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I read somewhere he'd been voted best dressed man and was telling wor lass this yesterday as we watched the show.

 

She said he was horribly dressed and was weird. I agreed to an extend but said I could see why lasses liked him. This comment prompted mass hysteria, that I loved him and wanted to bum him!

 

This mocking passed quite quickly but then when I followed her up to bed and went for my pre-beddy-byes piss she scribbled on the wall "Daniel 4 Russell" inside a big heart!

 

Btw the walls have just been stripped of wallpaper awaiting plastering.

 

Anyway I'm interested in what the females on here and Meenzer think of him.

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He's a twat and he looks it. Occasionally peddles a decent line in stupid-but-vaguely-stylish clothes though.

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your kidding right?

 

he looks like an extra from adam ants 'stand and deliver' video!

 

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I think if you were to cut his arms off he'd be unable to communicate.

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I'd like to give it a go, just for curiousity's sake.

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He's a twat and he looks it. Occasionally peddles a decent line in stupid-but-vaguely-stylish clothes though.

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your kidding right?

 

he looks like an extra from adam ants 'stand and deliver' video!

 

russellbrand2006jl9.jpg

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I did qualify my statement with an "occasionally" ;)

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I think he's canny.

 

And that's before everyone agrees in a post ironic kind of way.

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;) I wasn't about to, he's a proper fucking knob-end man!

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I think he's canny.

 

And that's before everyone agrees in a post ironic kind of way.

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;) I wasn't about to, he's a proper fucking knob-end man!

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That's what people were saying about the Hoff a few years back.

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I think he's canny.

 

And that's before everyone agrees in a post ironic kind of way.

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;) I wasn't about to, he's a proper fucking knob-end man!

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That's what people were saying about the Hoff a few years back.

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I've always digged the Hoff man! I loved 'Baywatch' ;)

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I think if you were to cut his arms off he'd be unable to communicate.

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I think if you were to cut his arms off you'd able to beat him to death with them, and you'd within your rights, nay, you'd be obliged to do so.

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I went to look up the Geldof retort which I'd forgotten, and found the following...

 

A self-confessed "woman adorer", he is rumoured to have had affairs with supermodel Kate Moss, and Big Brother UK contestants Kate Lawler, Becki Seddiki and Makosi Musambasi.

 

Proper fiend. After 10 weeks without any he's stood at the door waiting for them.

 

He's also a big fan of Smiths and their ex-frontman Morrissey, and has a cat of the same name. He has stated on his BBC6 Music radio show that he would like the song Asleep played at his funeral.

 

Obviously a twat then.

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detest the guy, never understood why he's a "Presenter" he is far too in love with his own voice.

 

much more so than any other I can think of (after Jonathon Woss)

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He will always have my respect after that putdown to Bob Geldof at the NME awards.

 

Legend.

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????? Do tell.

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At the NME awards (which he presented) he gave Geldof his lifetime achievement award or something. Geldof said "Russell Brand what a cunt" Brands retort was something about him dining out on Live Aid for years. Thougt Geldof's was funnier tbh.

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He's irritating on that Big Brother show, but I've got to admit I thought he was superb on Friday night with Jonathan Ross the other week.

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He's irritating on that Big Brother show, but I've got to admit I thought he was superb on Friday night with Jonathan Ross the other week.

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I think not.... what an overrated tosser.

 

I cannot stand people who believe that they themselves are extremley clever and funny, when they are obviously not.

 

Hopefully he will take some more mind bending drugs and OD live on tv, now that would be the best evenings entertainment he could provide.

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In comedic terms he's a bit hit and miss, I've heard him come out with a few blinding one liners though.

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if I wittered on as much as him I'd come out with a few blinders too, tbh

 

it's like Newcastle United to be fair, you have to sit through a lot of shit for that occassional spark of genius

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He's an irritating, talentless gob-shite end of story...

 

Needs putting out of his misery tbqfh!

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