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Ooops, I did mean chin :icon_lol:

 

You just got Magma'd....AGAIN. :icon_lol:

 

1. I miss me lass. <_<

2. She's left 4 letters which have to be opened on certain dates. One of the was today.

3. Me best mate is coming round tomorrow (preferably wed tho) for a trip down me local. Haven't seen him properly since December.

4. Going to buy a ticket for the Sampdoria match.

5. If he signs, I'll also get a Deco shirt when I go up. <_<

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Ooops, I did mean chin :icon_lol:

 

You just got Magma'd....AGAIN. :icon_lol:

 

1. I miss me lass. <_<

2. She's left 4 letters which have to be opened on certain dates. One of the was today.

3. Me best mate is coming round tomorrow (preferably wed tho) for a trip down me local. Haven't seen him properly since December.

4. Going to buy a ticket for the Sampdoria match.

5. If he signs, I'll also get a Deco shirt when I go up. :)

 

Nee wrong with been Magma'd. He's a ledge marra <_<

 

Where's your lass anyways? Sorry for asking, not been on in a while <_<

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Ooops, I did mean chin :icon_lol:

 

You just got Magma'd....AGAIN. :icon_lol:

 

1. I miss me lass. <_<

2. She's left 4 letters which have to be opened on certain dates. One of the was today.

3. Me best mate is coming round tomorrow (preferably wed tho) for a trip down me local. Haven't seen him properly since December.

4. Going to buy a ticket for the Sampdoria match.

5. If he signs, I'll also get a Deco shirt when I go up. :)

 

Nee wrong with been Magma'd. He's a ledge marra <_<

 

Where's your lass anyways? Sorry for asking, not been on in a while <_<

 

Brock is only jealous cause he hasn't been Magma'd yet

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Ooops, I did mean chin :icon_lol:

 

You just got Magma'd....AGAIN. :icon_lol:

 

1. I miss me lass. :)

2. She's left 4 letters which have to be opened on certain dates. One of the was today.

3. Me best mate is coming round tomorrow (preferably wed tho) for a trip down me local. Haven't seen him properly since December.

4. Going to buy a ticket for the Sampdoria match.

5. If he signs, I'll also get a Deco shirt when I go up. :ithankyou:

 

Nee wrong with been Magma'd. He's a ledge marra <_<

 

Where's your lass anyways? Sorry for asking, not been on in a while <_<

 

She's in Thailand for a month. Doing World Challenge. Her rucksack is almost bigger than her though so fuck knows how she's going to manage. Dead supportive me like. <_<

 

Brock is only jealous cause he hasn't been Magma'd yet

 

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Ooops, I did mean chin :icon_lol:

 

You just got Magma'd....AGAIN. :icon_lol:

 

1. I miss me lass. :)

2. She's left 4 letters which have to be opened on certain dates. One of the was today.

3. Me best mate is coming round tomorrow (preferably wed tho) for a trip down me local. Haven't seen him properly since December.

4. Going to buy a ticket for the Sampdoria match.

5. If he signs, I'll also get a Deco shirt when I go up. :ithankyou:

 

Nee wrong with been Magma'd. He's a ledge marra <_<

 

Where's your lass anyways? Sorry for asking, not been on in a while <_<

 

She's in Thailand for a month. Doing World Challenge. Her rucksack is almost bigger than her though so fuck knows how she's going to manage. Dead supportive me like. <_<

 

Brock is only jealous cause he hasn't been Magma'd yet

 

:)

Dangerous that like a young lass in a foreign land, still with some of her innocence intact and yet to be fucked properly!

 

You want to hope and pray she doesn't want to taste some other nations spunk on her world challenge!

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1. Played Squash today, for the first time ever

2. Went to Lau's in Chinatown for me tea

3. ...and was suqbsequently shite when I had a 6-a-side match an hour later

4. MP3 Player broke yet again

5. Watching 'Escape to New York'

 

EDIT: From even, shows how much attention I was paying to it.

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1. Played Squash today, for the first time ever

2. Went to Lau's in Chinatown for me tea

3. ...and was suqbsequently shite when I had a 6-a-side match an hour later

4. MP3 Player broke yet again

5. Watching 'Escape to New York'

Excellent choice.

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Ooops, I did mean chin :icon_lol:

 

You just got Magma'd....AGAIN. <_<

 

1. I miss me lass. :ithankyou:

2. She's left 4 letters which have to be opened on certain dates. One of the was today.

3. Me best mate is coming round tomorrow (preferably wed tho) for a trip down me local. Haven't seen him properly since December.

