manc-mag 1 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Gemmill's Audi on the way back from Liverpool after he'd had eight bags of monster munch 194693[/snapback] You got out at Manc though. 194701[/snapback] Nearly bailed at 90mph on the M62 tbh. 194702[/snapback] Just reminded me, I was going to ask if you lot fancy another away trip or two this season. I'll even try and not fuck up the ticket application this time. 194704[/snapback] Aye, I'll be up for that tbh. Travel courtesy of the fragrant Mr Robinson as per .....joke I'm happy to meet yers if I'm oot the way in manc. Got my eye on four or five away games that I'll be realistically able to get to this term. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Skunk - even driving by one at 60mph is a horrible experience One guy at work when I was in the States was squirted when he was out fishing - the company gave him 8 days off (he offered to come in of course), his wife and the kids moved out of his house and the neighbours left food on the doorstep for him and he had to BURY his clothes as the refuse crew wouldn't take them away and he scrubbed and showered non-stop for a week to get rid of the whiff................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34422 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 The Sahota twins at school. Had to swap shirts with one of them for PE once and when I took it home my mam threw it out rather than wash it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Gemmill's Audi on the way back from Liverpool after he'd had eight bags of monster munch 194693[/snapback] You got out at Manc though. 194701[/snapback] Nearly bailed at 90mph on the M62 tbh. 194702[/snapback] Just reminded me, I was going to ask if you lot fancy another away trip or two this season. I'll even try and not fuck up the ticket application this time. 194704[/snapback] Aye, I'll be up for that tbh. Travel courtesy of the fragrant Mr Robinson as per .....joke I'm happy to meet yers if I'm oot the way in manc. Got my eye on four or five away games that I'll be realistically able to get to this term. 194716[/snapback] Nice one, I'm happy to make me own way if Scott's still in the huff/busy etc. I can apply on your behalf btw even if I can't make it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34422 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 The Sahota twins at school. Had to swap shirts with one of them for PE once and when I took it home my mam threw it out rather than wash it. 194722[/snapback] theres always a 'smelly kid' in each class. I remember my son used to dread having to sit next to a lad he said smelt of POO and CHEESE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Bamps aka Harry Ramps etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 There was a lad in my class who smelled of dogs (on a good day) and gerbils (on a bad day). He was practically feral tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 A night before showerer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 There was a lad in my class who smelled of dogs (on a good day) and gerbils (on a bad day). He was practically feral tbh. 194734[/snapback] There was a bamp in our class who went by the nickname 'Kenny the Dog' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 A lad at my first school used to stink of stale piss like. really strong as well. nice lad, canny enough - he just reeked of piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 There was a lad in my class who smelled of dogs (on a good day) and gerbils (on a bad day). He was practically feral tbh. 194734[/snapback] Gerbilist! There was a backup in our sewage last week and they had to pump it out with a truck, smell was so bad it gave me a headache. Couldn't help thinking it wouldn't have smelt have as bad if it wasn't my sewage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17745 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Nobody's answered the question yet, strictly speaking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Nobody's answered the question yet, strictly speaking. 194765[/snapback] Answer it then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Nobody's answered the question yet, strictly speaking. 194765[/snapback] Mine's the worst I've experienced, that I can think of; was that not the question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 The bogs at Leeds festival are canny lifting like, but getting better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17745 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Nobody's answered the question yet, strictly speaking. 194765[/snapback] Mine's the worst I've experienced, that I can think of; was that not the question? 194768[/snapback] On rereading it yes, yes it is. I'm braindead today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Guff. Cabbage at primary school. The meals were so repulsive, and it was the dominant odour. Cat piss. Enough said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Brock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Brock 194843[/snapback] More specifically, the bits of putrefying food stuck in his beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Brock 194843[/snapback] More specifically, the bits of putrefying food stuck in his beard. 194851[/snapback] No beard for putrefying food to be stuck to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_NUFC 0 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 stale vomit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Agree with the girls who mentioned rotting flesh earlier. Had a patient once who was in the end stages of necrotising fascitis. His insides were rotting and he had a fistula between what was left of his bowel and was tracking to the open wound which was the length of his thigh. The smell of diarrhoea coming out of his leg combined with the rotten flesh was just unbelievable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Agree with the girls who mentioned rotting flesh earlier. Had a patient once who was in the end stages of necrotising fascitis. His insides were rotting and he had a fistula between what was left of his bowel and was tracking to the open wound which was the length of his thigh. The smell of diarrhoea coming out of his leg combined with the rotten flesh was just unbelievable. 194880[/snapback] I thought Herod was the last person to actually suffer from that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 0 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 (edited) Worst smell I've ever experienced was when I was a housing officer up here in Edinburgh a good few years ago - had to visit a tenant whose idea of domestic hygiene was a bit odd, e.g.: - He'd pile up bags of rotting rubbish in his bedroom, til it was almost impossible to get in there. - He shat wherever he liked. And I mean wherever he liked. The kitchen sink was full of shit, the bathtub, his hallway, his living room...all of it was caked in about 2-3 inches of rotting shit - and the piece de resistance...he had about a dozen cats, 2 dogs who he never let out of the house...so no doubt some of that shit was theirs too. But when I visited him that time, one of his cats had died a couple of days previous, and it was decaying in the corner of the room, with one of his mutts licking the corpse. I'd have to cover my face with a handkerchief soaked in perfume just to be able to breathe without vomiting. He ended up in a home for "special people" by the way... Edited September 7, 2006 by GeordieMessiah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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