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The Correct Way to Come Home Drunk

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The Correct Way to Come Home Drunk ....


Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other

and says, "You know I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after

we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the

driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. Take my shoes

off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the

bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent

splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me

for staying out so late."


His friend looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong

approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps,

pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in

the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass

and say 'WHO'S HORNY????!!!' and she acts like she's sound asleep! Works

every time!!!!"

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