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Newcastle are being linked with a move for Juventus striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

The Guardian claim that the Swedish international is a target for Toon boss Glenn Roeder.

 

Newcastle are desperate to bolster their attacking options after losing Michael Owen to a serious knee injury and the retirement of Alan Shearer.

The Corriere dello Sport say that Ibrahimovic is on the verge of slapping in a transfer request at Juve, relegated to Serie B as punishment for their part in the match-fixing scandal in Italy, unless he is handed a major pay rise and contract extension.

 

The Malmo-born striker's agent Mino Raiola said: "Zlatan felt good in Turin and he wouldn't have problems in staying, but the contract conditions must change, and not just a little. I'm not pessimistic or optimistic about Zlatan's stay, I'm simply realistic and I live day by day.

"Our position is clear and the first step is up to the club, we are ready to talk and to discuss.

 

"It's possible to find a solution, with Juve there is a particular feeling but we must deal with facts because the club could change category and certain big players have already left.

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I hope not, Zlatan is a one trick pony, all foreplay and no orgasm.

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I hope not, Zlatan is a one trick pony, all foreplay and no orgasm.

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Certainly nobody to wank over...! :lol:

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ahmen !

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I've not seen him play much, but I've never ever seen him have a good game. :lol:

 

Sima will be along later to educate you all on what ninnys you are for saying you don't want him at Newcastle btw.

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I've not seen him play much, but I've never ever seen him have a good game. :lol:

 

Sima will be along later to educate you all on what ninnys you are for saying you don't want him at Newcastle btw.

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Better than Henry tbh.

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I've not seen him play much, but I've never ever seen him have a good game. :lol:

 

Sima will be along later to educate you all on what ninnys you are for saying you don't want him at Newcastle btw.

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Better than Henry Winkler tbh.

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heyyyyyyyyyy!!

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I've not seen him play much, but I've never ever seen him have a good game. :lol:

 

Sima will be along later to educate you all on what ninnys you are for saying you don't want him at Newcastle btw.

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Only if he re-registers tbh :quotes:

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I've never seen him have a good game either, bar once for Sweden. Given the esteem he's held in in Italy though I reckon he could do a job for us.

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He's got all the tricks but fuck all end product.

 

Worth signing for half-time entertainment, but nothing else.

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Season Apps Goals Team

 

2005 - 2006 35 7 Juventus 

 

2004 - 2005 35 16 Juventus 

 

2004 - 2005 3 3 Ajax 

 

2003 - 2004 22 13 Ajax 

 

2002 - 2003 25 13 Ajax 

 

2001 - 2002 24 6 Ajax 

 

2001 8 3 Malmö FF 

 

2000 26 12 Malmö FF 

 

1999 6 1

 

Not bad for someone with no end product.

 

But from what i have seen of him in the world cup and agaisnt Arsenal in the champs league last season he looked dyer.

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He's no Owen or Shearer, end of. This thread is now closed, passed on, no more, ceased to be, expired and gone to meet it's maker....this is an ex thread!.....tbh.

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I've not seen him play much, but I've never ever seen him have a good game. :lol:

 

Sima will be along later to educate you all on what ninnys you are for saying you don't want him at Newcastle btw.

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Only if he re-registers tbh :razz:

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:quotes:

 

Zlatan is awesome you fools.

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I've not seen him play much, but I've never ever seen him have a good game. :lol:

 

Sima will be along later to educate you all on what ninnys you are for saying you don't want him at Newcastle btw.

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Only if he re-registers tbh :scratchchin:

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:razz:

 

Zlatan is awesome you fools.

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So have I seen him play well on a number of occasions after all? :quotes:

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Season Apps Goals Team

 

2005 - 2006 35 7 Juventus 

 

2004 - 2005 35 16 Juventus 

 

2004 - 2005 3 3 Ajax 

 

2003 - 2004 22 13 Ajax 

 

2002 - 2003 25 13 Ajax 

 

2001 - 2002 24 6 Ajax 

 

2001 8 3 Malmö FF 

 

2000 26 12 Malmö FF 

 

1999 6 1

 

Not bad for someone with no end product.

 

But from what i have seen of him in the world cup and agaisnt Arsenal in the champs league last season he looked dyer.

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Seeing as his games for Juve will have been fixed it's an awful record.

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Season Apps Goals Team

 

2005 - 2006 35 7 Juventus 

 

2004 - 2005 35 16 Juventus 

 

2004 - 2005 3 3 Ajax 

 

2003 - 2004 22 13 Ajax 

 

2002 - 2003 25 13 Ajax 

 

2001 - 2002 24 6 Ajax 

 

2001 8 3 Malmö FF 

 

2000 26 12 Malmö FF 

 

1999 6 1

 

Not bad for someone with no end product.

 

But from what i have seen of him in the world cup and agaisnt Arsenal in the champs league last season he looked dyer.

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Seeing as his games for Juve will have been fixed it's an awful record.

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Taking away the Juve games its still 51 in 109 (Maybe be a couple out with not having enough fingers to count them all up) Which is still a very good record. Even though its the dutch league.

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Trouble is, you can never argue for the strike rate validity of any striker in the Dutch league since Kezman.

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Never given a chance! :lol:

 

 

I was just pointing out that he does have end product. Does anyone know how much assits he has had over the last couple of seasons? As I would say he is more of a forward than a striker.

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