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heres mine....

 

1) I went out at lunchtime to buy a sarnie, and come back to work with a leather jacket a pair of shoes and no sarnie.

 

2) My friends son got his exam results today and the lowest grade he got was a B! :blink:

 

3) Ive just had fish n chips from Gormans for me tea.

 

4) Im going in the bath now.

 

5) Im off to watch the match in some pub soon, so must remember not to post drunken waffle on here later.

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1) just had my tea...crispy pancakes and chips..

 

2) Have had a really really really shit day at work today

 

3) Am having a nice cold bottle of Peroni now

 

4) Am debating whether to go out and watch the match or stay in and watch it

 

5) my mates son got his exam results today and the highest he got was a C

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1. I'm going to be a doctor soon..watch out.

 

2. I literally bumped into an old flame recently. The feelings are still there and I'm looking forward to whatever eventuates.

 

3. I should be sleeping.

 

4. I haven;t eaten in 27hrs.,...bad

 

5. I'm counting down to South America in 4 months...holidays!

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1) i'm eating a chinese takeaway

 

2) i'll be watching the match (hopefully) in complete peace and quiet as everyone else is going oot.

 

3) i had the day off

 

4) ive spent nearly £50 on dvds today

 

5) my mates son didnt get his exam results today cos he's only fucking 2 years old.

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1. Just cooked my tea, Sweet-Chilli Mean Beanz and bread

 

2. Just enrolled at College this afternoon :blink:

 

3. I shall be putting the kids to bed as soon as possible so that I can't watch the football in peace.

 

4. I swore at at least 5 other drivers whilst driving through town today.

 

5. Whilst typing this my youngest son has emptied a cupboard on to the lounge floor.

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1. Have Been Off Work All Day.

 

2. Currently Listening To Ocean Colour Scene.

 

3. Have Yet To Have A Wank Today.

 

4. Just Eating A Chicken Burger.

 

5. Still Have A Mental Image Of That Dirty Slut Catmag.

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3. Have Yet To Have A Wank Today.

 

 

5. Still Have A Mental Image Of That Dirty Slut Catmag.

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You finished yet?

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I realised the link as soon as i posted it but thought it would be rude to post it. :blink:

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1. I like curry.

 

2. I like going down to the pub

 

3. I hate Graeme Souness

 

4. I am good looking

 

5. I tell the truth, always

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I'm eating a muffin

I'm drinking San Miguel

I'm tired

I'm going out in a bit

I've just watch Jonny2J splat all over his desk, dog and a book named "Handy Andy's DIY tips"

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I'm eating a muffin

I'm drinking San Miguel

I'm tired

I'm going out in a bit

I've just watch Jonny2J splat all over his desk, dog and a book named "Handy Andy's DIY tips"

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But isn't your alter ego 'Andy Hunter' :blink:

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I'm eating a muffin

I'm drinking San Miguel

I'm tired

I'm going out in a bit

I've just watch Jonny2J splat all over his desk, dog and a book named "Handy Andy's DIY tips"

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But isn't your alter ego 'Andy Hunter' :blink:

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Yes, but I'm not ashamed to take a cum shot to the face of my new best selling book*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*available in all good retailers from £14.99

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Spent most of the day putting minimal effort in due to pre-holiday couldn't be arsedness.

 

Found out a possible work trip to Singapore which was looking doubtful is back on the agenda

 

Disn't have any dinner so had Fish & chips for tea.

 

Off to Reading tomorrow.

 

Watching the match at home with a couple of cans.

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1. I'm eating chinese takeaway

2. I'm drinking magners

3. I'm a fan of Frank Lampard

4. I'm completely naked at the moment

5. Looking for a course in quantum physics tomorrow :blink:

 

EDIT: 4 is a lie, just in case you're eating.

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1- Im at work 3-12am tomorrow

2- I got paid to have a pub lunch today

3- Im sick of waiting for an arcade game i ordered from sweden

4- Im off to nandos and the cinema on saturday night

5- Im going to watch training day before i go to bed

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1. I'm having a quick read on here then i'll straighten my hair before i go to bed

 

2. Hubby and son are watching scrubs at the moment :blink:

 

3. Enjoyed watching our match tonight :blush:

 

4.I'm tired out :lol:

 

5. I just ate a chicken/mayo sandwich

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1. just back from the match.

 

2. had a threesum with Cath and Gemmill (he insisted he join in or he would make himself sick by screaming :blink: )

 

3. Yes, Cath dribbled

 

4. I'm fookin' starving.

 

5. Mrs hips has got the hump because I'm on here and not giving her one! :lol:

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1. just back from the match.

 

2. had a threesum with Cath and Gemmill (he insisted he join in or he would make himself sick by screaming :lol: )

 

3. Yes, Cath dribbled

 

4. I'm fookin' starving.

 

5. Mrs hips has got the hump because I'm on here and not giving her one! :blush:

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:blink:

 

1. I've still got toothache that's making my head feel like I've been smacked with a baseball bat.

 

2. When I got to the Haymarket Metro after the match the police were doing the crowd control thing and there were hundreds of people in front of me so I was forced to go to KFC.

 

3. One of the cats is trying to beat the shit out of a cuddly pig on the floor behind me.

 

4. I will shortly be receiving a large sum of money and am undecided about how to spend it.

 

5. I have just watched "Emergency" on ITV which is filmed at my hospital and they filmed the paramedic crew picking up the child I posted about a while ago who was involved in a hit-and-run with a 4x4 vehicle.

Edited by catmag

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1. Today my package from Amazon arrived (Jackson United - Western Ballads and 'Does Anything Eat Wasps ?') two days before it was supposed to.

 

2. Today I persuaded a second girl at work to grow a pattern in her leg hair.

 

3. This was after watching My Super Ex-Girlfriend which has one of the greatest movie lines of all time in it - "Why did g-girl throw a shark at us ?"

 

4. I haven't had a decent meal in ages.

 

5. My socks feel sweaty, sticky and horrible.

Edited by Walliver

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1) My current outfit can only be described as "minimalism".

 

2) I'm listening to Pearl Jam.

 

3) I have a shit love life.

 

4) I have a beard.

 

5) I only have until 4th September before I'm back at school.

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