The Fish 8954 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 177302[/snapback] ..like you haven't tried it yerself 177306[/snapback] I put vodka in my watermelon matey and nowt else.... 177311[/snapback] ... vodka in your watermelon??? you mean watermelon in your vodka shirley you're twisting yer melons man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 (edited) 177302[/snapback] ..like you haven't tried it yerself 177306[/snapback] I put vodka in my watermelon matey and nowt else.... 177311[/snapback] ... vodka in your watermelon??? you mean watermelon in your vodka shirley you're twisting yer melons man! 177313[/snapback] nope...you put a hole in the watermelon ( not three by the way ) insert a small funnel and over a few days you fill up the funnel with vodka and let it seep into the melon...great on a hot summer day at a barby !!! Edited August 14, 2006 by Radgina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17634 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Are you certain no-one has shagged it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Are you certain no-one has shagged it? 177316[/snapback] the funnel or the melon ??? I am certain they haven't ( not in my house anyway ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26192 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Aside from my eczema and asthma 176716[/snapback] tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Aside from my eczema and asthma 176716[/snapback] tbh 177384[/snapback] i'm much uglier than him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 When i was seven i came bleting down dunstanburagh rd in walker on my mates Raleigh Chopper and tried to turn a corner, didn't make it, hit the kerb and went straight through the handlebars and used my face to stop myself on one of the concrete walls under the hedges. Smashed my jaw to pieces as well as my face and ended up in the rvi wired up for 6 weeks then had to wear a brace resembling Jaws from the bond film for another 8 weeks, it wasn't pretty. Unbelieveably it didn't alter my good looks in any way, just gave me a couple of scars that give me the rugged look which the birds love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 When i was seven i came bleting down dunstanburagh rd in walker on my mates Raleigh Chopper and tried to turn a corner, didn't make it, hit the kerb and went straight through the handlebars and used my face to stop myself on one of the concrete walls under the hedges. Smashed my jaw to pieces as well as my face and ended up in the rvi wired up for 6 weeks then had to wear a brace resembling Jaws from the bond film for another 8 weeks, it wasn't pretty. Unbelieveably it didn't alter my good looks in any way, just gave me a couple of scars that give me the rugged look which the birds love. 177434[/snapback] some 8 y/o kid died in West Denton last week in that sort of accident Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 When i was seven i came bleting down dunstanburagh rd in walker on my mates Raleigh Chopper and tried to turn a corner, didn't make it, hit the kerb and went straight through the handlebars and used my face to stop myself on one of the concrete walls under the hedges. Smashed my jaw to pieces as well as my face and ended up in the rvi wired up for 6 weeks then had to wear a brace resembling Jaws from the bond film for another 8 weeks, it wasn't pretty. Unbelieveably it didn't alter my good looks in any way, just gave me a couple of scars that give me the rugged look which the birds love. 177434[/snapback] some 8 y/o kid died in West Denton last week in that sort of accident 177436[/snapback] Always remember a kid in the next bed from me had somehow came off his bike a gave himslef some nasty internal injuries with his handlebars, he was in a bad way and i seem to remember my mam telling me he wouldn't be right for the rest of his life and how lucky i had been. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3960 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 (edited) Always thought of myself as lucky/a bit of a wimp - no broken bones - got clipped by a taxi on a zebra crossing when I was 7 and was on crutches but only badly bruised. I have a small scar on my lip where a mate hit me in the mouth with a cricket bat (I was fielding short) - pisser was it was the Friday we broke up for summer hols and I had to stop in for 2 weeks. Edited August 14, 2006 by NJS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Split my head falling off a swing when I was little, had a car crash about 4 years ago, cost 7k and took 4 months to fix my car, I mended quicker I only got bumps n bruises, and I got a piggy back injury whilst pissed last year, and was on crutches for a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Split my head falling off a swing when I was little, had a car crash about 4 years ago, cost 7k and took 4 months to fix my car, I mended quicker I only got bumps n bruises, and I got a piggy back injury whilst pissed last year, and was on crutches for a bit. 177511[/snapback] You forgot "met peasepud" horrific accident if ever there was one. If you two stop seeing each other and the split isn't a nice one will you stop posting on here? Just a thought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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