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Following on from the Hypothetical Question and Is it only Tuesday? threads.

 

What would you do to get away from your life of drudgery and toil? WOuld you do something ridiculous for a million quid? would you commit a crime for a serious amount of cash and if so, which one?

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Am I guaranteed to be successful in commission of the crime and to get away Scot-free? If so I'd commit some sort of internet skullduggery against a faceless corporation, snaffle £1m off them and not have to worry about anyone losing their job, suffering any psychological distress etc. etc.

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IM not going through this whole loop hole malarky again :blush:

 

No guarantees, no nothings. What you do doesnt have to be illegal, offensive or exciting.

 

Heres my list of things and their prices:

 

Fraud against a faceless company: £2 million

 

Topping an unknown person: £50million

 

Topping a Toontastic member: £2.32 ;)

 

Appear in gay porn (giving not receiving): half a million (shut your eyes and dont have a reach around and you could convince yourself!).

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I'd go for the fraud option too...most people i know with pots of money are fraudsters or at the very least 'a bit dodgy' ;)

Its always the decent honest people that work hard that are skint :pray:

 

I nearly resorted to phoning Quizmania at 3am the other morning to try and win the 40,000 :blush:

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I'd be willing to accept £1m to release Garraway from my basement and back to her family. No less though.

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Not after i've give her a seeing to of course.

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I'd never kill someone for money, I'd rather be poor in this life and rich in the next (well unless they were a right cunt, then I might).

 

I'd have no problem stealing from or defrauding a huge corporation who won't really miss it depending on the risks and possible rewards.

Edited by ewerk

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I'd never kill someone for money, I'd rather be poor in this life and rich in the next (well unless they were a right cunt, then I might).

 

I'd have no problem stealing from or defrauding a huge corporation who won't really miss it depending on the risks and possible rewards.

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If I told you there was no afterlife, would that change things? ;)

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IM not going through this whole loop hole malarky again :pray:

 

No guarantees, no nothings. What you do doesnt have to be illegal, offensive or exciting.

 

Heres my list of things and their prices:

 

Fraud against a faceless company: £2 million

 

Topping an unknown person: £50million

 

Topping a Toontastic member: £2.32  ;)

 

Appear in gay porn (giving not receiving): half a million (shut your eyes and dont have a reach around and you could convince yourself!).

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Toplass have a deep voice then? :blush:

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IM not going through this whole loop hole malarky again :pray:

 

No guarantees, no nothings. What you do doesnt have to be illegal, offensive or exciting.

 

Heres my list of things and their prices:

 

Fraud against a faceless company: £2 million

 

Topping an unknown person: £50million

 

Topping a Toontastic member: £2.32   ;)

 

Appear in gay porn (giving not receiving): half a million (shut your eyes and dont have a reach around and you could convince yourself!).

183427[/snapback]

 

Toplass have a deep voice then? :blush:

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Hairy arse.

I'm now officially dead btw.

Edited by alex

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Ther is this huge big fat monging bloke in our office. You can literally smell him coming down the room and he always has some sort of food stain on his chin, a too tight shirt or t-shirt and the obligatory trousers pulled up to his chin with his belt.....we play "how much would it take for you to have carnal knowledge" !!

on bad days I would do him for 100,000... ;)

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I'd willingly become a hitwoman and have several of my work colleagues as my victims for all of £20 at the moment...

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I'd willingly become a hitwoman and have several of my work colleagues as my victims for all of £20 at the moment...

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I dunno....600 quid down on your wages and you turn into Leon... ;)

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I'd willingly become a hitwoman and have several of my work colleagues as my victims for all of £20 at the moment...

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Surely you'd just given extra shifts to cover their disappearances ? You've not thought this one through properly, have you ?

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I'd willingly become a hitwoman and have several of my work colleagues as my victims for all of £20 at the moment...

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Surely you'd just given extra shifts to cover their disappearances ? You've not thought this one through properly, have you ?

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Aha!! BUT! I'd then flee the country and go to the Maldives where I would set up my first-aid hut on the beach treating sunburn and insect bites for no more than food and accomodation as wages. They'd never find me to make me come back and work the extra shifts!

 

Unless they're reading this, of course... ;)

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I'd willingly become a hitwoman and have several of my work colleagues as my victims for all of £20 at the moment...

183885[/snapback]

 

Surely you'd just given extra shifts to cover their disappearances ? You've not thought this one through properly, have you ?

183894[/snapback]

 

Aha!! BUT! I'd then flee the country and go to the Maldives where I would set up my first-aid hut on the beach treating sunburn and insect bites for no more than food and accomodation as wages. They'd never find me to make me come back and work the extra shifts!

 

Unless they're reading this, of course... :blush:

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Best play safe then,bump off everyone whos read this thread.

 

 

What thread? I aint seen nowt guv'nor ;)

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