felt seriously weird getting my nob out in the middle of the street with lasses walking straight past. 151360[/snapback] I'm imagining urinals that rise out of the ground on a busy street? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rikko 20 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 nee worse than the bogs that rise out of the floor in durham on a night. felt seriously weird getting my nob out in the middle of the street with lasses walking straight past. 151360[/snapback] I'm imagining urinals that rise out of the ground on a busy street? 151368[/snapback] I think he just took a piss on one of them bollards that rises up to stop cars going down pedestrianised streets at certain times... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 I've done worse tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5904 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 seriously. right outside yates in durham city centre. i couldnt believe my eyes when i first saw them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Ladies and gentlemen, the people who brought you legalised prostitution present, the UriLift! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally 0 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 I never read or anything when i'm having a shit, i'm in and out again in about 5 minutes max. One of my housemates takes a good half hour everytime its so annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 You wouldn't like to share a house with me then. I often forget why I'm in there and finish at least a couple of chapters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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