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Years ago we had a Health & Safety type fly into Indonesia from the USA with one of these resucitation dolls

 

He'd packed it in his luggage and it was only as he walked up to Jakarta Customs that he realised............... :blink::lol:

 

It took 7 hours for our "Administration" lady to get him out of custody and a $2000 "fine" for illegal importation of medical goods to free "Sally"

Edited by Rob W

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Penis pumps have been in the news quite a bit this week

 

Wow !

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Well if he needs a penis pump it's no wonder he suffers from depression.

 

I shouldn't joke about depression, I suffer from it myself, but I have a long schlong so that's not the reason...

 

:blink:

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Penis pumps have been in the news quite a bit this week

 

Wow !

184698[/snapback]

 

Well if he needs a penis pump it's no wonder he suffers from depression.

 

I shouldn't joke about depression, I suffer from it myself, but I have a long schlong so that's not the reason...

 

:blink:

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lack of use the problem then?

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Gah.

 

Couldnt imagine getting hot n heavy with some guy only for him to say 'hang on, lemme whip me penis pump out'. Mood killer right there.

 

And I aint think W27 wuld have a problem with lack of use, all guys are wankers.. <_<

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Gah.

 

Couldnt imagine getting hot n heavy with some guy only for him to say 'hang on, lemme whip me penis pump out'. Mood killer right there.

 

And I aint think W27 wuld have a problem with lack of use, all guys are wankers.. <_<

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And women arnt?

 

We all know what you do in the bath with the adjustable shower head.

 

not to mention electric toothbrushes. ;)

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