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Right odd question like, but thats nothing new on here. We are like a family at the end of the day :lol:

 

How many sheets of shit roll do you use to wipe? I use quite a lot tbh and I was wondering if I was odd?

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Everyone uses a lot I think.

 

I'd also like to know, what do people use if they've run out?

 

Yellow Pages?

Newpaper?

An old sock?

A dish cloth?

The toilet brush?

A full shower?

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I use an excessive amount, this entire place stank of sewage today when they had to get a truck out to pump out a blockage. I wonder if there's a link?

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Everyone uses a lot I think.

 

I'd also like to know, what do people use if they've run out?

 

Yellow Pages?

Newpaper?

An old sock?

A dish cloth?

The toilet brush?

A full shower?

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I've done that, very long time ago. Just keep shit loads of it around now.

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Ive got my crevice wiping off to a fine art.

 

whilst sitting on the crapper - i hold the toilet roll in my left hand. with my right hand i tear off 1 'sheet' at a time and make a nice neat pile on my right thigh.

 

i then, using a single sheet at a time, proceed to wipe my undercarriage from the front. this enables me to inspect the soiled sheets and to determine how much, if any, further wiping is needed.

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My brother once used Bounce.  :lol:

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Oooh, me piles just winced.

 

I don't tear off sheets, I just "roll" it around my hand a couple of times and then tear, and use that.

 

Was it on here that someone posted about how Americans bunch instead of folding? Creepier than the Christian Right tbh.

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I always shove a bit down the loo fisrt to avoid splash back.

 

Is your work the same as mine? I try to make as little noise as possible, but some blokes just aint botherd and make tonnes!

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My brother once used Bounce.  :lol:

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Oooh, me piles just winced.

 

I don't tear off sheets, I just "roll" it around my hand a couple of times and then tear, and use that.

 

Was it on here that someone posted about how Americans bunch instead of folding? Creepier than the Christian Right tbh.

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I use that method :lol:

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My brother once used Bounce.  :lol:

192633[/snapback]

 

Oooh, me piles just winced.

 

I don't tear off sheets, I just "roll" it around my hand a couple of times and then tear, and use that.

 

Was it on here that someone posted about how Americans bunch instead of folding? Creepier than the Christian Right tbh.

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I use that method :lol:

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Yeah i don't tear of individual sheets, just get a good amount rolled and then tear.

 

Nobody here use the Arnie Rimmer method: 3 sheets, 1 up, 1 down and 1 to polish!

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Everyone uses a lot I think.

 

I'd also like to know, what do people use if they've run out?

 

Yellow Pages?

Newpaper?

An old sock?

A dish cloth?

The toilet brush?

A full shower?

192626[/snapback]

 

extremely rare i'd run out but i'd use wet wipes.

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ffs, anyone who uses one sheet at a time to wipe their arse, might as well just use their hand !!!

 

I went to a bbq at my cousins house this summer and was shocked to see in their toilet, neatly cut out squares of newspaper piled by the pan, i then confronted him about his cheap hearted attitude to purchasing "skid-sheet" when he informed me that it was infact his Sudoku puzzle cuttings and the roll was on the top of the cistern !

 

:lol:

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Yeah i don't tear of individual sheets, just get a good amount rolled and then tear.

 

Nobody here use the Arnie Rimmer method: 3 sheets, 1 up, 1 down and 1 to polish!

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I took the opportunity to monitor my technique earlier on, three "wraps" of the hand, and tear, gets about 4-5 squares each time. I'll usually wipe and double each time, depending on how messy things are.

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Yeah i don't tear of individual sheets, just get a good amount rolled and then tear.

 

Nobody here use the Arnie Rimmer method: 3 sheets, 1 up, 1 down and 1 to polish!

192675[/snapback]

 

I took the opportunity to monitor my technique earlier on, three "wraps" of the hand, and tear, gets about 4-5 squares each time. I'll usually wipe and double each time, depending on how messy things are.

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So did I :lol:

 

Take loo roll in right hand, hold the end with left, then wrap right hand round left hand 6 times, snap off then put the paper in, and wipe with my right hand.

 

Ive checked my technique twice and my arse must be huge compared to you lot :yes as I counted 14 sheets one time, and 16 another.

 

The above technique is used regardless of if its front bum wipe or a or back bum wipe and I also wipe then double up, and if I ever run out of loo roll then I use Bounty or makeup wipes.

 

We are such a sharing lot this eve, I feel like a bit of a hippy now, group hug :lol:

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Yeah i don't tear of individual sheets, just get a good amount rolled and then tear.

 

Nobody here use the Arnie Rimmer method: 3 sheets, 1 up, 1 down and 1 to polish!

192675[/snapback]

 

I took the opportunity to monitor my technique earlier on, three "wraps" of the hand, and tear, gets about 4-5 squares each time. I'll usually wipe and double each time, depending on how messy things are.

192705[/snapback]

So did I :lol:

 

Take loo roll in right hand, hold the end with left, then wrap right hand round left hand 6 times, snap off then put the paper in, and wipe with my right hand.

 

Ive checked my technique twice and my arse must be huge compared to you lot :) as I counted 14 sheets one time, and 16 another.

 

The above technique is used regardless of if its front bum wipe or a or back bum wipe and I also wipe then double up, and if I ever run out of loo roll then I use Bounty or makeup wipes.

 

We are such a sharing lot this eve, I feel like a bit of a hippy now, group hug :lol:

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As long as youve washed your hands :yes

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To be honest I've just never understood how people could wipe while still sitting down. Surely you have to be stood up to get the leverage to clean properly? I was aghast when I discovered that some people didn't stand up.

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To be honest I've just never understood how people could wipe while still sitting down. Surely you have to be stood up to get the leverage to clean properly? I was aghast when I discovered that some people didn't stand up.

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Yeh I always stand up and have a good inspection of everything

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To be honest I've just never understood how people could wipe while still sitting down. Surely you have to be stood up to get the leverage to clean properly? I was aghast when I discovered that some people didn't stand up.

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Yeh I always stand up and have a good inspection of everything

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Strategically placed mirror and all.

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