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For me these two spring to mind

 

 

 

Being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?

 

 

 

Do you know what nemesis is?

 

A Righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent...personified in this case an 'orrible cunt...me

 

 

I connect to these because I feel they sum me up :unsure:

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"Now take your pig stick and your boyfriend, and go find a bus to catch"

 

"I'm still kicking, I must be on broadway"

 

"1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!"

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For me these two spring to mind

 

 

 

Being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?

 

 

Beat me to it :unsure:

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You could fill a whole thread with just quotes from Withnail & I but these are my favs.

"Get in the back of the van!" (the delivey is the essential part of this mind you)

"I fuck arses. Who fucks arses? Maybe he fucks arses."

"£5. You can shove them up your arse for free and fuck off while you're doing it!"

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"arrest the usual suspects"

 

"Bond... James Bond"

 

"come up and see me some time"

 

"see vot zee boys in zee back room will have...."

 

"Candygram for Mongo!"

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http://scifiscripts.name2host.com/msol/loc..._screenplay.txt

 

http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts...uy-ritchie.html

 

There are loads in Lock Stock and Snatch. Here is my favourite.

 

So, you're obviously the big dick...

...and that, on either side of you, are your balls.

There are two types of balls:

There are big brave balls, and there are little faggot balls.

These are your last words so make them a prayer.

Dicks have drive and clarity of vision...

...but they're not clever.

They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action.

And you thought you smelled some good old pussy...

...and have brought your two little faggot balls along...

...for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up.

There's no pussy here...

...just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman.

Like a prick...

...you're having second thoughts.

You're shrinking.

And your two little balls are shrinking with you.

The fact that you've got "Replica" written on the side of your gun...

...and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle . "...

...written on the side of mine...

...should precipitate...

...your balls into shrinking, along with your presence.

Now...

...fuck off.

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http://scifiscripts.name2host.com/msol/loc..._screenplay.txt

 

http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts...uy-ritchie.html

 

There are loads in Lock Stock and Snatch. Here is my favourite.

 

So, you're obviously the big dick...

                ...and that, on either side of you, are your balls.

                There are two types of balls:

                There are big brave balls, and there are little faggot balls.

                These are your last words so make them a prayer.

                Dicks have drive and clarity of vision...

                ...but they're not clever.

                They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action.

                And you thought you smelled some good old pussy...

                ...and have brought your two little faggot balls along...

                ...for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up.

                There's no pussy here...

                ...just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman.

                Like a prick...

                ...you're having second thoughts.

                You're shrinking.

                And your two little balls are shrinking with you.

                The fact that you've got "Replica" written on the side of your gun...

                ...and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle .  "...

                ...written on the side of mine...

                ...should precipitate...

                ...your balls into shrinking, along with your presence.

                Now...

                ...fuck off.

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The thought of Vinne Jones delivering some thing that anyone would consider a great line in films scares the shit out of me.

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"Candygram for Mongo!"

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:unsure:

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Blazin' Saddles :icon_lol:

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:blush:

 

Taggart: 'We go ridin' into town, a whompin' and a hollerin' whippin' every livin' thing to within an inch of it's life...'cept the women'

Lamarr: 'You spare the women?'

Taggart: 'No, we rape the shit outa them later at the Number 9 dance.'

 

"Excuse me while I whip this out

 

"the sheriff is near"

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From Airplane!

 

Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?

Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.

Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?

 

:unsure:

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