Isegrim 8868 Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 Dear Albert Luque, I appreciate nobody ever explained the offside rule to you. Or maybe someone did, but used salt shaker and pepper pot. You also might not have understand because you are a woman, that would also explain your general approach to football. You probably have realised that nobody wants to give you the ball. This is partly down to the fact that you lose it everytime, but also because you stand offside half the time. Even Titus Bramble isn't aiming long balls at you because he sees it, and that says it all. I therefore made the attempt to explain it to you in pictures, probably the only way you understand: I know this might be asked too much and if you don't understand it maybe someone nice gives you a pair of crayons and you can try to colour the heads of the men I sketched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 you might have to translate "ball" and "goal" into spanish for him too Hey, but I'm sure it was money well spent, he just needs time to settle in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sicklee Sausage Roll 0 Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 Has someone managed to get hold of Mourinho's notes again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodgate27 0 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 The second yes is technically offside..... .... but I'm not a pedantic person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Surely not ? There's no daylight between him and the defenders which means he's still onside. Or has that changed ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheMan 0 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 That was never the case Walliver! Bloody journos, know nowt! Just a media myth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 I remember MOTD telling me that. What should they have told me instead ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8868 Posted August 29, 2006 Author Share Posted August 29, 2006 You also might not have understand because you are a woman, that would also explain your general approach to football. You still want that Fulham ticket? 186948[/snapback] Oh look, a three-headed monkey hacked into my account... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheMan 0 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 I remember MOTD telling me that. What should they have told me instead ? 186817[/snapback] If the torso or head is ahead of the 'offside line' it's offside. If not it's not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Can someone show that to Shola too.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dunno Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Can someone show that to Shola too.... 186998[/snapback] Give over. Whilst Luque was to chicken shit scared to play in the damp, cold, rainy north-east weather, whilst Michael Owen waited about on the treatment table for England, King Shola was banging goals in for fun last season with a dodgy hip and smashed teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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