Ted Maul 0 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Only after a shite unless I widdle on my hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted September 28, 2006 Author Share Posted September 28, 2006 You people DISGUST me! I should be safe because my keyboard and mouse are wireless, but I'm off to wash them, just in case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8868 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Yes, and I'm pissed off at these attendent blokes they have in toilets now who try to accost you with aftershave and soap in exchange for a tip ffs. I've noticed more blokes running out of toilets to avoid them lately. I felt always quite awkward in these situations. I willingly pay my umemployment insurance contribution, so that nobody has to do this sort of a job. Strangely, most of those people seem to be black... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Yes, and I'm pissed off at these attendent blokes they have in toilets now who try to accost you with aftershave and soap in exchange for a tip ffs. I've noticed more blokes running out of toilets to avoid them lately. I felt always quite awkward in these situations. I willingly pay my umemployment insurance contribution, so that nobody has to do this sort of a job. Strangely, most of those people seem to be black... Racialist tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Always, except after I've had a slash in a bar/club and the toilets are rammed and I don't fancy standing in everyone's way for two minutes with my hands under a dryer with the power of a geriatric's dying breath. Perfect opportunity for a spot of unplanned willie-watching, Shirley? You might be surprised at how un-erotic a flaccid, mid-stream cock is. Theres just no need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Always. Whether at home, work or play. And if I'm out and the method for drying is one of the aforementioned dryers, I will push the button with my elbow. Strange I know, but the thought of touching the button after some skank who hasn't washed his properly and left traces of, whatever, on the button just turns my stomach. Oh, and if I can, I avoid as much contact as possible with the door handle leaving the gents! I feel quite bilious (sp) right now. Hmmmmmmmm, maybe I need to see a shrink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34174 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Nah, I'm with you snakehips. And it's understandable that we are so careful given that 20% of this board either don't bother washing or only do bother after a crap. This thread should be stickied and used to vet potential piss-up attendees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17626 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Looking at this poll all it proves is that most people are a bunch of lying bastids, assuming toontastic is representative of the general UK population. Have a piss at the match and I guarantee at least 90% of people don't wash their hands, the scruffy minging bastards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 0 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Always wash my hands. It's minging not to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34174 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Re the match - they need to fill those paper towel things more regularly. By half time there's nothing left to dry your hands on. Agree though, re nobody washing their hands. Then they go and eat chips or a pie, the filthy pigs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 0 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Re the match - they need to fill those paper towel things more regularly. By half time there's nothing left to dry your hands on. Agree though, re nobody washing their hands. Then they go and eat chips or a pie, the filthy pigs. Aye that's rank. I end up if they run out of paper towels or whatever just having to dry my hands on mu trousers or jumper or whatever. Pain in the arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 I'll throw my dirty piss soiled hands up and admit to not washing them after a piss at the match, but only because it's like a fucking cattle market in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2182 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Always, no exceptions, even if it means holding people up whilst using one of those said pathetic dryers - plus I hate wet hands so I'm usually there ages until my handypoos are thoroughly dry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34174 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 I'll throw my dirty piss soiled hands up and admit to not washing them after a piss at the match, but only because it's like a fucking cattle market in there. Urgh! Given that you're a night before showerer this is even worse. Washed hands after a wee are the first time you've actually come into contact with soap that day, so to pass the opportunity up is unforgivable! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4818 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Whats the probelm? As long as you dont piss on your hands its just like touching your leg .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Got some right fucking hygiene freaks on this board like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 We've done this one before and FILTHBAG Bridget admitted she doesn't bother after a wee. Urgh! Stinker! Wants locking in a cage tbf. Works for the polis now apparently. The long pissy arm of the law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombadil 0 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 I always try to wash my hands afterwards, but I once read that on a lot of public toilets, you actually pick up more germs when you wash your hands than when you don't. So that's why there may be times (i.e. when I'm in a place where the toilets are really overcrowded and unpleasant-looking) when I decide to give the pissy palm a wipe on the trousers rather than pick up other people's germs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar 0 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 (edited) Fuck that, after a piss? I dunno about you but my cock's clean as a whistle anyway and I some how manage not to piss on me hands. It's lasses who whinge about it an all. Moan in case they touch a door handle that's been touched by someone who touched their cock, but quite happily stuff a one in their gob. Where's the logic there? Edited September 28, 2006 by BlueStar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 I always try to wash my hands afterwards, but I once read that on a lot of public toilets, you actually pick up more germs when you wash your hands than when you don't. So that's why there may be times (i.e. when I'm in a place where the toilets are really overcrowded and unpleasant-looking) when I decide to give the pissy palm a wipe on the trousers rather than pick up other people's germs. Then we go and drink out of bottles that rats n cats have pised on. (Gman do not do the gay thing) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 (edited) Top Tip: If possible always dry your hands using paper towels. Them hot air dryers are incredibly unhygienic and just blow germs around. Ithankyou. EDIT Have I spelt unhygienic correctly? Unhygeinic, unhygienic. Yeah. I think I did. Hmm, I'm tired. Edited September 28, 2006 by catmag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombadil 0 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Top Tip: If possible always dry your hands using paper towels. Them hot air dryers are incredibly unhygienic and just blow germs around. Ithankyou. EDIT Have I spelt unhygienic correctly? Unhygeinic, unhygienic. Yeah. I think I did. Hmm, I'm tired. I think the article I read a while ago mentioned that as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17626 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Bluestar is another scruffy bastid I see. At least he's honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17626 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Top Tip: If possible always dry your hands using paper towels. Them hot air dryers are incredibly unhygienic and just blow germs around. Ithankyou. EDIT Have I spelt unhygienic correctly? Unhygeinic, unhygienic. Yeah. I think I did. Hmm, I'm tired. I think the article I read a while ago mentioned that as well. Doesn't make sense to me. Bacteria are usually transferred from surface to surface. Mind I prefer paper towels where possible. Normal towels are the worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Top Tip: If possible always dry your hands using paper towels. Them hot air dryers are incredibly unhygienic and just blow germs around. Ithankyou. EDIT Have I spelt unhygienic correctly? Unhygeinic, unhygienic. Yeah. I think I did. Hmm, I'm tired. I think the article I read a while ago mentioned that as well. Doesn't make sense to me. Bacteria are usually transferred from surface to surface. Mind I prefer paper towels where possible. Normal towels are the worst. Right here we go, purely in the name of science; I have had one shite and not washed me hands I have had two pisses. washed me hands after one. I licked me hands after all three visits and they never tasted any different Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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