Gemmill 34147 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Dogs are loyal but stupid, cats are evil but occasionally entertaining 170008[/snapback] Dogs are far more intelligent than cats. 170014[/snapback] source? 170018[/snapback] Relative brain size, ability to learn skills etc. Domestic cats general have better survival skills than domestic dogs though but that's got nowt to do with intelligence. Cat owners like to pretend their animals are too cool/aloof to train but you can't teach them to do anything because they're thick tbh. 170039[/snapback] Bollocks man, they just aren't interested. Dogs are retarded the way they'll run for sticks and stuff. You throw a stick for a cat - it's not looking at you as if you've got something wrong with you for expecting it to go and get it because it's thick; it's doing it because you've actually GOT something wrong with you for expecting it to go and get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Dogs are loyal but stupid, cats are evil but occasionally entertaining 170008[/snapback] Dogs are far more intelligent than cats. 170014[/snapback] source? 170018[/snapback] Relative brain size, ability to learn skills etc. Domestic cats general have better survival skills than domestic dogs though but that's got nowt to do with intelligence. Cat owners like to pretend their animals are too cool/aloof to train but you can't teach them to do anything because they're thick tbh. 170039[/snapback] Bollocks man, they just aren't interested. Dogs are retarded the way they'll run for sticks and stuff. You throw a stick for a cat - it's not looking at you as if you've got something wrong with you for expecting it to go and get it because it's thick; it's doing it because you've actually GOT something wrong with you for expecting it to go and get it. 170061[/snapback] Applying human characteristics to animals isn't retarded though, right? And you're talking shite and you know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras 234 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 If you have cats and you're a man, you're gay. FACT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8936 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 so your definition of intelligence is the ability to obey commands? I would have thought a Cat refusing to engage in pointless play beyond their juvenile stage is a sign of intelligence meself. Dogs remain puppies until they die imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Hamsters. I love our cute hamster very much, he's very old now and close to death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 so your definition of intelligence is the ability to obey commands? I would have thought a Cat refusing to engage in pointless play beyond their juvenile stage is a sign of intelligence meself. Dogs remain puppies until they die imo 170069[/snapback] I said ability to learn skills. The arguments that cats are cleverer is a bit like saying kids who do less well in exams are cleverer but can't be bothered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4795 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 If you have cats and you're a man, you're gay. FACT. 170068[/snapback] Quoted for truth, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 If you have cats and you're a man, you're gay. FACT. 170068[/snapback] Quoted for truth, 170072[/snapback] And for humour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8936 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Hamsters. I love our cute hamster very much, he's very old now and close to death 170070[/snapback] rats thathaven't the sense to grow up tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 The fish is seething. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8936 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 so your definition of intelligence is the ability to obey commands? I would have thought a Cat refusing to engage in pointless play beyond their juvenile stage is a sign of intelligence meself. Dogs remain puppies until they die imo 170069[/snapback] I said ability to learn skills. The arguments that cats are cleverer is a bit like saying kids who do less well in exams are cleverer but can't be bothered. 170071[/snapback] I am and I couldn't I agree that if this was the only argument then yes, you'd have a valid point, but Dogs are fucking stupid. They've proven this time and again. anyhoo you're right about the cat-owning-bloke, Gay, connection. dogs are for blokes, cats are women and the gays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 so your definition of intelligence is the ability to obey commands? I would have thought a Cat refusing to engage in pointless play beyond their juvenile stage is a sign of intelligence meself. Dogs remain puppies until they die imo 170069[/snapback] I said ability to learn skills. The arguments that cats are cleverer is a bit like saying kids who do less well in exams are cleverer but can't be bothered. 170071[/snapback] I am and I couldn't I agree that if this was the only argument then yes, you'd have a valid point, but Dogs are fucking stupid. They've proven this time and again. anyhoo you're right about the cat-owning-bloke, Gay, connection. dogs are for blokes, cats are women and the gays 170078[/snapback] Stupid perhaps but more intelligent than cats. FACT-A-LICIOUS! All the cat owners that reckon their pets could be guides for blind people, sniff out explosives/narcotics etc. but just can't be arsed read too many fucking Garfield comic strips in the 80's tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8936 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 wet dog smell is probably the worst thing on the planet afte cottage cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 wet dog smell is probably the worst thing on the planet afte cottage cheese 170084[/snapback] Cats are shit at swimming too now you mention it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras 234 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 you're right about the cat-owning-bloke, Gay, connection. dogs are for blokes, cats are women and the gays 170078[/snapback] Damn straight I'm right! Want proof? Two words: Sigfried and Roy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Craig's thread must have swung a few more votes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34147 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 A few too many dog-loving mincers in this thread for my liking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 A few too many dog-loving mincers in this thread for my liking. 170092[/snapback] Says the big huckle who got all sensitive when I pointed out cats were dense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13924 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Catflap Mountain tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 The thing is, I actually don't mind cats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Dogs without question! Even putting aside all the contributions they make to life as guide dogs for the blind and deaf, police dogs, guard dogs theres one big thing that separates the two for me: Cats are about the only animal other than humans that kills for anythign other than food/neccessity and not only do they often kill for fun they sometimes keep animals alive and piss about with them. So its always bemused me when people tell me they have a cat because they love animals and then don't give a toss when their cat dumps various dead birds on their carpet! At least put a bell on the cat to give birds etc. a chance of hearing it coming if you love animals so much. I don't actually hate cats mind like some do, but you i can't find animals that kill for fun and entertainment as particularly likeable! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8936 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 (edited) Edited August 7, 2006 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 My sister has just bought a rabbit. She's named it Ernie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17529 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 I don't mind cats, but I absolutlely detest dogs. And no way is a dog more intelligent than a cat - they are stupid, sycophantic, shit-arsed twats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_NUFC 0 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Cats. Dogs are thick and I'm allergic to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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