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wake you up by making a noise folding clothes? Thats what wor lass done to me this morning, she was folding them rigorously and slamming them onto the bed whilst i slept, all because i didn't come in until 3.30, liberties if you ask me.

 

Where do they learn this shit? :lol:

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wake you up by making a noise folding clothes? Thats what wor lass done to me this morning, she was folding them rigorously and slamming them onto the bed whilst i slept, all because i didn't come in until 3.30, liberties if you ask me.

 

Where do they learn this shit? :lol:

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She's going to lose you if she's not careful tbh.

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wake you up by making a noise folding clothes? Thats what wor lass done to me this morning, she was folding them rigorously and slamming them onto the bed whilst i slept, all because i didn't come in until 3.30, liberties if you ask me.

 

Where do they learn this shit? :lol:

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She's going to lose you if she's not careful tbh.

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methinks that may be her cunning plan .... :hunter:

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wake you up by making a noise folding clothes? Thats what wor lass done to me this morning, she was folding them rigorously and slamming them onto the bed whilst i slept, all because i didn't come in until 3.30, liberties if you ask me.

 

Where do they learn this shit? :lol:

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She's going to lose you if she's not careful tbh.

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Any more of that sort of shite and I'm gonna have to seriously consider trading her in for a new model, preferably one that just comes around a few times a week and sees to my need, domestically and physically

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wake you up by making a noise folding clothes? Thats what wor lass done to me this morning, she was folding them rigorously and slamming them onto the bed whilst i slept, all because i didn't come in until 3.30, liberties if you ask me.

 

Where do they learn this shit? :lol:

157782[/snapback]

 

She's going to lose you if she's not careful tbh.

157788[/snapback]

 

 

Any more of that sort of shite and I'm gonna have to seriously consider trading her in for a new model, preferably one that just comes around a few times a week and sees to my need, domestically and physically

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a "home help" so to speak... :hunter:

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wake you up by making a noise folding clothes? Thats what wor lass done to me this morning, she was folding them rigorously and slamming them onto the bed whilst i slept, all because i didn't come in until 3.30, liberties if you ask me.

 

Where do they learn this shit? :lol:

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Another dose of the Flora treatment appears to be required if you ask me.

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Fry Bacon in a frying pan when she's got the grill on doing burgers at the same time, surely it would have been healthier and easier to grill them both at the same time.

 

Does she just do this to fucking wind me or is she just bastard simple. 12 years this shit has went on for and she still can't grasp the basics of cooking a simple bacon, cheese burger.

 

Probably got something to do with me doing the dishes afterwards, thats the only feasible explanation for this stupidity :lol:

Edited by Wacky Jnr

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Like I've always said:

 

Women: you can't live with them, and you can't live with them.

 

:lol:

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Fry Bacon in a frying pan when she's got the grill on doing burgers at the same time, surely it would have been healthier and easier to grill them both at the same time.

 

Does she just do this to fucking wind me or is she just bastard simple. 12 years this shit has went on for and she still can't grasp the basics of cooking a simple bacon, cheese burger.

 

Probably got something to do with me doing the dishes afterwards, thats the only feasible explanation for this stupidity :lol:

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you dont like it ?

 

Well you make the blummin tea then!

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Fry Bacon in a frying pan when she's got the grill on doing burgers at the same time, surely it would have been healthier and easier to grill them both at the same time.

 

Does she just do this to fucking wind me or is she just bastard simple. 12 years this shit has went on for and she still can't grasp the basics of cooking a simple bacon, cheese burger.

 

Probably got something to do with me doing the dishes afterwards, thats the only feasible explanation for this stupidity :hunter:

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you dont like it ?

 

Well you make the blummin tea then!

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i bet wacky doesnt even know how many sugars he has in his tea :lol:

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Fry Bacon in a frying pan when she's got the grill on doing burgers at the same time, surely it would have been healthier and easier to grill them both at the same time.

 

Does she just do this to fucking wind me or is she just bastard simple. 12 years this shit has went on for and she still can't grasp the basics of cooking a simple bacon, cheese burger.

 

Probably got something to do with me doing the dishes afterwards, thats the only feasible explanation for this stupidity :lol:

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you dont like it ?

 

Well you make the blummin tea then!

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I offered, she took charge.

