Guest Patrokles Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 One of the pleasant consolations of death is that none of that really matters any more, though. Not to you. In the seconds before dying, there will be mortification (no pun intended), but once you've popped it, you're not going to care who sees your filthy undergarments. I can't see me being that arsed about the state of my kegs if I suddenly felt on the verge of death. I can just see the coroner going into his dictaphone "The deceased appears to have collapsed on the landing and dragged himself through to the bedroom, finally passing in front of a chest of drawers. It is unclear exactly why he did this, although it seems reasonable to assume that he was trying to change his underwear, which to be perfectly honest is a fucking disgrace." Well, that was just an example. But there are numerous things that I assume one would think if they knew they were about to die; stuff they should have sorted out, things they wanted to say, porn they had to delete off their PC, etc. But then once it's over, then really it's all cool. I mean, not for the people who are still alive who knew you, but personally, things are good. Yeah, you're dead. Things just couldn't be better. If it would mean no more of those bloody razzes from you, I'd be THRILLED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34413 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6302 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 One of the pleasant consolations of death is that none of that really matters any more, though. Not to you. In the seconds before dying, there will be mortification (no pun intended), but once you've popped it, you're not going to care who sees your filthy undergarments. I can't see me being that arsed about the state of my kegs if I suddenly felt on the verge of death. I can just see the coroner going into his dictaphone "The deceased appears to have collapsed on the landing and dragged himself through to the bedroom, finally passing in front of a chest of drawers. It is unclear exactly why he did this, although it seems reasonable to assume that he was trying to change his underwear, which to be perfectly honest is a fucking disgrace." Coroner's more likely to say: "He's ginger, probably committed suicide as a result..." tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26282 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 RIP Patrokles - You didn't go soon enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 I am undeathable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Who's pat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Big woman with dodgy earrings from Eastenders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Big woman with dodgy earrings from Eastenders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Who's patrokles and why was he/she (delete as appropriate) banned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Who's patrokles and why was he/she (delete as appropriate) banned good question Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Patrokles requested his account be deactivated if I remember correctly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Patrokles requested his account be deactivated if I remember correctly. ah well, they say the good die young Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 the only reason we die is because we accept it as an inevitability Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 the only reason we die is because we accept it as an inevitability You can look forward to an interesting debate with the Grim Reaper then, when it's your turn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 the only reason we die is because we accept it as an inevitability You can look forward to an interesting debate with the Grim Reaper then, when it's your turn He's not so bad, as long as I can beat him at a game, I get to live and if Keanu Reeves can manage it, I'm sure I'll be fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 the only reason we die is because we accept it as an inevitability You can look forward to an interesting debate with the Grim Reaper then, when it's your turn He's not so bad, as long as I can beat him at a game, I get to live and if Keanu Reeves can manage it, I'm sure I'll be fine. He's probably had a bit of practice since then.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 (edited) I am undeathable. we'll see about that... (breaking out his Romanian AA Travellers Kit - 1 stake, 1 packet of Holy Wafers, 1 Holy Water spray.......) Edited August 18, 2010 by Rob W Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 as one who is statistically closer to death than the rest of you I must say I hope to accept it when it comes it'll have been a good run and TBH I've enjoyed myself The important thing is to get out and DO things - this is not a rehearsal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 as one who is statistically closer to death than the rest of you I must say I hope to accept it when it comes it'll have been a good run and TBH I've enjoyed myself The important thing is to get out and DO things - this is not a rehearsal By "closer to Death" do you mean that you know him from the Old Testament? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 as one who is statistically closer to death than the rest of you I must say I hope to accept it when it comes it'll have been a good run and TBH I've enjoyed myself The important thing is to get out and DO things - this is not a rehearsal By "closer to Death" do you mean that you know him from the Old Testament? Rob's already done the whole death thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14031 Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 as one who is statistically closer to death than the rest of you I must say I hope to accept it when it comes it'll have been a good run and TBH I've enjoyed myself The important thing is to get out and DO things - this is not a rehearsal By "closer to Death" do you mean that you know him from the Old Testament? Rob's already done the whole death thing. Dead before he hit the ground tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 as one who is statistically closer to death than the rest of you I must say I hope to accept it when it comes it'll have been a good run and TBH I've enjoyed myself The important thing is to get out and DO things - this is not a rehearsal By "closer to Death" do you mean that you know him from the Old Testament? Via Terry Pratchett actually............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 as one who is statistically closer to death than the rest of you I must say I hope to accept it when it comes it'll have been a good run and TBH I've enjoyed myself The important thing is to get out and DO things - this is not a rehearsal By "closer to Death" do you mean that you know him from the Old Testament? Rob's already done the whole death thing. If only........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 All the time. Its one of life's paradoxes that a deep awareness of your mortality is the natural by-product of having thought about what it means to be alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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