wykikitoon 16467 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 I know it seems im moaning about driving a lot recently but this is a twat of a moan. I park my car on a narrow one way street outside work, I got out of work this evening, went to my car got in my car and started it up. I was checking my mirrors ready to pull out, had a quick glance at the front (making sure no kid was crossing) and went to pull out. I was at this second going rather slow and was turning to look at the front again when I heard a screech of breaks and a beep. I stopped quite sharpe, looked and guess what, it was a copper!! No sirens, no blue lights nothing! The twat got out and moaned at me "Look where your going mate!" then he asked why I didnt look. I mentioned it was a one way street,which he was going down the wrong way, and to skid must have been going at some speed! "You want to give me any more lip mate, or shall I just nick you now?" I said I wasnt giving him any lip at all and just mentioned he took my by suprise "Well in future look where you going"# the twat got in his shitty panda car and fucked off So I have his number and reg the cunt is getting a letter sent to his boss, and I hope he gets crabs thsi weekend the twat!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Expect a cover up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 I know it seems im moaning about driving a lot recently but this is a twat of a moan. I park my car on a narrow one way street outside work, I got out of work this evening, went to my car got in my car and started it up. I was checking my mirrors ready to pull out, had a quick glance at the front (making sure no kid was crossing) and went to pull out. I was at this second going rather slow and was turning to look at the front again when I heard a screech of breaks and a beep. I stopped quite sharpe, looked and guess what, it was a copper!! No sirens, no blue lights nothing! The twat got out and moaned at me "Look where your going mate!" then he asked why I didnt look. I mentioned it was a one way street,which he was going down the wrong way, and to skid must have been going at some speed! "You want to give me any more lip mate, or shall I just nick you now?" I said I wasnt giving him any lip at all and just mentioned he took my by suprise "Well in future look where you going"# the twat got in his shitty panda car and fucked off So I have his number and reg the cunt is getting a letter sent to his boss, and I hope he gets crabs thsi weekend the twat!!! 16619[/snapback] your lucky he didnt shoot you in the heed 7 times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16467 Posted August 23, 2005 Author Share Posted August 23, 2005 your lucky he didnt shoot you in the heed 7 times. 16660[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Bet the CCTV isnt working either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 You weren't wearing a padded jacket were you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Did you have a suntan or a turban on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 That Brazilian shirt was a bit of a risk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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