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It's not the fart itself that is so repulsive (although some smell like sommat crawled up your arse and died)- it's that you take such mindless pleasure out of expelling gaseous fumes at terminal velocity. So you farted- big f*cking deal. We all do it, just there's those of us who don't require applause after performing.

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ive got an mpeg vid of an aussie girl who can fanny fart at will   :D

 

is both very sexy and pant wettingly funny at the same time.  :D

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Yeah, it sounds really sexy. :D

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Rank!

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ive got an mpeg vid of an aussie girl who can fanny fart at will  :D

 

is both very sexy and pant wettingly funny at the same time.  :D

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Why doesn't her nationality surprise me?

:D

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It's not the fart itself that is so repulsive (although some smell like sommat crawled up your arse and died)- it's that you take such mindless pleasure out of expelling gaseous fumes at terminal velocity. So you farted- big f*cking deal. We all do it, just there's those of us who don't require applause after performing.

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I think most of us are more concerned with applause after sex.

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It's not the fart itself that is so repulsive (although some smell like sommat crawled up your arse and died)- it's that you take such mindless pleasure out of expelling gaseous fumes at terminal velocity. So you farted- big f*cking deal. We all do it, just there's those of us who don't require applause after performing.

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I think most of us are more concerned with applause after sex.

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I've had the odd thank you, but never a round of applause.

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It's not the fart itself that is so repulsive (although some smell like sommat crawled up your arse and died)- it's that you take such mindless pleasure out of expelling gaseous fumes at terminal velocity. So you farted- big f*cking deal. We all do it, just there's those of us who don't require applause after performing.

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I think most of us are more concerned with applause after sex.

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I've had the odd thank you, but never a round of applause.

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I got a round of toast the other week. Seriously. I was made up with that!

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It's not the fart itself that is so repulsive (although some smell like sommat crawled up your arse and died)- it's that you take such mindless pleasure out of expelling gaseous fumes at terminal velocity. So you farted- big f*cking deal. We all do it, just there's those of us who don't require applause after performing.

14041[/snapback]

I think most of us are more concerned with applause after sex.

14155[/snapback]

I've had the odd thank you, but never a round of applause.

14158[/snapback]

 

 

I got a round of toast the other week. Seriously. I was made up with that!

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:D

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It's not the fart itself that is so repulsive (although some smell like sommat crawled up your arse and died)- it's that you take such mindless pleasure out of expelling gaseous fumes at terminal velocity. So you farted- big f*cking deal. We all do it, just there's those of us who don't require applause after performing.

14041[/snapback]

I think most of us are more concerned with applause after sex.

14155[/snapback]

I've had the odd thank you, but never a round of applause.

14158[/snapback]

 

 

I got a round of toast the other week. Seriously. I was made up with that!

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:D

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In all seriousness. :D

 

Though on second thoughts perhaps it was that she thought I lacked energy and was trying to feed me up:unsure:

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ive got an mpeg vid of an aussie girl who can fanny fart at will   :rolleyes:

 

is both very sexy and pant wettingly funny at the same time.  ;)

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Yeah, it sounds really sexy. :blink:

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ive found it !

 

who can tell me how to host it so you can all download it ?

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