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The £100 Tattoo

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Larry gets home late one night and his wife,


Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?"


Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."


"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"


"I got a hundred pound note on my privates," he said proudly.


"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, Shaking her head in

disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred pound note

tattooed on his privates?"


"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.


Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.


Three, I like how money feels in my hand.


And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred quid anytime you


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