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:D

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what

the hell happened to your bra and/or undies.

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that

you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people

are laughing WITH you.

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you

can sing.

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your

friends over and over again that you love them.

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can

logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are

whispering when you are not !

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing

like a chicken.

 

None of these are of major concern to me at the moment as I'm still on these bloody antibiotics but I shall heed them in the future! :lol:

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to post old and generally unfunny threads.

 

:D

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You must drink often, Johnny :lol:

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:rolleyes:

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what

the hell happened to your bra and/or undies.

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that

you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people

are laughing WITH you.

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you

can sing.

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your

friends over and over again that you love them.

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can

logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are

whispering when you are not !

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing

like a chicken.

 

None of these are of major concern to me at the moment as I'm still on these bloody antibiotics but I shall heed them in the future!  :lol:

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oops....it's like reading my autobiography :D

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