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Don't reckon Martins would much appreciate anything that starts with "He's Black", we wouldnt want to piss him off just as he arrives! ... ;)

 

'Obafemi Martins"? Am struggling myself to think of one, not the easiest name in the world to create a chant for..

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Don't reckon Martins would much appreciate anything that starts with "He's Black", we wouldnt want to piss him off just as he arrives! ...  ;)

 

'Obafemi Martins"? Am struggling myself to think of one, not the easiest name in the world to create a chant for..

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Only stating the obvious tbh

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Ohhhhhhhhhhh Obafemi it's for you that our dubious 4-5-1 system has been created

Aaaaaaaaaaaand if you achieve a decent strike rate perhaps our thirst for silverware will be sated

La la la la la la la la

Lalalalala

La la la la la

Even if you are a darkie

 

That'll dee.

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Ohhhhhhhhhhh Obafemi it's for you that our dubious 4-5-1 system has been created

Aaaaaaaaaaaand if you achieve a decent strike rate perhaps our thirst for silverware will be sated

La la la la la la la la

Lalalalala

La la la la la

Even if you are a darkie

 

That'll dee.

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emm what's the tune?

 

(god i pisses me off when people type out chants without the music! ;) )

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Make it up as you go along tbh.

 

I'm surprised the fella on other board didn't get as far as "he's black, he's broon, he's not from Cameroon"...

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he's black, he's beige, we divent kna his age, martins martins

 

he's black, he's great, he's fuckin 28, martins martins

 

he's black, he's podgy, his passports fuckin dodgy, martins martins

 

 

 

;)

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What about:

 

Who Sabu, how fucking old are you? Martins, Martins

 

or

 

Martins, you really know how to play!

Martins, you fiddled me on E-Bay! You stinking twat!, You stinking Twat! ;)

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He's black, he's black, he's black, he's black, he's black

He's dark as coal, he's gonna score a goal,

Just don't mention he's already drawing his pension,

"21" year old Nigerian international striker Obafemi Maaaaarrttiiiiiiiiiiinns!

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He's black, he's black, he's black, he's black, he's black

He's dark as coal, he's gonna score a goal,

Just don't mention he's already drawing his pension,

"21" year old Nigerian international striker Obafemi Maaaaarrttiiiiiiiiiiinns!

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What tune is that to? The 1812 overture?

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He's black, he's black, he's black, he's black, he's black

He's dark as coal, he's gonna score a goal,

Just don't mention he's already drawing his pension,

"21" year old Nigerian international striker Obafemi Maaaaarrttiiiiiiiiiiinns!

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What tune is that to? The 1812 overture?

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jesus i repeat, why dont people let us know the tune they've got in their heads when they write these bloody chants????

 

if i was a mod i would ban any fucker who did this!

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To the tune of veni creator spiritus:

 

"Obafe-e-e-e-mi Ma-artins

femi femi femi Ma-artins"

 

For those of you not willing to make the effort and wear full monkish garb, why do you even bother going to matches?

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To the tune of veni creator spiritus:

 

"Obafe-e-e-e-mi Ma-artins

femi femi femi Ma-artins"

 

For those of you not willing to make the effort and wear full monkish garb, why do you even bother going to matches?

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that's better

 

pick a fucking tune Ive heard of next time though eh!

 

 

;)

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he's black, he's beige, we divent kna his age, martins martins

 

he's black, he's great, he's fuckin 28, martins martins

 

he's black, he's podgy, his passports fuckin dodgy, martins martins

 

 

 

;)

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That is getting texted to a few mates :blush:

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To the tune of veni creator spiritus:

 

"Obafe-e-e-e-mi Ma-artins

femi femi femi Ma-artins"

 

For those of you not willing to make the effort and wear full monkish garb, why do you even bother going to matches?

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that's better

 

pick a fucking tune Ive heard of next time though eh!

 

 

;)

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Burn the heretic!

 

 

Here lieth the path to redemption.

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His names Obafemi Martins,

Been seen in Eldon Gardens

He's not from here-ia

He's from Nigeria

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Fixed. Like Lennon and McCartney bouncing the ideas off one another.

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You're McCartney by the way.

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Bit harsh given his ex- wife's not got a sweetleftpeg...

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;) Mrs SLP?

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His names Obafemi Martins,

Been seen in Eldon Gardens

He's not from here-ia

He's from Nigeria

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Fixed. Like Lennon and McCartney bouncing the ideas off one another.

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His name is Obafemi

he's quicker than Craig Bellamy

He's not from round here-ia

He's from Nigeria

 

 

Ringo to the rescue

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