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What sort of things do you say/like having said to you ?

 

I've always been quiet whilst on the job but recently a girl said 'speak to me' and I had no idea what she wanted me to say. I'm normally quite shy and I don't like swearing so dirty talk just seems weird and unnatural to me. I also haven't watched much porn to see what's said on there but I'm not sure how much of it would be relevant to real sex - I like girls who use words (and noises) to let me know how well I'm doing ('this is amazing', 'harder/slower', 'oh yeah', 'omg', etc) but when they say something like 'your huge, hard cock feels amazing inside me' I'm left thinking 'wtf' and want to laugh at them. A man telling a girl that he likes having sex seems a little redundant and, especially if it's something like the missionary position where he's in control, hints seem pointless.

 

What should/shouldn't I say to them ?

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clearly her sex talk is just like her posts on here - full of waffle. :D

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What sort of things do you say/like having said to you ?

 

I've always been quiet whilst on the job but recently a girl said 'speak to me' and I had no idea what she wanted me to say.  I'm normally quite shy and I don't like swearing so dirty talk just seems weird and unnatural to me.  I also haven't watched much porn to see what's said on there but I'm not sure how much of it would be relevant to real sex - I like girls who use words (and noises) to let me know how well I'm doing ('this is amazing', 'harder/slower', 'oh yeah', 'omg', etc) but when they say something like 'your huge, hard cock feels amazing inside me' I'm left thinking 'wtf' and want to laugh at them.  A man telling a girl that he likes having sex seems a little redundant and, especially if it's something like the missionary position where he's in control, hints seem pointless.

 

What should/shouldn't I say to them ?

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Say...you're unbelievably sexy when you do that/look at me like that etc. You're gorgeous, you make me feel "say how you feel" Just be honest, no need for cheesy porn lines. Dont lie, be honest about how you feel and what you want too. Its not pointless a man telling a woman how much he is enjoying things at all, we also need that reassurance. We do appreciate being kissed/teased/spoken to/caressed during love making you know!

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Toonraiders been replying for about 10 minutes now.

 

clearly her sex talk is just like her posts on here - full of waffle.  ;)

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You lot are the biggest load of wafflers i've ever known!!

 

I wasnt typing all that time actually, i was polishing my desk LOL :D

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Toonraiders been replying for about 10 minutes now.

 

clearly her sex talk is just like her posts on here - full of waffle.  ;)

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You lot are the biggest load of wafflers i've ever known!!

 

I wasnt typing all that time actually, i was polishing my desk LOL :D

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Euphenism tbh.

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Toonraiders been replying for about 10 minutes now.

 

clearly her sex talk is just like her posts on here - full of waffle.  ;)

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You lot are the biggest load of wafflers i've ever known!!

 

I wasnt typing all that time actually, i was polishing my desk LOL :D

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Euphenism tbh.

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;)

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What sort of things do you say/like having said to you ?

 

I've always been quiet whilst on the job but recently a girl said 'speak to me' and I had no idea what she wanted me to say.  I'm normally quite shy and I don't like swearing so dirty talk just seems weird and unnatural to me.  I also haven't watched much porn to see what's said on there but I'm not sure how much of it would be relevant to real sex - I like girls who use words (and noises) to let me know how well I'm doing ('this is amazing', 'harder/slower', 'oh yeah', 'omg', etc) but when they say something like 'your huge, hard cock feels amazing inside me' I'm left thinking 'wtf' and want to laugh at them.  A man telling a girl that he likes having sex seems a little redundant and, especially if it's something like the missionary position where he's in control, hints seem pointless.

 

What should/shouldn't I say to them ?

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As toonraider said - teasing is good. tell your bird what your gonna do to her before hand and then tell her that you cant wait to do it cos she's so lush.

 

be funny and filthy dorty - lasses love it.

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'You're not going anywhere love, you've had this coming to you for a long time, STOP FUCKING CRYING!!!'

 

Works everytime:)

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:D

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What sort of things do you say/like having said to you ?

 

I've always been quiet whilst on the job but recently a girl said 'speak to me' and I had no idea what she wanted me to say.  I'm normally quite shy and I don't like swearing so dirty talk just seems weird and unnatural to me.  I also haven't watched much porn to see what's said on there but I'm not sure how much of it would be relevant to real sex - I like girls who use words (and noises) to let me know how well I'm doing ('this is amazing', 'harder/slower', 'oh yeah', 'omg', etc) but when they say something like 'your huge, hard cock feels amazing inside me' I'm left thinking 'wtf' and want to laugh at them.  A man telling a girl that he likes having sex seems a little redundant and, especially if it's something like the missionary position where he's in control, hints seem pointless.

 

What should/shouldn't I say to them ?

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As toonraider said - teasing is good. tell your bird what your gonna do to her before hand and then tell her that you cant wait to do it cos she's so lush.

 

be funny and filthy dorty - lasses love it.

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Spot on!! (no pun intended there) lol:

 

Like the man says....tell yr lass she looks sexy/feels sexy/is sexy!!! We love abit of flattery...tell her what turns you on and what you'd really like her to do to you too.

A woman can get far more aroused by suggestion, teasing and words than anything physcial.

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'You're not going anywhere love, you've had this coming to you for a long time, STOP FUCKING CRYING!!!'

 

Works everytime:)

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:D

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Just joking ;)

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Reminds me of a mate of mine (no, honest!) During sex she said he was too quiet and wanted to liven it up a bit. So next time they were at it she asked him to start spitting on her! :D And I dont mean as lube, but in her face an stuff.

 

Not what he had in mind like.

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Reminds me of a mate of mine (no, honest!) During sex she said he was too quiet and wanted to liven it up a bit.  So next time they were at it she asked him to start spitting on her! ;)  And I dont mean as lube, but in her face an stuff. 

 

Not what he had in mind like.

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Whaaaaaaat?! :D;)

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You should post this topic on N-O

 

The only female voices they hear during sex over there are their mums shouting "Switch off that PC Tea's ready"

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