Scottish Mag 3 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?" Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred pound note on my privates," he said proudly. "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, Shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred pound note tattooed on his privates?" "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred quid anytime you want." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 Bobby Shinton tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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