Toonpack 6766 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 You're McCartney by the way. 184155[/snapback] Bit harsh given his ex- wife's not got a sweetleftpeg... 184157[/snapback] Mrs SLP? 184158[/snapback] He met her in the 60's at the hop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6766 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 His names Obafemi Martins,Been seen in Eldon Gardens He's not from here-ia He's from Nigeria 184153[/snapback] Fixed. Like Lennon and McCartney bouncing the ideas off one another. 184154[/snapback] His name is Obafemi he's quicker than Craig Bellamy He's not from round here-ia He's from Nigeria Ringo to the rescue 184161[/snapback] We've got Obafemi He's faster than Bellamy He older than god But quick as a hot rod Stock Aikman and Waterman butcher job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 We've got Oba-femi Quicker than Craig Bellamy He's not from here-ia He's from Nigeria (Slight rework to more like the old classic, courtesy of G Harrison ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Somewhere amongst all this there is something worthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 (edited) His names Obafemi Martins, Been seen in Eldon Gardens Buying a Soda Stream And wrinkle cream The Ronan Keating attempt. Edited August 24, 2006 by sweetleftpeg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34157 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Wrinkle cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Oba-goal, Oba-goal Oba Oba Goal He gets the ball and scores a goal Oba Oba Goal --------------------------------------- Obafemi scores another, He's older than my mother He's ninety five and still alive.... ------------------------------------------------------ His name is OB1 Scoring goals for fun, He's older than yoda He drives a skoda.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Oba-goal, Oba-goalOba Oba Goal He gets the ball and scores a goal Oba Oba Goal --------------------------------------- Obafemi scores another, He's older than my mother He's ninety five and still alive.... ------------------------------------------------------ His name is OB1 Scoring goals for fun, He's older than yoda He drives a skoda.... 184203[/snapback] Quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34157 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 To the tune of Sewwwwwpa! Sewpa Kev: O-ba. Obagoal. O-ba. Obagoal. O-ba. Obagoal. Obafemi Martins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killers_perm 0 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 skip to the lou... We've got a forward called Femi he's much faster than you & me we think he's 30 but he says 23 Obafemi Martins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3180 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 to the old weve got (Insert name here) on the wings. Weve got Oba Oba Oba Obafeni Ma-artins Ma-rtins Weve got Oba Oba Oba Obafeni Ma-artins Ma-rtins Oba Obafemi Obafemi Ma-artins Oba Obafemi Obafemi Ma-artins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 To the tune of Sewwwwwpa! Sewpa Kev: O-ba. Obagoal. O-ba. Obagoal. O-ba. Obagoal. Obafemi Martins. 184207[/snapback] Obagol tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34157 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 To the tune of Sewwwwwpa! Sewpa Kev: O-ba. Obagoal. O-ba. Obagoal. O-ba. Obagoal. Obafemi Martins. 184207[/snapback] Obagol tbh 184232[/snapback] I was worried about copyright. I want to keep the royalties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 He's black, he's great, he might be twenty-eight, Martins, Martins A swiz! A con!, we thought he was twenty-one Martins, Martins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 He's black, he's great,he might be twenty-eight, Martins, Martins A swiz! A con!, we thought he was twenty-one Martins, Martins 184508[/snapback] that's gerld... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Martins, Martins, Martins, Martins, Martins. Creative Genius me tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GafferTape 0 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 (edited) There's only one Obaaa Martins, One Obaaa Martins - you know the rest. "He's small, he's black He's quicker than your dad" Is still where it's at tbh. Edited August 24, 2006 by GafferTape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 (edited) Ohhhhhhhhhhh Obafemi it's for you that our dubious 4-5-1 system has been createdAaaaaaaaaaaand if you achieve a decent strike rate perhaps our thirst for silverware will be sated La la la la la la la la Lalalalala La la la la la Even if you are a darkie That'll dee. 183807[/snapback] emm what's the tune? (god i pisses me off when people type out chants without the music! ) 183810[/snapback] you don't like this "rap" crap then ? Good man. I reckon sutty's songs are top quality and I look forward to singing them, unless of course he's shite, like Luque Edited August 24, 2006 by LeazesMag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Ohhhhhhhhhhh Obafemi it's for you that our dubious 4-5-1 system has been createdAaaaaaaaaaaand if you achieve a decent strike rate perhaps our thirst for silverware will be sated La la la la la la la la Lalalalala La la la la la Even if you are a darkie That'll dee. 