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40 Mackems die in a horrific fire and get sent up to the Pearly Gates.

 

St. Peter greets them and says "I've only got room for 12, so I'll give you 5 minutes to decide amongst yourselves which ones are going to stay.............

 

5 minutes later, St. Peter is talking to God.. "Fucking hell, they've gone!", he says.

 

God replies, "What, all 40?"

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"No, the fucking gates!"

 

:good:

 

 

The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby where he met President Bush.

 

They shook hands, and as they walked the Iranian said, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America".

 

President Bush said, "Well, anything I can do to help you, I will."

 

The Iranian whispered "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, and Sulu who is Chinese, but no Arabs.

 

My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians on Star Trek."

 

President Bush laughed, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador, and whispered back,

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"It's because it takes place in the future."

 

:D

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Guest alex
LOL good jokes..

although Iranians are Iranians !  NOT Arabs... :D

194042[/snapback]

 

 

I liked your "yeah" "no" posts better :angry:

 

 

 

:)

194046[/snapback]

:good: He's right though.

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LOL good jokes..

although Iranians are Iranians !  NOT Arabs... :D

194042[/snapback]

 

 

I liked your "yeah" "no" posts better :angry:

 

 

 

:)

194046[/snapback]

:good: He's right though.

194048[/snapback]

 

 

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The Arab world ( العالم العربي Al-Alam Al-Arabi) consists of twenty-two countries stretching from Mauritania in the west to Oman in the east. They have a combined population of 323 million people and their combined economies surpass 1 trillion U.S. dollars, and grows 5% annually. The Arab World thus accounts for just over two-fifths of the total output of the entire

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Guest alex
LOL good jokes..

although Iranians are Iranians !  NOT Arabs... :D

194042[/snapback]

 

 

I liked your "yeah" "no" posts better :)

 

 

 

:(

194046[/snapback]

:good: He's right though.

194048[/snapback]

 

 

Arab_world.png

 

 

 

 

The Arab world ( العالم العربي Al-Alam Al-Arabi) consists of twenty-two countries stretching from Mauritania in the west to Oman in the east. They have a combined population of 323 million people and their combined economies surpass 1 trillion U.S. dollars, and grows 5% annually. The Arab World thus accounts for just over two-fifths of the total output of the entire

194052[/snapback]

Iran's just to the right there I think (not in green) :angry:

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