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Guest Toplass-101
Fucking trashy slut.

 

Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck this isn't happening.

 

I'm mates with my dad's lass and he's fucking cheated on her with the same woman he left my mum for.

 

The absolute cunt.

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Yikes :blink:

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Men eh, at one time or another they're all cunts!

(sorry Cath).

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Fucking trashy slut.

 

Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck this isn't happening.

 

I'm mates with my dad's lass and he's fucking cheated on her with the same woman he left my mum for.

 

The absolute cunt.

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Yikes :blink:

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Men eh, at one time or another they're all cunts!

(sorry Cath).

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I take offence to that :rolleyes:

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Guest Toplass-101
Fucking trashy slut.

 

Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck this isn't happening.

 

I'm mates with my dad's lass and he's fucking cheated on her with the same woman he left my mum for.

 

The absolute cunt.

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Yikes :blink:

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Men eh, at one time or another they're all cunts!

(sorry Cath).

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I take offence to that :rolleyes:

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not all men are Cats Untolerable Nasty Term. It's just that women talk alot so you hear about a lot... in reality there are far more nice blokes about the place, but no-one fucking crows about em.

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Fucking trashy slut.

 

Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck this isn't happening.

 

I'm mates with my dad's lass and he's fucking cheated on her with the same woman he left my mum for.

 

The absolute cunt.

153704[/snapback]

 

Yikes :blink:

153707[/snapback]

Men eh, at one time or another they're all cunts!

(sorry Cath).

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That include Pud?

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Guest Toplass-101
Fucking trashy slut.

 

Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck this isn't happening.

 

I'm mates with my dad's lass and he's fucking cheated on her with the same woman he left my mum for.

 

The absolute cunt.

153704[/snapback]

 

Yikes :blink:

153707[/snapback]

Men eh, at one time or another they're all cunts!

(sorry Cath).

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That include Pud?

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Strange question, of course it includes him.

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not all men are Cats Untolerable Nasty Term. It's just that women talk alot so you hear about a lot... in reality there are far more nice blokes about the place, but no-one fucking crows about em.

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Seriously. I'd fecking shout it from the rooftops if I knew a bloke who wasn't an absolute c*nt most times.

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Go with your head, your heart always tells you what you want to hear, but your head tells it how it is. :blink:

 

I also used to think that there were no decent guys around. It was only when I realised that I was looking too hard that I found out that Mr. Perfect was sitting right under my nose - and he had previously been the ex from hell. It's amazing what time does to some situations.

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Oh dear god- it's not that same one discussed on N-O is it? Think with your head son- if that's the one the heart and trousers will land you a heap of trouble larger than you've seen so far.

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I'm not sure I know what you mean. What do you mean ?

 

I'm also not sure what the boss/doctor/John thing is about. What's the boss/doctor/John thing about ?

 

My story (short version)

 

A girl I was seeing about a year ago recently got back in touch with me and things have been pretty nice again.

When we're together she's amazing and she says all the right things to make my heart think she's great and I'd be silly not to be with her.

When we're together she's amazing and does all the right things to make my trousers think she's great and I'd be silly not to be with her.

When we're not together, and she's not using her 'woman magic' on me, my head knows that things aren't right and things won't work. And I keep thinking to myself that I should just stop seeing her. Then the heart/trouser combo gets upset.

I think it's mainly because I'm not very popular with women so as soon as one shows a bit of interest in me then everything sensible just seems too hard. She's going away for five weeks this weekend. Is the best idea to keep seeing her this week to keep h/t happy then follow my head's advice and stop seeing her ? It follows what you people are telling me to do or does that come across as being a typical, rubbish guy ?

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As the late great Brian May said...

 

If you've got time to stay and listen to my story

Just a moment of your life is all I need

Don't say we should be parted

Because we only just got started

Let your heart rule your head tonight

 

There's a full moon shining on the water

There's a warm breeze blowing off the sea

And when my pulse starts a racing

I know life is for the tasting

Let your heart rule your head tonight

 

Let your heart rule your head

Let your heart rule your head

Let your heart rule your head tonight

When your whole world is sinking

Come to my way of thinking

Let your heart rule your head tonight

 

It's been so long since I put my arms around you

And I don't know if it's real or it's a dream

But don't pussy-foot about it

Shout it

Just can't live without it

Let your heart rule your head tonight (everybody)

Let your heart rule your head

Let your heart rule your head

Let your heart rule your head tonight

When your whole world is sinking

Come to my way of thinking

Let your heart rule your head tonight

 

Oooh you're staring at my face as though I'm crazy

When I tell you that I need you every day

Can't you see that I love you pretty baby

And ol' time don't ever stop ticking away, yeah

Well your Mama don't mind

And your Papa don't mind

But you'll never be mine

If you're thinking all the time

We can work it out right

When I'm holding you tight

We can make it tonight

Because it ain't no crime

Don't let the moment slip away

Don't think about it, do it

 

Well I know that we're in a time of changes

And in love there is danger everywhere

But consider every portion

When you've taken your precautions

Let your heart (let your heart)

Let your heart (let your heart)

Let your heart (let your heart)

Let your heart

let your heart

let your heart

Let your heart rule your head

Let your heart rule your head

Let your heart rule your head tonight

When your whole world is sinking

Come to my way of thinking

Let your heart rule your head tonight

 

Oh sing it with me

Let your heart rule your head

Let your heart rule your head

Let your heart rule your head tonight

When your whole world is sinking

Come to my way of thinking

Let your heart rule your head tonight

Let your heart rule your head tonight

 

 

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Thanks for everyone who took the time to contribute in this thread.

 

Conclusion: woman is rubbish. All those (three) who voted 'heart' were woefully wrong in this scenario.

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Guest Toplass-101

Sorry things didnt work out Walliver, next time go with ya trousers, but dont give ya heart! save that for someone special :D

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