Craig 6302 Posted August 15, 2006 Author Share Posted August 15, 2006 Well I'm popping the ibuprofen and it's been heavily strapped this morning. Nursey thinks it may be the same as what you guys are on about but she's wanting me to go for an x-ray as, going by the force that it was hit with, it may have fractured a cuneiform bone (whatever that is).... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17745 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Sounds like you have damaged your plantar fascia like, as has been suggested - basically you may have torn the connective tissue on the soles of your feet. I suffer from intemittent plantar fasciitis. It's pretty bad - about 3 or 4 times a year I wake up to find I can't put any weight on my feet. Nothing helps - it's an extremely nasty and debilitating condition. 177607[/snapback] Is that cos you're so fat your feet sometimes object? 177616[/snapback] Waiting for this. I've got flat feet you twunt! But excess weight probably doesn't help.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34422 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Sounds like you have damaged your plantar fascia like, as has been suggested - basically you may have torn the connective tissue on the soles of your feet. I suffer from intemittent plantar fasciitis. It's pretty bad - about 3 or 4 times a year I wake up to find I can't put any weight on my feet. Nothing helps - it's an extremely nasty and debilitating condition. 177607[/snapback] Is that cos you're so fat your feet sometimes object? 177616[/snapback] Waiting for this. I've got flat feet you twunt! But excess weight probably doesn't help.... 177630[/snapback] So've I mate. All the cool people have got them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Sounds like you have damaged your plantar fascia like, as has been suggested - basically you may have torn the connective tissue on the soles of your feet. I suffer from intemittent plantar fasciitis. It's pretty bad - about 3 or 4 times a year I wake up to find I can't put any weight on my feet. Nothing helps - it's an extremely nasty and debilitating condition. 177607[/snapback] Is that cos you're so fat your feet sometimes object? 177616[/snapback] Waiting for this. I've got flat feet you twunt! But excess weight probably doesn't help.... 177630[/snapback] So've I mate. All the cool people have got them. 177643[/snapback] Ah, that explains why you walk like a penguin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34422 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Sounds like you have damaged your plantar fascia like, as has been suggested - basically you may have torn the connective tissue on the soles of your feet. I suffer from intemittent plantar fasciitis. It's pretty bad - about 3 or 4 times a year I wake up to find I can't put any weight on my feet. Nothing helps - it's an extremely nasty and debilitating condition. 177607[/snapback] Is that cos you're so fat your feet sometimes object? 177616[/snapback] Waiting for this. I've got flat feet you twunt! But excess weight probably doesn't help.... 177630[/snapback] So've I mate. All the cool people have got them. 177643[/snapback] Ah, that explains why you walk like a penguin 177800[/snapback] I think you'll find it's called the Harlem Shuffle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Sounds like you have damaged your plantar fascia like, as has been suggested - basically you may have torn the connective tissue on the soles of your feet. I suffer from intemittent plantar fasciitis. It's pretty bad - about 3 or 4 times a year I wake up to find I can't put any weight on my feet. Nothing helps - it's an extremely nasty and debilitating condition. 177607[/snapback] I did that once landing after leaping for a header. Cue a short joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 All spazzes up in Level 7 I reckon. L7 is an appropriate place for them too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Flat fucking feet? It's 2006 ffs. Who the fuck has flat feet? I thought that was eradicated with the likes of polio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Sounds like you have damaged your plantar fascia like, as has been suggested - basically you may have torn the connective tissue on the soles of your feet. I suffer from intemittent plantar fasciitis. It's pretty bad - about 3 or 4 times a year I wake up to find I can't put any weight on my feet. Nothing helps - it's an extremely nasty and debilitating condition. 177607[/snapback] Is that cos you're so fat your feet sometimes object? 177616[/snapback] Waiting for this. I've got flat feet you twunt! But excess weight probably doesn't help.... 177630[/snapback] So've I mate. All the cool people have got them. 177643[/snapback] The fish people out of stingray Boumsong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17745 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 If we ever get enforced conscription I'll be laughing I tells youse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34422 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Haway Renton, deliver a flat-footed shoeing to the lot of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 If we ever get enforced conscription I'll be laughing I tells youse. 177820[/snapback] You could be in the X-Men. Freak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 How does Gemmill get on his tip-toes to the top shelf/cookie jar etc etc etc with feet like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17745 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Plus they might come in handy if I ever get my vineyard in the South of France.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6302 Posted August 15, 2006 Author Share Posted August 15, 2006 How does Gemmill get on his tip-toes to the top shelf/cookie jar etc etc etc with feet like that? 177832[/snapback] You honestly think the cookies get that far in his house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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