 

I was asked if I fancied Bacon, Cheeseburger with spicy wedges with melted cheese on them, what i got resembled and accident between a butchers boy on his bike and a milk float carrying petrol bombs instead of milk

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Fry Bacon in a frying pan when she's got the grill on doing burgers at the same time, surely it would have been healthier and easier to grill them both at the same time.

 

Does she just do this to fucking wind me or is she just bastard simple. 12 years this shit has went on for and she still can't grasp the basics of cooking a simple bacon, cheese burger.

 

Probably got something to do with me doing the dishes afterwards, thats the only feasible explanation for this stupidity :hunter:

158233[/snapback]

you dont like it ?

 

Well you make the blummin tea then!

158239[/snapback]

 

i bet wacky doesnt even know how many sugars he has in his tea :lol:

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Far from it, I've catered for myself since i was young, Independance is everything, you can't rely on biaches - fact.

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Far from it, I've catered for myself since i was young, Independance is everything, you can't rely on biaches - fact.

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Word, my home boy :lol:

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:hunter:

 

tbf women are generally fucking useless though

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Far from it, I've catered for myself since i was young, Independance is everything, you can't rely on biaches - fact.

158246[/snapback]

 

 

Word, my home boy :lol:

wigga2ru.jpg
:hunter:

 

tbf women are generally fucking useless though

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:) don't get me started....

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Far from it, I've catered for myself since i was young, Independance is everything, you can't rely on biaches - fact.

158246[/snapback]

 

 

Word, my home boy :lol:

wigga2ru.jpg
:hunter:

 

tbf women are generally fucking useless though

158250[/snapback]

:) don't get me started....

158251[/snapback]

 

Don't bite! He's on a wind-up :yes

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Far from it, I've catered for myself since i was young, Independance is everything, you can't rely on biaches - fact.

158246[/snapback]

 

 

Word, my home boy :hunter:

wigga2ru.jpg
:)

 

tbf women are generally fucking useless though

158250[/snapback]

:yes don't get me started....

158251[/snapback]

 

Don't bite! He's on a wind-up <_<

158252[/snapback]

 

:lol: week..... :icon_lol:

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Far from it, I've catered for myself since i was young, Independance is everything, you can't rely on biaches - fact.

158246[/snapback]

 

 

Word, my home boy :hunter:

wigga2ru.jpg
:)

 

tbf women are generally fucking useless though

158250[/snapback]

:icon_lol: don't get me started....

158251[/snapback]

 

Don't bite! He's on a wind-up :angry:

158252[/snapback]

 

:lol: week..... <_<

158253[/snapback]

 

:yes

 

I get it for 3 weeks every month if you believe some people.. :(

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Far from it, I've catered for myself since i was young, Independance is everything, you can't rely on biaches - fact.

158246[/snapback]

 

 

Word, my home boy :hunter:

wigga2ru.jpg
:)

 

tbf women are generally fucking useless though

158250[/snapback]

:icon_lol: don't get me started....

158251[/snapback]

 

Don't bite! He's on a wind-up :angry:

158252[/snapback]

 

:lol: week..... <_<

158253[/snapback]

 

:yes

 

I get it for 3 weeks every month if you believe some people.. :(

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I dont think I get it at all :nufc:

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Far from it, I've catered for myself since i was young, Independance is everything, you can't rely on biaches - fact.

158246[/snapback]

 

 

Word, my home boy :hunter:

wigga2ru.jpg
:)

 

tbf women are generally fucking useless though

158250[/snapback]

:yes don't get me started....

158251[/snapback]

 

Don't bite! He's on a wind-up <_<

158252[/snapback]

 

:lol: week..... :icon_lol:

158253[/snapback]

 

Aye, any fucking excuse!

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Far from it, I've catered for myself since i was young, Independance is everything, you can't rely on biaches - fact.

158246[/snapback]

 

 

Word, my home boy :hunter:

wigga2ru.jpg
:)

 

tbf women are generally fucking useless though

158250[/snapback]

:icon_lol: don't get me started....

158251[/snapback]

 

Don't bite! He's on a wind-up :angry:

158252[/snapback]

 

:lol: week..... <_<

158253[/snapback]

 

 

point proven if you ask me.

 

:yes:nufc:

 

silly girls :(

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The thing I can't understand about my Mrs, she's been moaning and screaming at my kids all day, now they are in bed, what does she watch on TV ???

 

 

 

Programmes with bloody screaming kids !!!!!!!

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