4. Going to buy a ticket for the Sampdoria match.

5. If he signs, I'll also get a Deco shirt when I go up. :nufc:

 

Nee wrong with been Magma'd. He's a ledge marra <_<

 

Where's your lass anyways? Sorry for asking, not been on in a while <_<

 

She's in Thailand for a month. Doing World Challenge. Her rucksack is almost bigger than her though so fuck knows how she's going to manage. Dead supportive me like. :)

 

Brock is only jealous cause he hasn't been Magma'd yet

 

:)

Dangerous that like a young lass in a foreign land, still with some of her innocence intact and yet to be fucked properly!

 

You want to hope and pray she doesn't want to taste some other nations spunk on her world challenge!

 

I beg to differ. :icon_lol:

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Ooops, I did mean chin :icon_lol:

 

You just got Magma'd....AGAIN. <_<

 

1. I miss me lass. :nufc:

2. She's left 4 letters which have to be opened on certain dates. One of the was today.

3. Me best mate is coming round tomorrow (preferably wed tho) for a trip down me local. Haven't seen him properly since December.

4. Going to buy a ticket for the Sampdoria match.

5. If he signs, I'll also get a Deco shirt when I go up. :nufc:

 

Nee wrong with been Magma'd. He's a ledge marra <_<

 

Where's your lass anyways? Sorry for asking, not been on in a while :)

 

She's in Thailand for a month. Doing World Challenge. Her rucksack is almost bigger than her though so fuck knows how she's going to manage. Dead supportive me like. :)

 

Brock is only jealous cause he hasn't been Magma'd yet

 

:ithankyou:

Dangerous that like a young lass in a foreign land, still with some of her innocence intact and yet to be fucked properly!

 

You want to hope and pray she doesn't want to taste some other nations spunk on her world challenge!

 

I beg to differ. :icon_lol:

Sad fact of life for your young Brock, not your place to say.

Just wait until you break up then she'll let you know the truth <_<

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Ooops, I did mean chin :icon_lol:

 

You just got Magma'd....AGAIN. <_<

 

1. I miss me lass. :nufc:

2. She's left 4 letters which have to be opened on certain dates. One of the was today.

3. Me best mate is coming round tomorrow (preferably wed tho) for a trip down me local. Haven't seen him properly since December.

4. Going to buy a ticket for the Sampdoria match.

5. If he signs, I'll also get a Deco shirt when I go up. :nufc:

 

Nee wrong with been Magma'd. He's a ledge marra <_<

 

Where's your lass anyways? Sorry for asking, not been on in a while :)

 

She's in Thailand for a month. Doing World Challenge. Her rucksack is almost bigger than her though so fuck knows how she's going to manage. Dead supportive me like. :)

 

Brock is only jealous cause he hasn't been Magma'd yet

 

:ithankyou:

Dangerous that like a young lass in a foreign land, still with some of her innocence intact and yet to be fucked properly!

 

You want to hope and pray she doesn't want to taste some other nations spunk on her world challenge!

 

I beg to differ. :icon_lol:

Sad fact of life for your young Brock, not your place to say.

Just wait until you break up then she'll let you know the truth <_<

 

Don't fancy breaking up anytime soon thankyouverymuch. Took a fucking year to get her in the first place. :nufc:

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Ooops, I did mean chin :icon_lol:

 

You just got Magma'd....AGAIN. <_<

 

1. I miss me lass. :nufc:

2. She's left 4 letters which have to be opened on certain dates. One of the was today.

3. Me best mate is coming round tomorrow (preferably wed tho) for a trip down me local. Haven't seen him properly since December.

4. Going to buy a ticket for the Sampdoria match.

5. If he signs, I'll also get a Deco shirt when I go up. :nufc:

 

Nee wrong with been Magma'd. He's a ledge marra <_<

 

Where's your lass anyways? Sorry for asking, not been on in a while :)

 

She's in Thailand for a month. Doing World Challenge. Her rucksack is almost bigger than her though so fuck knows how she's going to manage. Dead supportive me like. :)

 

Brock is only jealous cause he hasn't been Magma'd yet

 

:ithankyou:

Dangerous that like a young lass in a foreign land, still with some of her innocence intact and yet to be fucked properly!

 

You want to hope and pray she doesn't want to taste some other nations spunk on her world challenge!

 

I beg to differ. :icon_lol:

Sad fact of life for your young Brock, not your place to say.

Just wait until you break up then she'll let you know the truth <_<

 

Don't fancy breaking up anytime soon thankyouverymuch. Took a fucking year to get her in the first place. :nufc:

 

It took you a year? She obviously was never that interested, she is now getting her pasty smashed in by 6 Thai's

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Ooops, I did mean chin :icon_lol:

 

You just got Magma'd....AGAIN. <_<

 

1. I miss me lass. :nufc:

2. She's left 4 letters which have to be opened on certain dates. One of the was today.

3. Me best mate is coming round tomorrow (preferably wed tho) for a trip down me local. Haven't seen him properly since December.

