Walliver 0 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 What sort of things do you say/like having said to you ? I've always been quiet whilst on the job but recently a girl said 'speak to me' and I had no idea what she wanted me to say. I'm normally quite shy and I don't like swearing so dirty talk just seems weird and unnatural to me. I also haven't watched much porn to see what's said on there but I'm not sure how much of it would be relevant to real sex - I like girls who use words (and noises) to let me know how well I'm doing ('this is amazing', 'harder/slower', 'oh yeah', 'omg', etc) but when they say something like 'your huge, hard cock feels amazing inside me' I'm left thinking 'wtf' and want to laugh at them. A man telling a girl that he likes having sex seems a little redundant and, especially if it's something like the missionary position where he's in control, hints seem pointless. What should/shouldn't I say to them ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26108 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 "Oh, come on love, you're like a dead horse, put a bit of minge round it!" Always works for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 (edited) Toonraiders been replying for about 10 minutes now. clearly her sex talk is just like her posts on here - full of waffle. Edited August 14, 2006 by Lazarus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 What sort of things do you say/like having said to you ? I've always been quiet whilst on the job but recently a girl said 'speak to me' and I had no idea what she wanted me to say. I'm normally quite shy and I don't like swearing so dirty talk just seems weird and unnatural to me. I also haven't watched much porn to see what's said on there but I'm not sure how much of it would be relevant to real sex - I like girls who use words (and noises) to let me know how well I'm doing ('this is amazing', 'harder/slower', 'oh yeah', 'omg', etc) but when they say something like 'your huge, hard cock feels amazing inside me' I'm left thinking 'wtf' and want to laugh at them. A man telling a girl that he likes having sex seems a little redundant and, especially if it's something like the missionary position where he's in control, hints seem pointless. What should/shouldn't I say to them ? 177379[/snapback] Say...you're unbelievably sexy when you do that/look at me like that etc. You're gorgeous, you make me feel "say how you feel" Just be honest, no need for cheesy porn lines. Dont lie, be honest about how you feel and what you want too. Its not pointless a man telling a woman how much he is enjoying things at all, we also need that reassurance. We do appreciate being kissed/teased/spoken to/caressed during love making you know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Toonraiders been replying for about 10 minutes now. clearly her sex talk is just like her posts on here - full of waffle. 177381[/snapback] You lot are the biggest load of wafflers i've ever known!! I wasnt typing all that time actually, i was polishing my desk LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Toonraiders been replying for about 10 minutes now. clearly her sex talk is just like her posts on here - full of waffle. 177381[/snapback] You lot are the biggest load of wafflers i've ever known!! I wasnt typing all that time actually, i was polishing my desk LOL 177383[/snapback] Euphenism tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Toonraiders been replying for about 10 minutes now. clearly her sex talk is just like her posts on here - full of waffle. 177381[/snapback] You lot are the biggest load of wafflers i've ever known!! I wasnt typing all that time actually, i was polishing my desk LOL 177383[/snapback] Euphenism tbh. 177385[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pegasus Bridge 0 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 'You're not going anywhere love, you've had this coming to you for a long time, STOP FUCKING CRYING!!!' Works everytime:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 What sort of things do you say/like having said to you ? I've always been quiet whilst on the job but recently a girl said 'speak to me' and I had no idea what she wanted me to say. I'm normally quite shy and I don't like swearing so dirty talk just seems weird and unnatural to me. I also haven't watched much porn to see what's said on there but I'm not sure how much of it would be relevant to real sex - I like girls who use words (and noises) to let me know how well I'm doing ('this is amazing', 'harder/slower', 'oh yeah', 'omg', etc) but when they say something like 'your huge, hard cock feels amazing inside me' I'm left thinking 'wtf' and want to laugh at them. A man telling a girl that he likes having sex seems a little redundant and, especially if it's something like the missionary position where he's in control, hints seem pointless. What should/shouldn't I say to them ? 177379[/snapback] As toonraider said - teasing is good. tell your bird what your gonna do to her before hand and then tell her that you cant wait to do it cos she's so lush. be funny and filthy dorty - lasses love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17524 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Potentially the best thread ever. I find "me horny" very endearing in a woman/she-man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 'You're not going anywhere love, you've had this coming to you for a long time, STOP FUCKING CRYING!!!' Works everytime:) 177388[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17524 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Toonraider is "polishing her desk" again. Nudge nudge wink wink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 What sort of things do you say/like having said to you ? I've always been quiet whilst on the job but recently a girl said 'speak to me' and I had no idea what she wanted me to say. I'm normally quite shy and I don't like swearing so dirty talk just seems weird and unnatural to me. I also haven't watched much porn to see what's said on there but I'm not sure how much of it would be relevant to real sex - I like girls who use words (and noises) to let me know how well I'm doing ('this is amazing', 'harder/slower', 'oh yeah', 'omg', etc) but when they say something like 'your huge, hard cock feels amazing inside me' I'm left thinking 'wtf' and want to laugh at them. A man telling a girl that he likes having sex seems a little redundant and, especially if it's something like the missionary position where he's in control, hints seem pointless. What should/shouldn't I say to them ? 177379[/snapback] As toonraider said - teasing is good. tell your bird what your gonna do to her before hand and then tell her that you cant wait to do it cos she's so lush. be funny and filthy dorty - lasses love it. 177392[/snapback] Spot on!! (no pun intended there) lol: Like the man says....tell yr lass she looks sexy/feels sexy/is sexy!!! We love abit of flattery...tell her what turns you on and what you'd really like her to do to you too. A woman can get far more aroused by suggestion, teasing and words than anything physcial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pegasus Bridge 0 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 'You're not going anywhere love, you've had this coming to you for a long time, STOP FUCKING CRYING!!!' Works everytime:) 177388[/snapback] 177394[/snapback] Just joking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 keep typing....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Toonraider is "polishing her desk" again. Nudge nudge wink wink. 177397[/snapback] Shurrup you!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 keep typing....... 177400[/snapback] I thought i saw you lurking there Jimbo!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 I find a spot of self-flattery works well prior to a good wank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Reminds me of a mate of mine (no, honest!) During sex she said he was too quiet and wanted to liven it up a bit. So next time they were at it she asked him to start spitting on her! And I dont mean as lube, but in her face an stuff. Not what he had in mind like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad-on-the-cocks 0 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Put that vibrator up my arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pegasus Bridge 0 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Put that vibrator up my arse. 177407[/snapback] You've seen it annal then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad-on-the-cocks 0 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 haha yep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Reminds me of a mate of mine (no, honest!) During sex she said he was too quiet and wanted to liven it up a bit. So next time they were at it she asked him to start spitting on her! And I dont mean as lube, but in her face an stuff. Not what he had in mind like. 177404[/snapback] Whaaaaaaat?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad-on-the-cocks 0 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 I was getting told by this lad, he was with a bird and she was saying, hurt me, hurt me, so he couldn't think what to do, so he butted her, full on the nose, claret everywhere. might not be a true story, but I laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6761 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 You should post this topic on N-O The only female voices they hear during sex over there are their mums shouting "Switch off that PC Tea's ready" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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