Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Stopped in last night with wor lass. Her mother was kind enough to look after the bairns but we weren't that arsed about going out so i went to the corner shop and took advantage of the 2 bottles of wine for a £5. Dusted 3-1/2 then decided to drill for some oil with her, thing is she's had a bad back for the past couple of days and when she's got up this morning she was all twisted with one of her hips sticking out. Sheworse as the day has went on and we've ended up in accident and emergency at tea-time just to get her checked out. Turns out to just be some sort of muscle strain but i would like to think it was down to me going like a sewing machine last night. Might see if i can knock it back in tonight Who's the daddy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Sick of the sight of it tbh, boring the first time around as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Well done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 3, 2006 Author Share Posted September 3, 2006 Sick of the sight of it tbh, boring the first time around as well 191909[/snapback] Bitter tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Sick of the sight of it tbh, boring the first time around as well 191909[/snapback] Bitter tbh 191913[/snapback] Nah, I'm mild. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walkinthedog 0 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 perhaps tonight you should knock her back out instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Stopped in last night with wor lass. Her mother was kind enough to look after the bairns but we weren't that arsed about going out so i went to the corner shop and took advantage of the 2 bottles of wine for a £5. Dusted 3-1/2 then decided to drill for some oil with her, thing is she's had a bad back for the past couple of days and when she's got up this morning she was all twisted with one of her hips sticking out. Sheworse as the day has went on and we've ended up in accident and emergency at tea-time just to get her checked out. Turns out to just be some sort of muscle strain but i would like to think it was down to me going like a sewing machine last night. Might see if i can knock it back in tonight Who's the daddy? 191906[/snapback] AND THAT'S COOL...WHY ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5889 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 cos hes the daddy. Im sure his missus loves a boozed up wacky climbing on and going at her 'like a sewing machine' for 3 minutes til he falls asleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3183 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 cos hes the daddy. Im sure his missus loves a boozed up wacky climbing on and going at her 'like a sewing machine' for 3 minutes til he falls asleep. 191967[/snapback] Unfortunately I have heard sewing machine similie includes the size of the needle too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Stopped in last night with wor lass. Her mother was kind enough to look after the bairns but we weren't that arsed about going out so i went to the corner shop and took advantage of the 2 bottles of wine for a £5. Dusted 3-1/2 then decided to drill for some oil with her, thing is she's had a bad back for the past couple of days and when she's got up this morning she was all twisted with one of her hips sticking out. Sheworse as the day has went on and we've ended up in accident and emergency at tea-time just to get her checked out. Turns out to just be some sort of muscle strain but i would like to think it was down to me going like a sewing machine last night. Might see if i can knock it back in tonight Who's the daddy? 191906[/snapback] Reckon you need to give her the flora treatment for dragging you up the hospital, no doubt you had a canny wait. And she could have driven herself couldn't she!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Hung like a bookies pencil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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