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Ended up in a neck brace one morning trying to get out of bed.  :D

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what happened?

roll off your lass and fall 30' ?

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I'll probably start having nightmares again thinking about it  ;)

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Cheers

 

You've just reminded me about a brilliant nighmare I had last night. A levitating baby was chasing me around. Then Glynn off big brother threw it at me and it turned into a sort of dart and it's face turned into a little demon.

 

I was shitting myself.

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:D

 

sounds like an episode of Ally McBeal

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was riding one of those "folding bike" type things and my knee slipped off the pedal and the little metal handle to lock and unlock the bike went stright into my knee , a few years later I was playing hockey and got two hockey sticks stright in my face at the same time...ended up with a broken nose and could not see for about a week as my eyes were swollen shut. I have also come off the back of a motocross bike and broke my coccyx , ripped my leg open jumping over a barbed wire fence whilst running away from the bizzy's ( after getting caught riding aforementioned motocross bikes) , been in two car crashes but only ended up with whiplash each time and a few minor scrapes.....

 

Come to think of it there are afair few more...I am damn unlucky I am... :D

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was riding one of those "folding bike" type things and my knee slipped off the pedal and the little metal handle to lock and unlock the bike went stright into my knee ,  a few years later I was playing  hockey and got two hockey sticks stright in my face at the same time...ended up with a broken nose and could not see for about a week as my eyes were swollen shut. I have also come off the back of a motocross bike and broke my coccyx , ripped my leg open jumping over a barbed wire fence whilst running away from the bizzy's ( after getting caught riding aforementioned motocross bikes) , been in two car crashes but only ended up with whiplash each time and a few minor scrapes.....

 

Come to think of it there are afair few more...I am damn unlucky I am... ;)

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Those dead people are really looking out for you :D

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was riding one of those "folding bike" type things and my knee slipped off the pedal and the little metal handle to lock and unlock the bike went stright into my knee ,  a few years later I was playing  hockey and got two hockey sticks stright in my face at the same time...ended up with a broken nose and could not see for about a week as my eyes were swollen shut. I have also come off the back of a motocross bike and broke my coccyx , ripped my leg open jumping over a barbed wire fence whilst running away from the bizzy's ( after getting caught riding aforementioned motocross bikes) , been in two car crashes but only ended up with whiplash each time and a few minor scrapes.....

 

Come to think of it there are afair few more...I am damn unlucky I am... :D

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bet you're with Sheila's Wheels insurance though

 

"women make the safest drivers, so you can save a bunch of fivers"

 

safest drivers my foot!

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Ended up in a neck brace one morning trying to get out of bed.  ;)

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what happened?

roll off your lass and fall 30' ?

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:D

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I don't know about anyone else, but girls with swollen eyes, smashed noses and gammy knees really do it for me.

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Just as long as the breasts are perfectly symmetrical?

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I don't know about anyone else, but girls with swollen eyes, smashed noses and gammy knees really do it for me.

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Just as long as the breasts are perfectly symmetrical?

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In this case I'd be surprised if they were both still located on the torso.

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my knee slipped off the pedal

 

I think I might have identified a problem...... :D

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Radgina's a double amputee tbf.

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That reminds me of a film I once watched.... ;)

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In this case I'd be surprised if they were both still located on the torso.

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Too many years of holding onto the handlebars with them tbh.

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my knee slipped off the pedal

 

I think I might have identified a problem...... :D

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Radgina's a double amputee tbf.

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That reminds me of a film I once watched.... ;)

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Larry Flint or Forrest Gump?

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was riding one of those "folding bike" type things and my knee slipped off the pedal and the little metal handle to lock and unlock the bike went stright into my knee ,  a few years later I was playing  hockey and got two hockey sticks stright in my face at the same time...ended up with a broken nose and could not see for about a week as my eyes were swollen shut. I have also come off the back of a motocross bike and broke my coccyx , ripped my leg open jumping over a barbed wire fence whilst running away from the bizzy's ( after getting caught riding aforementioned motocross bikes) , been in two car crashes but only ended up with whiplash each time and a few minor scrapes.....

 

Come to think of it there are afair few more...I am damn unlucky I am... ;)

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Those dead people are really looking out for you ;)

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Tell me about it... :D I also broke my ankle on the beach in Tossa de mar playing a game of football against a bunch of lads...this huge Bramblesque bloke took my foot one way and I went the other, nipped off to the medical centre, got it x-rayed and plastered up and I was back on the beach within an hour and a half with my leg up on a lilo and a jug of sangria to dull the pain... ;)

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my knee slipped off the pedal

 

I think I might have identified a problem...... :D

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Radgina's a double amputee tbf.

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That reminds me of a film I once watched.... ;)

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That's the sort of stuff Toonraider watches with her husband - FACT!

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my knee slipped off the pedal

 

I think I might have identified a problem...... ;)

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Radgina's a double amputee tbf.

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That reminds me of a film I once watched.... ;)

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Anyone seen 'Boxing Helena' btw? Radgina on a bike! :D

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my knee slipped off the pedal

 

I think I might have identified a problem...... ;)

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Radgina's a double amputee tbf.

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That reminds me of a film I once watched.... ;)

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Anyone seen 'Boxing Helena' btw? Radgina on a bike! :D

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Folding bike or motocross?

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