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He'll end up defusing a bomb in television centre tbh.

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Snakes in a taxi tbh.

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He'll end up defusing a bomb in television centre tbh.

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Snakes in a taxi tbh.

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Snakes at the BBC.

 

Some killer snakes are brought to the BBC to appear on a wildlife programme, but end up going on the loose, posing a terrible threat.

 

An Snake expert is brought in to hunt them down, but a mix up means that a man who has turned up for a job interview as a cleaner is mistaken for the expert. Confused, the man is taken to the BBC director general to be briefed. Meanwhile, the Snakes are loose in the reception and kill people including the expert.

 

The other man realises the mistake and pulls a funny face, before realising that he has to hunt down the snakes and save the BBC.

 

There you go, there's the synopsis, now where's me money?

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Snakes at the BBC.

 

Some killer snakes are brought to the BBC to appear on a wildlife programme, but end up going on the loose, posing a terrible threat.

 

An Snake expert is brought in to hunt them down, but a mix up means that a man who has turned up for a job interview as a cleaner is mistaken for the expert. Confused, the man is taken to the BBC director general to be briefed. Meanwhile, the Snakes are loose in the reception and kill people including the expert.

 

The other man realises the mistake and pulls a funny face, before realising that he has to hunt down the snakes and save the BBC.

 

There you go, there's the synopsis, now where's me money?

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That's the wind talking. :blink:

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Sharia Sharia

 

Jim Carey's world is turned upside down when his Islamic son wishes that his father would live by Sharia law for a day. Halalarity ensues as Jim marries four women and amputates the hands of his shoplifting daughter.

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Guest alex
Borrrrrrrrring

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:blink: When it comes to shit ideas, HTT's sitcoms take the biscuit.

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Sharia Sharia

 

Jim Carey's world is turned upside down when his Islamic son wishes that his father would live by Sharia law for a day.  Halalarity ensues as Jim marries four women and amputates the hands of his shoplifting daughter.

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:blink:

Edited by ObaGol

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Cakes on a Train.

 

Samuel L Jackson stars as a disgruntled passenger on a train, which is delayed by 45 minutes due to 'engineering works'. His patience finally snaps on a trip to the buffet carriage where he purchases an extortionately overpriced and at best mediocre tasting cake.

 

"I have had it with these motherfucking cakes on this motherfucking train!"

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A.I. takes the crown as the worst movie ever.

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Nah, it has to be either Masters of the Universe or Moonwalker.

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fuckoff <_<

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A.I. takes the crown as the worst movie ever.

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Nah, it has to be either Masters of the Universe or Moonwalker.

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How DARE YOU TOM!

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A.I. takes the crown as the worst movie ever.

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Nah, it has to be either Masters of the Universe or Moonwalker.

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How DARE YOU TOM!

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Revolver is not only the worst film of all time by some considerable distance, I'd say it pushes the holocaust for the worst occurence of all time.

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A.I. takes the crown as the worst movie ever.

185425[/snapback]

 

Nah, it has to be either Masters of the Universe or Moonwalker.

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How DARE YOU TOM!

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I went to see them both as a kid (at the old Cannon Cinema on Westgate Road as I recall) shocking films the pair of them. Masters of the Universe ruined a birthday treat!

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A.I. takes the crown as the worst movie ever.

185425[/snapback]

 

Nah, it has to be either Masters of the Universe or Moonwalker.

185427[/snapback]

How DARE YOU TOM!

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Is that Gemma Atkinson in your avatar? <_<

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