Smooth Operator 10 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Every time I sneeze at work the same sour-breasted old munter pipes up with the obligatory "bless you". Now normally I wouldn't mind but it's usual practice to sneeze in two's but this wife says it after every one and to make it worse it's said in the most monotonous (sp) unsympathetic tone. I'd rather she said fuck all and got on with her job, the dried up old hag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 slovenians say "cheers" instead of "bless you" when someone sneezes interesting but pointless fact for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted August 3, 2006 Author Share Posted August 3, 2006 slovenians say "cheers" instead of "bless you" when someone sneezesinteresting but pointless fact for you 169869[/snapback] Bless you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Bless you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 na zdravje Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted August 3, 2006 Author Share Posted August 3, 2006 Achooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13816 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Bless thou Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Boyo 23 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 If you think she's doing it to annoy you say it to her and when she says ....what! Say, sorry I thought I smelt something vile coming from your direction ...nah that's quite childesh. Just tell her to fook off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted August 3, 2006 Author Share Posted August 3, 2006 Bless thou 169909[/snapback] What have I been saying! Sneezes come in pairs and you've just blessed me after 1 sneeze! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13816 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Bless thou reccurring 1-0 Tom tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted August 3, 2006 Author Share Posted August 3, 2006 Bless thou reccurring 1-0 Tom tbh 169933[/snapback] Own goal tbh. Achoo........ Achoo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curry stained pilchard 0 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Sneeze in her face. She'll probably not want to bless you anymore... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Go into work dressed as a goth, complete with white face, black nails and eyeliner, sporting an antichrist cross (i can loan you mine if ye likes) and then sneeze. When she says "bless you" reply with a "HAIL SATAN". Problem solved tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curry stained pilchard 0 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Go into work dressed as a goth, complete with white face, black nails and eyeliner, sporting an antichrist cross (i can loan you mine if ye likes) and then sneeze. When she says "bless you" reply with a "HAIL SATAN". Problem solved tbh. 169995[/snapback] Not really. She still said bless you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8950 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 push her off her chair and stamp on her throat, snapping her wind pipe and ending her miserable life problem solved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted August 3, 2006 Author Share Posted August 3, 2006 push her off her chair and stamp on her throat, snapping her wind pipe and ending her miserable life problem solved 170007[/snapback] I live this solution best, I shall set about implementing it immediately! Damn it my sneezing fit seems to have ceased! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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