4. Going to buy a ticket for the Sampdoria match.

5. If he signs, I'll also get a Deco shirt when I go up. :nufc:

 

Nee wrong with been Magma'd. He's a ledge marra <_<

 

Where's your lass anyways? Sorry for asking, not been on in a while :)

 

She's in Thailand for a month. Doing World Challenge. Her rucksack is almost bigger than her though so fuck knows how she's going to manage. Dead supportive me like. :)

 

Brock is only jealous cause he hasn't been Magma'd yet

 

:ithankyou:

Dangerous that like a young lass in a foreign land, still with some of her innocence intact and yet to be fucked properly!

 

You want to hope and pray she doesn't want to taste some other nations spunk on her world challenge!

 

I beg to differ. :icon_lol:

Sad fact of life for your young Brock, not your place to say.

Just wait until you break up then she'll let you know the truth <_<

 

Don't fancy breaking up anytime soon thankyouverymuch. Took a fucking year to get her in the first place. :nufc:

 

It took you a year? She obviously was never that interested, she is now getting her pasty smashed in by 6 Thai's

 

I was going out with the german bird.

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1. I have a new Dyson hoover which I'm stupidly excited about

 

2. I also have a friend called Dyson which amuses me greatly (the name, not him personally)

 

3. I'm going away in a couple of weeks and really looking forward to it

 

4. I have an open tooth socket and it continues to cause me much pain and miserableness

 

5. I feel like a Raggy Doll that needs to be put in the Reject Bin :icon_lol:

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I've just been sent a video straight outta Bangkok, it's 12 of Thailand's finest swordsman taking an English lass in every possible orrifice, she's wearing a t-shirt that says, "I've come all the way to Bangkok to get fucked properly"!

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1. Just got in

2. Finished walking round Leam Lane delivering leaflets

3. Feet are killing

4. On myspace

5. Really knackered now

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1. Just got in

2. Finished walking round Leam Lane delivering leaflets

3. Feet are killing

4. On myspace

5. Really knackered now

 

The life you lead knackers me out tbh!

 

lol

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1. Just got in

2. Finished walking round Leam Lane delivering leaflets

3. Feet are killing

4. On myspace

5. Really knackered now

 

The life you lead knackers me out tbh!

 

lol

If I was being ultra critical though I'd say 3 & 5 are opinions not facts!

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1. I have a new Dyson hoover which I'm stupidly excited about

 

2. I also have a friend called Dyson which amuses me greatly (the name, not him personally)

 

3. I'm going away in a couple of weeks and really looking forward to it

 

4. I have an open tooth socket and it continues to cause me much pain and miserableness

 

5. I feel like a Raggy Doll that needs to be put in the Reject Bin :)

 

 

You can't have a Dyson Hoover :icon_lol:

 

1 Just corrected Cath :icon_lol:

 

2 just decided to sack someone <_<

 

3 going to Greece this week, getting wound up. <_<

 

4 Hurt me leg in boxing training (only a tit can do that) <_<

 

5 watching the world go round from me office window :)

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I've just been sent a video straight outta Bangkok, it's 12 of Thailand's finest swordsman taking an English lass in every possible orrifice, she's wearing a t-shirt that says, "I've come all the way to Bangkok to get fucked properly"!

 

Who sent you that? How she gonna get fucked properly over there? They're all hung like rats

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1. One of my interviews got re-arranged, not happy

2. Hungry and waitin for the bird to come home

3. Excited about going to The Great Yorkshire Show tom

4. Need to do work in my house but cba

5. Windering if moving jobs is good

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I've just been sent a video straight outta Bangkok, it's 12 of Thailand's finest swordsman taking an English lass in every possible orrifice, she's wearing a t-shirt that says, "I've come all the way to Bangkok to get fucked properly"!

 

Who sent you that? How she gonna get fucked properly over there? They're all hung like rats

Wacky talking from his experience with those ladyboys. :icon_lol:

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Letter 1: Hi Brock honey, I will be really missing you by the time you read this, hope you are missing me too.

 

Letter 2: Nah just kidding, wanted to tell you to your face but bottled it so anyway....... you know your best mate you haven't seen properly since December? Well I have :icon_lol:

 

Letter 3: I am pregnant with his kid.

 

Letter 4: I know you are really upset so not sure if I should say this or not...... ah I will, just wanted to say thanks for that money you gave me as a leaving present, KY is actually very cheap out here but you will be amazed how quickly a pot is finished, these Thai boys are rampant! Catch you before I catch something....Nah thats me kidding again, I think I already have xxx

 

 

 

 

:icon_lol:

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