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These are the personal requirements:

 

Analysis and Use of Evidence Essential · Uses initiative to identify problems and takes action to solve them · Knows when to seek help and involve others to help deal with problems Working with colleagues and customers Essential · Treats everyone fairly and with dignity and respect · Builds effective working relationships with colleagues and willingly helps out when colleagues are under pressure or in difficulty · Recognises impact of own actions, behaviour and language on colleagues and customers Delivering results and continuous improvement Essential · Can plan and prioritise workloads and handle changing or conflicting priorities · Pays attention to detail and ensures work is complete, accurate and is in accordance with established guidance when applicable Learns from own mistakes, acts upon feedback, and able to identify areas for own development Financial management – not applicable Leadership Essential · Role models the organisation’s values and vision Wider perspective Essential · Keeps up to date with team and unit issues and developments and acknowledges possible implications · Demonstrates awareness of how own work contributes to team, unit and organisational achievement Specialist skills/Qualifications and Experience Desirable · Knowledge of MS Office

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Guess the job

You'll never get it

 

I think we should leave the Fish alone now tbh.

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These are the personal requirements:

 

Analysis and Use of Evidence Essential · Uses initiative to identify problems and takes action to solve them · Knows when to seek help and involve others to help deal with problems Working with colleagues and customers Essential · Treats everyone fairly and with dignity and respect · Builds effective working relationships with colleagues and willingly helps out when colleagues are under pressure or in difficulty · Recognises impact of own actions, behaviour and language on colleagues and customers Delivering results and continuous improvement Essential · Can plan and prioritise workloads and handle changing or conflicting priorities · Pays attention to detail and ensures work is complete, accurate and is in accordance with established guidance when applicable Learns from own mistakes, acts upon feedback, and able to identify areas for own development Financial management – not applicable Leadership Essential · Role models the organisation’s values and vision Wider perspective Essential · Keeps up to date with team and unit issues and developments and acknowledges possible implications · Demonstrates awareness of how own work contributes to team, unit and organisational achievement Specialist skills/Qualifications and Experience Desirable · Knowledge of MS Office

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Sounds like the guff they use when advertising at dwp.

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Lazarus is right that it sounds like the guuf they spout at dwp and Meenzer is spot on that it's a cleaner job but it 's the location of the job that's interesting and what's even more appealing is that I'm eligible to apply!

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Lazarus is right that it sounds like the guuf they spout at dwp and Meenzer is spot on that it's a cleaner job but it 's the location of the job that's interesting and what's even more appealing is that I'm eligible to apply!

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Sewerage department?

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Why would a cleaner need to use M/S Office?

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To make small talk with the women when they're washing their hands. :lol:

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Well it's the personal requirements needed to be a cleaner at 10 Downing Street.

 

Blair must be shit-hot on his hired help like!

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So i was right?

 

:lol:

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SMO, please apply. The fun we could have listening to your stories of midnight trysts with Cherie in the broom cupboard, and bending Condoleeza Rice over Blair's desk etc.... :lol:

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SMO, please apply.  The fun we could have listening to your stories of midnight trysts with Cherie in the broom cupboard, and bending Condoleeza Rice over Blair's desk etc.... :lol:

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Now if that wasn't typed one-handed...

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SMO, please apply.  The fun we could have listening to your stories of midnight trysts with Cherie in the broom cupboard, and bending Condoleeza Rice over Blair's desk etc.... :lol:

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Now if that wasn't typed one-handed...

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....what? Cos it wasn't. ;)

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...then you don't have a rather worrying political minger fetish.

 

But for my money you're far too familiar with the sound of one hand typing.

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SMO, please apply.  The fun we could have listening to your stories of midnight trysts with Cherie in the broom cupboard, and bending Condoleeza Rice over Blair's desk etc.... :lol:

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As much as I'd enjoy getting fingers and tops of Cherie and improving my race relations with Condolezza I'd have to relocate to London and I'd be earning significantly less money than I do now, the pay is 14,500 - 17,500. A pitance really when you think you'll be wiping Tony's arse!

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