183807[/snapback] emm what's the tune? (god i pisses me off when people type out chants without the music! ) 183810[/snapback] you don't like this "rap" crap then ? Good man. I reckon sutty's songs are top quality and I look forward to singing them, unless of course he's shite, like Luque 184539[/snapback] And you'll claim that you said he'd be shite all along of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Ohhhhhhhhhhh Obafemi it's for you that our dubious 4-5-1 system has been createdAaaaaaaaaaaand if you achieve a decent strike rate perhaps our thirst for silverware will be sated La la la la la la la la Lalalalala La la la la la Even if you are a darkie That'll dee. 183807[/snapback] emm what's the tune? (god i pisses me off when people type out chants without the music! ) 183810[/snapback] you don't like this "rap" crap then ? Good man. I reckon sutty's songs are top quality and I look forward to singing them, unless of course he's shite, like Luque 184539[/snapback] And you'll claim that you said he'd be shite all along of course. 184558[/snapback] Haven't seen him play for us yet. I'll let you know as soon as I decide though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 I love the way Leazes reckons he's some sort of sage on the basis that he said N'Zogbia would be class and Souness wouldn't work out. I suppose they are the only two predictions he's made. Oh, apart from Taylor being a future England captain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 I love the way Leazes reckons he's some sort of sage on the basis that he said N'Zogbia would be class and Souness wouldn't work out. I suppose they are the only two predictions he's made. Oh, apart from Taylor being a future England captain 184774[/snapback] I am. Don't bother mentioning Bellamy is great [when he signed], Kluivert will be shite, Souness should go [and some said different, ie Gemmil and Craig for instance], Rob Lee and Steve Howey would play for England :-) [yes I know this board didn't exist then], Imre Varadi couldn't lace Peter Beardsleys boots.....etc etc etc Boumsong wasn't good enough for the premiership. Basically, I'm usually right. I think Taylor will be a Newcastle Captain, whether he will play for England depends on whoever else comes through, but I think he is or will be as good as some centre halfs that have played in the past. Actually, predicting Zoggy's success was very easy, and obvious immediately IMO, so why didn't you do it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 He's a dward a dwarf! It's plain to see, to see! He's smaller than you or me He's a dward, a drwarf! Judging by the pictures, I can actually sing this song now! Hurray! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 I love the way Leazes reckons he's some sort of sage on the basis that he said N'Zogbia would be class and Souness wouldn't work out. I suppose they are the only two predictions he's made. Oh, apart from Taylor being a future England captain 184774[/snapback] I am. Don't bother mentioning Bellamy is great [when he signed], Kluivert will be shite, Souness should go [and some said different, ie Gemmil and Craig for instance], Rob Lee and Steve Howey would play for England :-) [yes I know this board didn't exist then], Imre Varadi couldn't lace Peter Beardsleys boots.....etc etc etc Boumsong wasn't good enough for the premiership. Basically, I'm usually right. I think Taylor will be a Newcastle Captain, whether he will play for England depends on whoever else comes through, but I think he is or will be as good as some centre halfs that have played in the past. Actually, predicting Zoggy's success was very easy, and obvious immediately IMO, so why didn't you do it ? 184822[/snapback] Pretty sure the temporary board was being used when Zoggy first started playing. I'll have a hunt through and see what people thought of him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 (edited) I love the way Leazes reckons he's some sort of sage on the basis that he said N'Zogbia would be class and Souness wouldn't work out. I suppose they are the only two predictions he's made. Oh, apart from Taylor being a future England captain 184774[/snapback] I am. Don't bother mentioning Bellamy is great [when he signed], Kluivert will be shite, Souness should go [and some said different, ie Gemmil and Craig for instance], Rob Lee and Steve Howey would play for England :-) [yes I know this board didn't exist then], Imre Varadi couldn't lace Peter Beardsleys boots.....etc etc etc Boumsong wasn't good enough for the premiership. Basically, I'm usually right. I think Taylor will be a Newcastle Captain, whether he will play for England depends on whoever else comes through, but I think he is or will be as good as some centre halfs that have played in the past. Actually, predicting Zoggy's success was very easy, and obvious immediately IMO, so why didn't you do it ? 184822[/snapback] Pretty sure the temporary board was being used when Zoggy first started playing. I'll have a hunt through and see what people thought of him 184826[/snapback] I predict if you find anything by me, it will be saying how good I think he will be PS unless of course you change it ... Edited August 25, 2006 by LeazesMag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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